Reborn Campus Maniac

Let’s say that the monkey avoided the oncoming Passat and hunkered down on the telephone pole. After struggling to raise his head, he saw two burly men walking out of the car and pulling out a flowery girl. The girl’s mouth was thickly

The tape was sealed, and his hands were tied tightly. He stared at the two big men with stubborn eyes, shaking his shoulders.

Monkey immediately thought that this was a kidnapping case. At that time, he didn't think about it. He drew a knife to help when there was an injustice, mainly because he didn't have a knife and was afraid that he wouldn't be able to defeat the two men.

One of the big men, seeing that the girl was very uncooperative, became furious and slapped her delicate little face. The slap was so loud that even the monkey under the telephone pole trembled. The girl was so dizzy from the beating that she was stunned.

After spinning twice, the big man dragged her up like a dead dog after she was lying on the car. He said fiercely: "Be honest and don't act like a young lady in front of me."

Until this time, although the monkey was furious, he still endured it. He wanted to see the situation before making a plan. But suddenly a burst of Japanese came into his ears, which he couldn't understand. It was indeed Japanese, monkey.

Zi lost restraint, raised his head and stood up

He absolutely could not tolerate the Japanese going wild and murderous in the smoke and clouds. Seeing the girl's miserable look, his heroic spirit that had been buried for a long time came to life.

"Hey, you two, do you think I'm dead?" Monkey lit a cigarette and looked at the two people sideways.

The big man who spoke Chinese among the two glanced at him and said a common saying: "There is a road to heaven, if you don't take it, there is no way to hell. If you break in, kid, go to hell." As he said that, he put his hand into his arms, even if you are an idiot.

I also guessed that he was going to pull out a gun.

When the girl saw this scene, she squeezed her eyes between her eyebrows and bumped her head into the big man's stomach, knocking him staggering.

The monkey took the opportunity to pull out his pistol and fired two shots at the big man's chest without hesitation. This gun was specially given to him by Lin Xiaozha. Recently, gangs have been fighting, a female ghost has been born, and the world is in chaos. Among the few brothers, who can

He and Miller were the only ones fighting. Others often participated in the action and would inevitably become targets of enemy attacks, so each of them was equipped with a Five-Four Monkey. For a long time, because he had no special skills, he always worked as a team.

I felt painful because of the burden. As soon as I got the gun, I practiced hard. Today, I dare not say that I can compare with the soldiers, but my shooting accuracy is pretty good.

Lin Xiaozha once warned that unless the difference in strength was too great, it was best to use fists and knives to solve problems. Seeing the big man reaching into his arms, the monkey was determined to draw a gun, so he shot decisively, and the big man's chest suddenly exploded.

A cloud of blood mist

The monkey sneered and said: "Playing with a gun in front of me is not overestimating your own capabilities." Then he saw the big man take out a pack of cigarettes from his arms and said with a pale face: "Smoking, is it such a big sin? I'm stupid."

The big man lay down with his eyes open.

When another Japanese saw the gun pointed at him, he was so frightened that he raised his hands and shouted in Chinese: "Brother, brother, it's none of my business!"

The monkey was stunned and said: "You speak damn Chinese fluently. What's the matter? You want to change your nationality and enter China. Sorry, this country does not require Japanese pirates to join the Communist Party."

"I am Chinese, I am really Chinese, pure," the big man said with tears in his eyes.

"I believe you, I'm just a pig!" The monkey blinked, thinking that even if he killed one, he would kill both of them. There was absolutely no point in killing the Chinese but letting the Japanese dogs go. Just as he was about to shoot, the man

Shouted: "Don't shoot, don't shoot, I have my ID card in my pocket, I am really Chinese!"

Seeing that he wanted to stretch out his hand, the monkey shouted: "Try moving again!"

The big man was sweating profusely and said to the girl: "Auntie, please help me. Take my ID card out of my pocket and show it to this big brother."

The girl rolled her eyes at him and stretched out her tightly bound hands in front of him.

The big man had to carefully untie her, fearing that if he made a big move, it would arouse the monkey's alertness, and it would not be a joke to shoot subconsciously.

The rope on the girl's hand came loose, she tore off the tape around her mouth, angrily kicked the big man's feet, and said angrily: "You dare to kidnap me, do you know who I am?"

After the monkey talked about this, he stopped talking and picked up some food for Yang Xiaojie.

Lin Xiaozha said dissatisfied: "What are you doing? You got stuck at a critical moment. What happened next? Did the Japanese kill him?"

Monkey's face was full of pride and he said: "Take out the ID card and look at it. Damn, he is really Chinese. I'm dizzy. A Chinese man actually jabbered in Japanese. Shouldn't he die? I was about to shoot, and the guy suddenly

I was so frightened that I didn't bother to pay attention to him. As for killing people, I'm okay with life and death situations. That kid no longer posed a threat to me, and I couldn't do anything, so I let him go. Then I went with Xiaojie.

We got to know each other, got to know each other, and fell in love.”

"What a scene where a hero saves a beauty," Lin Xiaozha said disdainfully: "I asked you to perform it like this, but you still have the nerve to show off how shameless you are here."

