Reborn Campus Maniac

Lin Xiaozha was about to go to bed. The four wives went to play cards together. They said they were going to stay up all night. Damn it, no one was happy with him.

It's windy tonight and it's a bit cold

Lin Xiaozha lit a cigarette and leaned leisurely on the bed, not wanting to take off his clothes to sleep.

"Hey, don't I become a widow now? It's too much. I can only leave one of these four girls to me."

Brother Zha complained, and suddenly the door was pushed open, and his heart was rekindled with hope.

Will it be a lingering and wonderful night?

The answer is no

The one who came in was Lang Dubiao with a melancholy look on his face.

"I said, buddy, you're not sleeping in the middle of the night, why are you hanging around here?"

Lang Dubiao said in an unusually deep voice: "I have something on my mind and can't sleep."

"Can you pretend to be more awesome? What a big deal it is to toss and turn and have trouble falling asleep. Isn't it just chasing a little girl?"

"You don't understand. For me, I have been immersed in fighting all my life, and falling in love with someone for the first time is such a kind of enthusiasm and excitement."

"Okay, isn't it your first love? Don't worry, I'll help you get it done."

“But I still can’t calm down the enthusiasm in my heart.”

"Then you can jump into the sea and take a cold bath to relieve your heat, okay?"

"No, I'm afraid of drowning"

"Bring a lifebuoy"

“I don’t want to rely on outside help.”

"Then what do you want?"

"I want to drink with you until dawn"

"Please" Lin Xiaozha took it seriously and said with a sullen face: "Brother, can you find someone else to drink with you? I'm very sleepy and I want to sleep."

“There is another plan”

"What?"

"You and I are duel, and as soon as we start fighting, my heart will calm down."

"Damn it, I'm not a punching bag. It's none of my business if you're excited."

"That's not okay. When I went to Japan to massacre, it was you who encouraged me."

"But I didn't encourage you to have your first love?"

"The indirect consequences of the Holocaust when I first fell in love. If I hadn't been tired of donating blood, I wouldn't have fallen in love with a woman."

"You are a bit strong-willed."

"This is a fact"

"Okay, okay, drink! I'm stupid"

Lin Xiaozha had no choice but to drink with him all night. If he had known, playing cards with four beauties all night would be more comfortable than sitting here drinking melancholy. I regret it now.

After drinking for two hours, Lin Xiaozha was a little drunk and became crazy. He laughed and said: "Brother, I'm not blowing you off. In terms of drinking capacity, you are no match. Ten of you, I will still blow you up."

"

Lang Dubiao also drank so much that he looked at him and chuckled: "You, brag, brag!"

"Whoever brags is a bastard"

"You are a bastard"

"We in China have a poem about drinking. It's very powerful. I'll recite it to you."

"You're carrying me there?"

"I'll recite a poem to you"

"Poetry, Pushkin or Goethe?"

"Those foreign devils you mentioned are all just floating clouds."

"Then tell me someone who is not a floating cloud"

"Yes! Yes! Li Bai, Li Bai's "Jianjinjiu", I have memorized it all by heart since I was a child.

"You drank too much and you can't carry it anymore."

"Hey, you are looking down on me, don't talk nonsense, just listen to me. Damn it, if you don't see it, the water of the Yellow River comes up from the sky, and rushes to the sea, never to return. If you don't see it, you will see the bright mirror in the high hall. The sad white hair, the morning is like blue silk, and the evening will turn into snow. If you are proud, you must be happy."

, Don’t let the gold bottle be empty, it will be useful to the moon. My materials will be useful. After a thousand gold is spent, I will return to my grass. Cooking sheep and slaughtering cattle is a pleasure. I will have to drink three hundred cups of sage. Danqiu is born. I will drink wine. Cup

Don't stop and sing a song, please listen to me. Bells and drums, food and jade are not expensive, I hope I will never wake up after being drunk for a long time. In ancient times, the sages were lonely, only the drinkers left their names.

Qianxuanhuan, the master, why do you say so little money? He must sell you the five-flowered horse and the golden fur, and call your son to exchange for the fine wine. How about sharing the eternal sorrow with you? That's right." Lin Xiaozha said,

Lighted a cigarette for myself

"I don't know, I don't understand. You, don't fool me. Are you chanting sutras or reciting poems?"

"Of course you are reciting poems. You, a foreigner, are uneducated."

"American culture is better than China's"

"Fuck you," Lin Xiaozha stood up and shouted unhappily: "Fuck you, Americans have a fart culture, your history of the founding of the United States is not even a fraction of what I, China, have."

