Reborn Campus Maniac

"What on earth do you want to do?" Xia Qi, who was about to collapse after being entangled by the monkey, said in pain.

"It's simple," the monkey replied politely: "I want to go on a date with you."

"Please," Xia Qi spread her hands: "What do you like about me? Should I change my career?"

I don’t know how many people have been affected by such cruel words and left sadly, leaving behind a lonely and sad figure. But Monkey is obviously a person who has seen the world, and said seriously: "Well, I like the way you wear clothes."

Lin Xiaozha next to him was amazed. He didn't expect the monkey to give such a classic answer.

Xia Qi nodded and said: "Okay, if you are ruthless, I will accompany you to the end." As she said that, she went to lift up the corner of her clothes with both hands to have a shocking campus strip show.

Monkey still held it in. After all, he liked this girl and didn't want her to get hurt anyway. He stopped her very sadly and said with a wry smile: "Okay, if you really don't want to go, forget it. I can go on a date with myself.

Drink until tomorrow, and when you wake up, it’s a brand new fucking day. Sorry to bother you.”

Brother Zha looked at the monkey's melancholy expression and sad eyes, and thought to himself, Miss Xia has a heart of stone. A heart made of stone should be softened.

"Okay, okay" Xia Qi pulled the monkey in annoyance: "Just go, I really can't stand you."

The monkey was still pretending to be serious: "If you don't want to go, there is no need to force you."

Xia Qi nodded: "Okay, I won't go."

"Fuck," Monkey's demeanor suddenly disappeared: "You agreed just now, so I beg you, go, go, dear, baby, great aunt, eight generations of ancestors..."

The date was in a beautiful, mysterious and intoxicating place: Brother Zha’s house

"Wow, Lin Xiaozha, your family is so rich. This house is so big and beautiful." Xia Qi looked left and right and couldn't help but admire it.

Seeing the monkey winking, he had no choice but to say: "No, I bought this house jointly with the monkey, and he owns half of it."

Xia Qi jumped up to the monkey and said softly: "Do you like me?"

"Yes." The monkey nodded like a slave: "Heaven and earth can prove that I am sincere."

"Then this house is given to me," Xia Qi said playfully, blinking her eyelashes.

The monkey was cruel, and after a strong inner struggle, he shouted: "Okay, I'll give it to you."

Brother Zha, who was pouring water for Lingsha, almost fell down when he heard this. The teapot in his hand soaked Lingsha's shorts all over, and the hot tea made her scream.

"I'm sorry." Brother Zha glared at the monkey fiercely, put down the teapot, took a towel that the monkey used to wipe his feet on the sofa, and wiped the hot water on her legs.

"It hurts," Ling Sha said pitifully with tears in her eyes.

Lin Xiaozha's heart was shaken, and he did not dare to look into her seductive eyes. He concentrated on wiping his legs. Lingsha's calves were not slender, full of muscles, round and plump, but their skin color was extremely fair, and there was not a single hair on the whole legs. They were as smooth as

Brother Jingzha pressed his hand on her calf through the towel, and she could still clearly feel the soft feeling brought by the elastic muscles of the leg.

The monkey observed the words and expressions, and saw the two people playing ambiguously there, and said to Xia Qi: "Hey, I will show you around."

Xia Qi glanced at Brother Zha and whispered: "No man is good, and you can't help but see a pretty girl. You are not a good person either."

Monkey admitted: "Yes, I saw an ugly girl who couldn't lift her legs. There is really no cure."

Xia Qi grabbed his thin neck with both hands and shouted with a ferocious face: "You want to die, my aunt, how am I ugly? You are the ugly one, you are dark and thin, you look like a big monkey, I will beat you to death."

Get rid of harm for the people!"

The monkey finally broke free from the clutches and ran away. Xia Qi's self-esteem was seriously stabbed, so she chased after him. She vowed not to return the favor until she killed the monkey. She could still hear the monkey's lung-breaking scream in the distance.

Lin Xiaozha secretly sighed that you can't be quiet, which made me lose all my emotions. Ling Sha shook her shoes. Inside the white sneakers, the pink socks were covered with water stains, and there was still white smoke steaming out.

Lin Xiaozha looked up at her beautiful eyes, and asked softly: "Are your feet hurt?"

Ling Sha murmured and nodded.

Lin Xiaozha untied the laces of his sneakers and took off his shoes. His small, plump feet were wearing pink cartoon socks, which were shockingly displayed in front of him. Brother Zha felt that all the blood in his body was rushing into his forehead.

It turned into a pot of paste. He almost subconsciously took off the socks on her feet. It is not an exaggeration to say that her blood was gushing. He remembered clearly that he had never been so impulsive. Two lives were put together, and the last life was

His girlfriend Ye Lin and Surala in this life have all had close contact with him, and their astonishing beauty has disturbed his heart. But there has never been any woman who can make him like Lingsha's foot.

crazy

My heart has never beat so fast, my breathing has never been so rapid, my consciousness has never been so scattered, and my desires have never been so swollen.