"Brother Zha, you are called naked jealousy." The monkey said with a smile: "What's the big deal whether you kill him or not? What kind of society is it now? Do you know how to put people first? If you don't understand, you kill people and set fires. You have no quality at all."

I found true love, this is an unexpected surprise.”

"Okay, I'm too lazy to talk nonsense with you." Everyone naturally exchanged glasses and drank this round of wine to celebrate the monkey holding the beautiful woman. Yang Xiaojie has participated in various tricks since she was a child. Her drinking capacity is not ordinary, and she drinks Yang Chen down one after another.

He and Su Bei were chatting and laughing happily without being drunk. At this time, after drinking three glasses of white wine, the monkey's eyes went straight, he kicked his legs and fell down.

Yang Xiaojie smiled bitterly and said: "In order for my father to accept the monkey, apart from other things, with this drinking capacity, he has to pass Brother Zha. Miller, you must pay attention to training the monkey's drinking capacity in the future."

"This is more difficult." Lin Xiaozha lowered his head and thought deeply.

"Then make him more handsome."

"Well, Miller, how about we give it a try. Maybe a training camp can help him increase his drinking capacity by 20 to 30%."

Yang Xiaojie chuckled: "Don't you think you are much more handsome than monkeys?"

Miller shrugged and said: "He's not that much handsome, it's just a big gap between heaven and earth."

"But I think," Yang Xiaojie said without surprising, "As long as a monkey dresses up, he will be a completely handsome man."

Miller called Chen Yingying, put his arms around her waist and said, "Baby, is it okay if I vomit on your floor?"

"It's okay." Chen Yingying said in surprise: "What's wrong? Did you drink too much? You have a good drinking capacity."

Miller nodded and said, "It's okay." After saying that, he squatted on the ground and vomited.

Brother Zha, Liu Yang and Yang Xiaojie who are still awake are all stupid

So Miller got beaten

This was a scene that no one could have expected. They watched helplessly as three extremely thin men rushed into the box, punched and kicked Miller, and cursed at the same time: "You idiot, you have no quality!"

Lin Xiaozha flew up, kicked one of them away, and said in a deep voice: "Who are you? You dare to do something in front of me? Are you tired of living?"

One of the thinnest men suddenly tore off his shirt and had three bold characters tattooed on his jagged chest: I am very strong! He said extremely arrogantly: "I am Dong Dazhuang, one of the three strong men in Yanyun."

Another man staggered forward, and after some luck, his shirt split on its own, and there were three bold characters tattooed on his ribs: Very Strong. He patted the tattoo and shouted with his nostrils pointing to the sky: "I am Dong Erzhuang!"

The last one jumped on the table with a clatter, and tore off his clothes with an angry gesture, revealing the shocking tattoo on his chest: That's Zhuang! He roared like a wounded wolf: "I am Dong Sanzhuang!"

The three people put their heads together and shouted in unison at the top of their lungs: "We are the nemesis of the Yanyun underworld, the messengers of justice, and the idols worshiped by thousands of people, Yanyun...three...zhuang!"

Everyone, including Yang Xiaojie, was frightened.

Lin Xiaozha's brain was short-circuited for a long time, and finally returned to normal at some point. He smiled bitterly and said, "Are you three making movies?"

"You are looking for death!" Dong Sanzhuang clenched his fist and said, "Do you know what this is? Fist!"

"Get out!" Lin Xiaozha kicked him to the ground and wanted to laugh.

"Damn it, hit my brother, let me do it!" Dong Dazhuang shouted loudly and rushed forward with a fist.

As soon as they got their hands on each other, Lin Xiaozha immediately felt that the combat prowess of these people was extraordinary. Whether it was their flexible footwork or the strength of their attacks, they all seemed to have received professional training. However, when they took action, some tricks that had no actual effect were used from time to time. Mixed between offense and defense, revealing what they have learned: Chinese Kung Fu

After the founding of the People's Republic of China, Chinese Kung Fu has become a laughing stock, showy and flashy in the eyes of the world. It has moved step by step into the realm of acrobatics and dance. Some must-kill stunt cups are strictly prohibited from circulation. As for the ring, strict hitting restrictions have made the audience even more dissatisfied. After watching Chinese martial arts, I have become despised by the entire world. Once upon a time, Bruce Lee conquered an era with Chinese Kung Fu!

"Not bad." Lin Xiaozha smiled slightly. He decided to try the punching power of these people. Real martial arts is used to knock down the opponent or even kill the opponent. It is definitely not dancing for the sake of looking good. That is called dance. Not called martial arts

Spotting a small gap in the cooperation between the three of them, Lin Xiaozha feinted and forced Dong Erzhuang back. He used a series of combination punches to force Dong Dazhuang away. Then he bent down, lowered his shoulders, swung his right fist back, and went all out. A powerful and heavy punch hit Dong Sanzhuang who was unable to retreat.

Dong Sanzhuang snorted coldly: "You are looking for death!" He actually punched and faced him head-on.

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