reborn college era

After being slapped on the face, Ye Fan was too embarrassed to take the bus or subway. He quickly called a taxi and went back to the dormitory to see if there were any marks on his face.

The boys' dormitory E202 was relatively quiet tonight. When Ye Fan returned, only Li Weixue was reading in the dormitory. When he saw Ye Fan, he immediately said hello.

"Squad leader, are you back so early?"

"Um."

Ye Fan, who was always talkative, lowered his head this time. He finished speaking in a hurry and walked into the bathroom.

After a while, Li Weixue heard the sound of the faucet in the bathroom.

Seeing that Ye Fan was acting out of character, Li Weixue suddenly became a little worried. He admired Ye Fan very much. He felt that Ye Fan was not only the squad leader, but also the deputy minister of the student union. He was also a great entrepreneur in school and he was usually pretty good to him. He thought about it and felt that he was also a good entrepreneur.

You should pay attention to the monitor.

"Monitor, are you okay?"

Li Weixue directly opened the bathroom door and saw Ye Fan applying a hot towel to his face. He said with surprise: "Monitor, have you been slapped in the face?"

"Well... a mosquito just bit me, so I slapped it with a little force." Ye Fan immediately found an excuse.

"Well... there are a lot of mosquitoes in the school, but a mosquito actually bites you on the face, so you should pay attention to your strength, especially when you slap your face, you should control the strength, focus on hitting lightly..."

Hearing that Ye Fan was the one who slapped him in the face, Li Weixue held back his laughter. He did not doubt it, because there were indeed many mosquitoes in the school, and he often swatted mosquitoes himself, but his intensity was better controlled.

Seeing Li Weixue looking like he wanted to have an in-depth exchange of experience in fighting mosquitoes, Ye Fan quickly said: "Well, maybe it's because I have a handsome face and the mosquitoes are jealous..."

At this moment, Ye Fan's cell phone rang, and Ye Fan answered the call casually, only to find that it was Mo Yinuo's call.

"Hello? Is something wrong?"

Seeing Li Weixue next to him, Ye Fan pretended to say something.

"How's your face? Sorry, I hit you a little hard."

Mo Yinuo returned to the dormitory, and after she calmed down, she thought about it and felt that she was a bit harsh. She thought about it, picked up her phone several times, and finally couldn't help but call Mark Ye Fan.

Li Weixue's position was relatively close to the phone, so of course he heard these words. He was instantly stunned and looked at Ye Fan with wide eyes.

Out of curiosity, Li Weixue couldn't help but get closer, wanting to eat more melon, but he didn't expect that his head was suddenly hit.

After Ye Fan finished beating Li Weixue, he walked back to his seat and continued: "Mo Yinuo, you are so embarrassed. After you slap me, I just covered my face and didn't dare to see anyone on the way back from the car."

Seeing Li Weixue still staring at him with a curious expression, Ye Fan simply didn't hide it since it was exposed anyway.

Li Weixue rubbed his head. Although he was embarrassed to continue listening, when he returned to his seat, he obviously pricked up his ears and listened carefully to Ye Fan's call.

At this time, Li Weixue's mood was also very complicated. He despised Ye Fan for being slapped in the face by a girl, but also envied having a girl slap him in the face. He was even more eager to hear more inside stories.

"The voice sounds very beautiful. I wonder how it compares to Lan Mengmeng and Wen Lan."

The most beautiful beauties Li Weixue knew were Lan Mengmeng and Wen Lan, and he couldn't help but use them as reference objects.

"Puch..."

Thinking of Mark Ye being teased on the way back, Mo Yinuo smiled very happily: "Who asked you to kiss me so shamelessly? You should be embarrassed to see others. See if you dare to do anything without my consent in the future.

..."

"Bah, if you ask me to kiss you in the future, I won't even kiss you." Seeing Li Weixue eavesdropping, Ye Fan spoke a lot more forcefully, but he couldn't embarrass himself in front of his little brother.

"Bah, bah, bah, you think so!" Mo Yi Nuo said with a smile.

Ye Fan said impatiently: "Is there anything else? If nothing happens, I will hang up."

"Hmph, no, I suffered a loss tonight, you have to make it up to me." Mo Yi Nuo curled his lips.

"What are you thinking about? I haven't asked you to compensate me yet."

After touching his injured face and looking at his surprised little brother, Ye Fan refused without hesitation.

"Then I'll tell my dad that you kissed me tonight, and I'll tell Uncle Ye..." Hearing how stubborn Mark was, Mo Yinuo directly used his trump card.

