Reborn Campus Maniac

"You don't want to live in the dormitory anymore." Lin Xiaozha sat on the rice noodle stall and wiped the sweat from his head. He raised his head and said, "I bought a house near the school. Let's move there together."

"I rented a bungalow and bought a house. Nowadays, you can't even rent a house in this area." Monkey said vaguely as he immersed himself in the hot rice noodles.

"I don't know if it counts as a villa," Brother Zha sighed, "but it definitely counts as a building."

The "bragging" monkey pointed at him with a middle finger: "You will make a living by bragging in this life."

Lin Xiaozha had no choice but to lead him to the small foreign-style building, unlocked the door and said with a smile: "This place is enough for us to make friends."

Monkey looked around in amazement and said with a dry smile: "Brother Zha, uncle will not take the big brothers from the Double Eagle Alliance to rob banks anytime soon."

Lin Xiaozha took a sip and said: "Robbing a bank, you can imagine it. As a moral and qualified underworld boss, my father will not do such dirty things. At most, he would dare to rob a single old man."

Madam, a little brat with a hundred-yuan bill to buy soy sauce, a weak girl weighing less than 70 pounds robbing a bank, this kind of technical work needs to be practiced by you, monkey."

"Me?" The monkey chuckled: "I don't even dare to rob a single old lady, I might as well be an uncle."

The two walked around the small foreign-style building. The building had three floors and was not very scientifically built. There were four rooms on each floor. There was a living room on the first floor, a storage room on the second floor, and a conference room on the third floor.

There is a round table with more than a dozen chairs, which shows that the original owner of this house was not an ordinary person, but he was too stingy. When he left, he moved away all the electrical appliances and did not leave a TV.

"What a cozy little nest." Monkey chose his brother's room on the second floor, with a smile on his face like a sunflower: "I was originally worried that the school would take care of everything during the three years of high school, and I would be bored out of my mind. Now I feel better. I think

You can play whatever you want, but the school's rule is that accommodation is required. My father is not as proud as my uncle, so it may not work if he says it. This matter will have to fall on you, Brother Zha."

Lin Xiaozha said dullly: "When you get married, do you need me to help you with the bridal chamber? Whose territory is this?"

"Toad," the monkey said happily: "You may not know that Liu Guangbei became the elder of the Double Eagle Alliance and became a heavyweight in Yanyun City. He covers this area."

Lin Xiaozha rolled his eyes at him: "I don't know? I fought for Liu Guangbei's eldership on his behalf. Get out, get out, use history as news, you have the shame to show off." He dialed Liu Guangbei on his mobile phone.

After a while, the call was connected, and what he heard was the earth-shattering sound of a woman's sexual intercourse. His eardrums almost burst. For fear of calling the hair salon, he asked carefully: "Excuse me, is this Brother Bei?"

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I heard the rough man's voice on the other end of the phone roaring: "Scream, scream, you're still fucking screaming, bitch, answer the phone, you'd better be quiet."

"Brother Bei, you are too strong, I can't stand it." The woman's charming voice made Lin Xiaozhao break out in goosebumps.

"Go away, stop pretending to be innocent, hey, who is it? If you don't say anything, I will fall out!"

"Brother Bei, continue, don't stop, don't stop"

"Damn it, Liu Guangbei, I am your brother Lin Xiaozha, kick that bitch out and talk seriously." Lin Xiaozha finally ran away, jealous, when will we be able to feel so happy?

There was a normal sound on the other end of the phone, and a woman screamed, followed by Liu Guangbei's yell: "I'll give you three seconds to get out. I won't let you in and wait outside!"

Liu Guangbei's embarrassed laughter finally came over the phone: "It's a scumbag, I'm sorry, I'm just kidding."

Lin Xiaozha sighed: "It doesn't matter if you have fun, but Brother Bei, the situation is not stable now. The remnants of the Tiger Gang are ready to make a move. The second master may interfere at any time. You must be careful everywhere. You must not take it lightly. I am very serious about you."

I have high hopes and don’t let me embarrass myself in front of my dad.”

"Don't worry, little scum," Liu Guangbei said, his voice actually choked up: "Since I was a child, I have met countless people, but you are the only one who thinks highly of me, a toad, and gives me a chance to rise to the top. This kindness is

, I keep it in mind that I, Liu Guangbei, will never let you regret your decision."

"Okay, if you don't say this, I can trust you." Lin Xiaozha listened to the woman's voice with his ears raised. He probably really kicked him out, but he felt a little regretful: "Brother Bei, I am now studying in No. 1 Middle School, and you are here

territory"

"That's right, I covered it." Liu Guangbei said with a smile: "If you have something to do in the future, just give me a call and I will lead my brother to arrive immediately."

Lin Xiaozha thought it would be great if you brought the girl here with you: "I'm going out to have a meal. I happen to have something to ask for, Brother Bei, for your help."

"Where, what's the matter? I've heard a word. I'll do whatever it takes to live through fire and water. I'll make arrangements tonight. Xiaozha, please wait for my call."