"Don't, don't just talk useless things. Look forward, don't look back. Isn't there a saying in China that if a good man doesn't mention his bravery in the past, you will be talking about the history of thousands of years ago. It's boring.

, Shameless!”

"Then why do we, China, have a history, do you Americans have one?"

"We have a **, do you use it?"

"**? Yes, we have ** with Chinese characteristics!"

"Characteristics, everything is unique, always a fucking disgusting person"

"We don't compare with the present, we compare with history."

"You are making trouble unreasonably."

"Why do you say that I am unreasonable and making trouble? You only say that I am making trouble without reason."

"I am reasonable, but you are unreasonable, so you are making trouble unreasonably, and I am not." Lang Dubiao walked around and said, "Let's not talk in English. We are exhausted from speaking Chinese."

“It’s hard to speak English”

"Isn't English popularized in Chinese education? Your books have been read into the dog's belly."

"Fart, I feel bad when I say this. I am a descendant of the Yan and Huang Dynasties, a serious Han man. Why should I learn English from a stupid person? It's just a bird's language."

"You, it's useless to scold you, you are just a fool."

"Don't curse at the old man!"

"I scolded you, not your father."

"You still dare to scold my father, and you deserve to be beaten. Boy, I can't beat you on my own right now. If I add my father to you, it's all for nothing, do you understand?"

"You just know how to bully the few with more."

Lin Xiaozha patted his chest and said: "I, I really, really want to sleep. You, go find someone else to drink."

"I, I'm going to go and drink with Zhu Zhaoxu. You kid, you're so boring. Drinking with you is boring."

"Fuck you, I've been drinking with you for a long time, and all I get is a boring sentence?"

"It's just boring to begin with. We agreed to stay up all night, but you, you have no idea. You are not a man with a handle."

"Hey, you don't know what to do, brother, come on, drink, you will drink to death today."

"It's just you. I'll let you go a hundred times, but you'll still lie down in front of me."

"Pretend to be a fool,"

After drinking this meal, the whole world was filled with weeping, and both of them fell down.

Miller has been unable to find a plan to pursue Li Meng, and Li Meng is pestering him more and more frequently, which makes Lang Dubiao watch from the side, extremely anxious.

In the middle, there was a small episode

A study by the investigation team that had long been coming to an end suddenly turned out to be untimely amid the chaos.

In fact, it’s not a great research invention.

It's a robot that can have sex with men

But this robot has caused a craze on Fiji Island

A total of four were built, and they were bought by local wealthy people on the same day. The purchase price of each one reached 10,000 US dollars.

In addition to having all the functions of an inflatable doll, this robot can also send emails to its owner, go online to upgrade its own programs, automatically expand its vocabulary, and even chat with people. This robot is a really small design.

, the prototype is a few famous people in the red light district. The height, weight and cup size are all set according to the prototype. It has real-person skin and artificial intelligence operating system. It is not much different from a real person.

Miller said to Lin Xiaozha very comfortably: "Xiaozha, don't underestimate this robot. Apart from cleaning the room, cooking and doing some miscellaneous housework, she can do anything for you. Hehe, you know

She is a good companion, has personality, and can listen to your heart patiently and talk to you. You know, which woman nowadays can still calm down and listen to your long talk? She can feel your touch, your

kiss yours

Love, she will still go to bed at a fixed time. Our investigation team is trying its best to copy the characteristics of real people into the robot. If you are a fan, then great, she can discuss the performance of Manchester United with you instead of pestering you.

If you are a literature lover, she can even discuss Goethe and Pushkin with you. If you are a music fan, she can even hear the mistakes in the serenade you play."

"Miller, do you just want to rely on this robot to fight against the Japanese fleet?"

"Yes, you idiot, using a robot to kill Japanese pirates, isn't this your mother's waste of my scientific research results? Damn it, let me tell you, this research can't just be military, all aspects must be taken into consideration.

Ah, otherwise I would just open a military factory, do you think so?"

"If I don't understand you, you are probably an educated lunatic."

"Current robots have not yet fully reached the standard. Although the robot has flexible joints, it cannot walk or move its limbs independently. In addition, the robot cannot speak with its mouth for the time being. Her voice comes from the speaker inside the body, and the vocabulary used during conversation is

It was recorded in advance, but the built-in intelligent software can freely combine sentences as needed." Miller laughed and said: "This is not a big difficulty. It only takes about two months to perfect. As you can see, it is now a semi-finished product.