"Don't, don't." Hearing this, Ye Fan couldn't get hard for an instant. He tentatively said: "I just bought a batch of new clothes. How about I give you a dress as compensation?"

Mo Yi Nuo immediately refused: "No, this is not sincere enough, I want you to accompany me to buy it!"

"I've been busy lately, so I don't have time..."

"Then I'll call my dad right away!"

Seeing that Mo Yinuo used his trump card again, Ye Fan immediately changed his mind and said with a smile: "Actually, time is like a woman's ditch. There will always be time when you squeeze it. Tell me, when?"

"Hey, Xiaofan, what you said is such a rogue thing. I'll tell you when I think of it..."

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After hanging up the phone, Ye Fan just sat there with a frown on his face, and he would regret it for eternity if he lost his mouth.

"I blame myself for being too promiscuous. Mo Yi Nuo is not Lan Mengmeng, so I can kiss her casually. No, it's all because she is too beautiful. At that moment, I really couldn't help it..."

I was also careless and forgot that my parents knew each other!

Ye Fan suddenly felt worried. If he and Mo Yinuo were in a relationship like this, they would most likely be forced to get married by their parents right after graduation.

Although Mo Yinuo's family background is better, my father is also a member of the system. His parents know each other well, and both of his children are college students. In a small place like Gaoshan County, it is a perfect marriage model.

But I don’t want to get married so soon. What about Lan Mengmeng? What about the other sister groups?

Thinking of this, Ye Fan suddenly felt a little heavy.

For some reason, Ye Fan suddenly had a flash of inspiration. He remembered a partner he knew in his previous life, who had three sister groups!

Not only did he manage a table of mahjong, but he also lived in peace. The law could not find fault with him because he had always been unmarried.

Ye Fan suddenly remembered that he and Mo Yinuo had not confirmed their relationship yet!

It makes sense that Mo Yi Nuo is a beauty, Lan Mengmeng is a confidant, and Wen Lan is a best friend. No one can find fault, right?

Thinking of this, Ye Fan suddenly breathed a sigh of relief and felt cheerful.

Ye Fan was thinking when he suddenly met Li Weixue's eyes. Ye Fan could see the extreme desire for gossip in his eyes.

Ye Fan smiled slightly: "Did you hear everything?"

"Yeah." Li Weixue nodded and admitted.

"Do you understand everything?" Ye Fan suddenly looked serious.

"Yeah, I understand a little bit, um, I don't understand it at all."

Seeing Ye Fan's serious eyes, Li Weixue suddenly reacted. He was worried that he would be silenced, so he spoke nervously in an instant.

Ye Fan took Sun Jiaqi's liquid foundation, gently wiped the palm prints, and then said: "The word "sex" has a knife on your head. I suggest you become a monk in the future."

"Monitor, I promise I don't know anything. I'm still a virgin. Being a monk is a waste." Of course Li Weixue didn't want to. I just know the secret of why you were slapped in the face by a girl, so you can't threaten me to become a monk.

Ye Fan took a look in the mirror and found that if he didn't look carefully, he probably couldn't see the palm prints. He smiled slightly and said: "Color is emptiness, forget it, it's up to you!"

Li Weixue still couldn't help but gossip. He asked cautiously: "Monitor, is Mo Yinuo very beautiful? Is she as good as Wen Lan?"

"Look, I just told you that form is emptiness. You were too carried away!"

Looking at Li Weixue, he still didn't understand. Ye Fan continued to say: "The Legend of Heaven and Dragon Slaying, how did Yin Susu warn Zhang Wuji? The more beautiful a woman is, the more liar she is, so when we look at girls, we have to look at the connotation. I think Secretary Guan is

Not bad, please pay more attention to it."

"Ah?" Li Weixue looked confused. He thought to himself that I am not blind.

Wen Lan is at least a D, and Secretary Guan is probably an A. Her connotation is obviously not as good as Wen Lan's!

"Let's go, go to work."

Ye Fan stood up and was about to go to E101. Looking at the confused Li Weixue, he turned around and said with a bluster: "Remember to keep tonight's affairs a secret. If anyone in the class finds out, I will castrate you."

"profound."

Hearing that the consequences were so serious and thinking of Ye Fan's authority in the class, Li Weixue was also shocked. He whispered: "Well, what if someone else leaks it?"

"Haha, as long as the people in the class find out, they will castrate you!"

Hearing Ye Fan's smiling words, Li Weixue suddenly thought of Tony Leung's words in Infernal Affairs. Sure enough, the more you know, the more dangerous it is.