The skin of that foot exudes a pure white color, like a piece of warm white snow on the wilderness in winter, like a piece of flawless and priceless jade, like a transparent vacuum coated with a layer of ruby ​​white fuel, and like a person.

The angel sister fell from the sky and fell into a basin of fresh milk that had just been squeezed out by the cow. It is said that whiteness can cover up ugliness. Of course, many people now agree with the aesthetic views of European and American men and like healthy dark skin. But Brother Zha is on this point.

It's very traditional. His aesthetic is that the whiter the girl, the more beautiful she is.

And this foot is not just white, the overall shape makes people want to bite it in their mouth and swallow it immediately. The full toes are as round as shells, the instep is as thin as paper, but the sole of the foot has a light fleshy feeling, which is heartfelt.

Deep in my heart I want to kiss it, knead it, or even tear it apart

Lin Xiaozha, who was in a panic, suddenly took a long breath. He calmed down, gently caressed Ling Shayu's instep with his fingers, and said lightly: "There are such beautiful feet in the world. As a person,

Man, what a great blessing."

"Nonsense." Ling Sha's face turned red, she pulled back her crotched foot, and said softly: "People just ignore you when they stand in front of you, but you almost drooled with one foot. Are you a little perverted?

ah"

"Am I a pervert?" Lin Xiaozha said depressedly, "How could I be so indifferent to you?" After saying that, he snatched her foot back, kissed the instep deeply, and said, "I'm not talking about prostitution."

If you are drooling, I will show it to you."

“It’s so annoying”

Lin Xiaozha did not take any further flirtatious behavior. Although he knew that Ling Sha would not refuse if he took the initiative, he was not shameless enough to send someone to bed on the first date. After a small ambiguity, the two began to chat.

Talk about ideals in life, don’t laugh. The topic was started by Ling Sha. She asked Brother Zha what he most wanted to do now. Lin Xiaozha thought about it for a long time and answered seriously that he wanted to be a good person who is useful to society. Then he was

Only the feet filled with desire kicked hard on the face, and he fell down on his back.

Speculative conversations always make people lose track of time. Unknowingly, it was already five o'clock in the afternoon. Lin Xiaozha wanted to keep her for dinner, but Xia Qifeng came out and dragged Ling Sha back to the school dormitory. Ling Sha was reluctant to leave.

She waved to him and was dragged away by Xia Qi.

Lin Xiaozha poured himself a glass of boiled water and looked around for the monkey, but finally found him in the monkey's room. He was completely naked and tied tightly with a hemp rope that he found from nowhere, with tears in his eyes.

Sitting in the corner, sighing silently

Lin Xiaozha's head was so big that he pointed at him and asked: "Where are you acting?"

The monkey said in a solemn voice that was almost like a Buddha: "Brother Zha, buy me a Swiss Army knife, the kind that needs to be sharpened."

Brother Zha asked curiously: "Why do you need a saber? Don't you have a machete at home?"

The monkey glared at him: "Just use a machete to chop others. Now that I want to commit suicide, of course I have to use a higher-end knife."

Brother Zha chuckled: "Why do you want to commit suicide? Xia Qi won't play piston sports with you?"

The monkey said sadly: "If it was just like that, do you think I would commit suicide?"

"What's going on?" Brother Zha said, untying the rope that tied him up.

Monkey threw the hemp rope aside, put on his brand-name underwear, and said: "She was drinking coffee there. I saw that her legs were really white and tender. I couldn't help it, so I touched it gently."

"Just touch it, what's the big deal? What happens next?" Brother Zha guided him to continue.

"Then she said I was acting like a hooligan." Monkey said heartbrokenly, "She tied me up."

"You idiot, you won't resist when being kidnapped by a woman?"

"If you want to kill a thief, but if you have no way to save yourself, you should let me die." As he said this, he hugged Brother Zha's legs with two arms and wiped his trousers with snot and tears.

"Fuck you!" Lin Xiaozha said angrily: "Die, die, I didn't stop you."

"I won't let you go even if I'm a ghost!" The monkey acted like crazy, which made him really helpless. Seeing how miserable he was, he had to let it go and ignore it. The monkey made a fuss for a while, then suddenly calmed down and clicked.

A cigarette, hehehezhile

Lin Xiaozha only felt horrified: "You're fine, you're just a woman, it's not worth going crazy for her."

"Why are you so crazy?" Monkey said triumphantly: "Now that I think about it, I just like her style, a little bit spicy, and exciting. Without Xia Qi, my life would be blank and wasted for more than ten years.

Yes, it’s shameful!”

Brother Zha was stunned, and it took him a long time to say: "You are still shameful now."