, have been sold for US$10,000, and after all functions have been completely perfected,

Yes, this robot will be unique in the world. For at least ten years, no one will surpass its global retail price, which will exceed 16,000 US dollars. This will be a huge amount of income, and it will provide benefits to all mankind.

How much fun does it bring? Men no longer have to bother to please.

Those women who are extremely boring, vain, greedy for money, and have unsatisfactory looks. Men will bid farewell to the era of groveling and return to their proud status. They don't need secular women, they only need a robot, both soul and body.

Get the greatest satisfaction”

"You've been talking for a long time, just want to make money from this, right?"

"That's not entirely true." Miller took a long breath and said, "What I want more is to create a trend so that men in this world can live without wives and still enjoy life.

Firstly, this will reduce the crime rate, and secondly, it can save the cost of marriage. You know, even in China, getting married is already a thing that can bankrupt people.

As you know, there are too many people in the world, and the earth needs to reduce its burden. However, reducing the total population through natural disasters, plagues, epidemics, wars, economic crises, etc.

It is simply unrealistic and the most feasible way is to reduce the number of human births so that more young adults can enter the ranks of single aristocrats."

"What you said is damn true. It sounds great, but you just took off your pants and farted."

Miller rolled his eyes at Lin Xiaozha and said: "The bird knows the ambition of the swan. Xiaozha, I don't blame you. It's normal that you can't understand me. You are just an out-and-out idiot."

Lin Xiaozha said depressedly: "Hey, yes, the one who can't understand you is Silly Bi. You are the only one who is smart, let alone others. When your robot is perfect, give me one first."

"No," Miller said dullly, "You already have four women, and you're still not satisfied. You still want to find a robot to fuck you. You're not afraid that one day you'll be seduced and everyone will die."

"I'm not afraid. Even if I die, I will be a happy ghost."

"Dirty people"

"I have now started to make advance reservations for robots, which can be customized according to personal preferences. Customers can choose from five models: savage, cold, innocent, mature and exciting. In addition, customers also need to fill in their own interests and

Hobbies, so that customers and the robot can have more topics to talk about. Of course, the content of the personality will be greatly enriched in the future, making the robot more like a stock of human knowledge and information. I will try my best to create a chip that is comparable to the human brain.

,Avoid the simplification of the amount of information”

"At that time," Miller said with a proud smile, "she will be no different from a normal girl. Perhaps, the only difference lies in her obedience."

"But, Miller, I have an idea." Lin Xiaozha touched his head and said

"Let's talk and brainstorm," Miller said with a smile.

"I thought, why don't you add combat attributes to the robot?"

Miller smiled and said: "This is not a combat robot. It is used as a girlfriend to give her the ability to fight. Isn't that unnecessary?"

Lin Xiaozha thought for a while and said: "If a robot can be both a girlfriend and a bodyguard, the price of such a robot should be much higher?"

Miller was stunned for a long time and said: "Yeah, I'm stupid. I didn't expect you to have some brains. If you don't tell me about this, I won't even think about it."

"Actually, I just want a female robot that can sleep with me and be my bodyguard."

"Okay, okay, I understand, what is that?"

"No matter what, remember to give me one when you're done, ha."

"You are just a fool"

"Hey, by the way, I'm an idiot, what's wrong with you?"

"If you think you are stupid, I will consider giving you a plan to let Lang Du Biao pick up Li Meng."

It was too late, but soon, the wolf flew over like a ray of light. This speed and momentum made people feel that it was quite like the aura of a hero in a martial arts novel.

But Lin Xiaozha and Miller knew that this guy was actually just in love.

"What's the plan? Let me tell you." Lang Dubiao said with a smile.

"It's actually very simple. You currently lack contact and communication with her. There must be a way for you and Li Meng to get along alone. Of course, in this environment, it would be best if there are only the two of you."

Lang Dubiao was silent for a while, then said: "Then we can only kidnap her and put her in a small dark room, and then I will go in..."

"Get out!" Lin Xiaozha and Miller yelled in unison.

Lang Dubiao smiled aggrievedly: "I told you, I don't know anything about picking up girls."

"Then shut up and listen to me," Miller shouted angrily: "Actually, the way is very simple, that is to have a small adventure, with as few people as possible. This will make it easier for the two of you to get along alone.

"

Lang Dubiao seemed to understand and said: "It's good to take risks."

"Do you know what adventure means?"

"I know, isn't it just risking one's life? When it comes to fighting, my brother dares to say he is second, but damn no one dares to say he is number one."

"Pretend to compete," the two said in unison again.