"Well, okay, then I'll kill Brother Bei"

The monkey watched him from the side, and then sighed for a long time: "You should listen more, that woman's scream is much more exciting than in the movie."

"Go away, Xia Qi, who loves you"

He took out the little figure Surala from his arms, took out the cloth bag, and let her get into his body. When the monkey saw this scene, he fainted out of habit. Brother Zha threw him on the bed and took his sister to discuss important matters.

Got it

"Lala, do you know how to hip-hop?" Lin Xiaozha asked with a headache. He was really fed up with Ling Sha now. He could just dance if he wanted to be in the limelight. Why are you dragging me along? People who can't even jump rope can do it.

Dancing and jumping off buildings are easier

Surala thought for a while: "I have some knowledge in this area stored in my mind, but I haven't really skipped it. Brother, do you want to learn?"

Lin Xiaozha sighed: "Forget it, I'm being pushed to the guillotine. You have to help me, good girl."

Sulala nodded, lowered his head and pondered for a long time, and analyzed: "Compared with the proficiency of the movements, my brother, a novice, will definitely not be able to compare with others, but hip-hop is a sport that is very random. If you can step on the rhythm and show high

Difficult movements will still attract a lot of attention. This is called taking a slanted sword."

"The problem is" Lin Xiaozha said frustratedly: "How can I perform difficult movements? You can't lend me your ability temporarily. If Thomas comes, I will probably have to break my waist in half."

"Do you want a solution?" Sulala pointed at her delicate face mischievously: "Ten times, or I won't tell you."

"Okay, I've learned to threaten my brother." Lin Xiaozha stretched out his claws and pinched her soft thighs twice. Surala, who didn't know what shyness was, closed her eyes and looked intoxicated: "

Brother, if we don’t kiss you, we really won’t talk anymore.”

Lin Xiaozha sighed and said to the top of his head: "It's not because I, Lin, am lustful, but it's just God's will that I can't resist Xiao Nizi, so I can't cure you?" He pressed down on Su Lala with a groan and hugged her.

That face as fair as jade is like a fierce chewing

After struggling on that old sofa for a long time, Brother Zha raised his head with satisfaction, pinched her red face and said: "It's fun, tell me what to do, I definitely can't lose to that Miller."

Surala said with charming eyes: "Didn't I reorganize the cells for my brother? His body function should be stronger than that of ordinary people. My brother tried it himself and fell asleep."

Lin Xiaozha stayed that day, and it took him a long time to hold back a sentence: "Is it that simple?"

At this time, the monkey, who woke up from his coma, lit a cigarette and came over, and said angrily: "Brother Zha, I don't have a problem with you occasionally taking advantage of Zhan Lala, but if you hug him and chew on him every day, you are a bit of a beast."

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Lin Xiaozha pulled him away and said, "You know nothing, come here and practice with me."

The two walked to the backyard of the small foreign-style building. The monkey held a brick in his hand and said in fear: "Are you sure?"

"You can't believe Lala's recombinant cells?"

"It's not that I can't trust Lala, I just don't believe in your face. If it doesn't work, forget it. Why are you playing with your life?"

"But Miller is clearly an undercover agent of the US investigation team. He was so arrogant that he exposed his identity in front of me. This is a clear sign that he looks down on me. Monkey, I didn't want to do hip-hop at first, but since he was pushed out, it turned into me and him.

The first battle, for Lala, even if you don’t win, you have to promise not to lose.”

The monkey sighed: "Looking at your willingness to accept death, okay, I'll help you, but if you get hurt, don't seek revenge from me. You did it of your own free will."

"Lou Suo" Lin Xiaozha shrugged his shoulders back and shouted: "Come on"

"Look at you!" The monkey slammed the brick in his hand to his forehead. With a distance of one meter and a powerful force, Lin Xiaozha shouted: "Death!" His right fist blocked his forehead with an astonishing speed, and the brick was blocked.

It hit him squarely on the forearm, and with a snap, the red brick broke into two halves.

"Damn, your reflexes are amazing." The monkey pushed forward the fifty or sixty bricks behind him: "Then don't blame the brothers for being ruthless, hehe, hehe." In the midst of the ferocious laughter, several bricks were thrown in succession, so close.

Such a distance and such a large throwing density, Lin Xiaozha leisurely waved it away like an old lady trying to offend someone on the roadside, and a brick broke in the middle.

After blocking thirty bricks, he said with a proud smile: "It seems that my father has become stronger in his lower body, and I have become stronger in my upper body. It's no problem to do the windmill movement all day and all night. Come on, try Iron Head Kung Fu."

The monkey was amazed by his miraculous performance, and naturally he would not give any more advice. He grabbed a black-core brick, took two deep breaths, and let out a shrill scream like an owl: "Let's go!" The brick hit his forehead with a bang.

The response was broken into three or four pieces.

Lin Xiaozha spread out his hands and shook them indifferently: "What's here, haha, what's here?"

His whole face was dyed red with blood, and under the sunlight, it looked particularly poignant and moving.