Harry Potter Reborn
Chapter 159 Embarrassing Lockhart!
The next day, while eating breakfast in the Great Hall, Astoria ran over to Harry again.
Everyone else was curious about who she was, but no one came up to ask.
While I was eating porridge, hundreds of owls flew in, threw letters and parcels in, causing a disturbance, and then went out again.
Little fat Neville received a lot of things that he forgot to bring at the beginning of school. He always forgets things, but there is still no change.
Harry can help Neville change his personality, but because of his poor memory, there is really nothing he can do. This is a hardware problem.
Professor McGonagall walked along the table and distributed the course schedule for this semester to each student.
Hermione was holding a piece of fragrant bread in one hand while reading the book "Voyage with a Vampire".
"I find these stories really fascinating." She was totally engaged.
Harry didn't deny how fascinating these stories were.
Otherwise, Lockhart would not have become a moderate celebrity with these adventurous books.
Professor McGonagall walked up to Harry, glanced at Astoria, and handed her the first-year curriculum without saying anything.
After Professor McGonagall walked away, Astoria stuck out her tongue and said, "Aunt Minerva looks so scary."
Harry looked surprised: "What did you call her?"
Astoria said in confusion: "Aunt Minerva."
"You guys, how did this relationship come about?"
"Oh, you are talking about this, it was my mother who asked me to shout like that. I met her at my eleventh birthday party, and the old man with the white beard yesterday." Astoria said happily.
said.
Harry is spartan.
Why do you feel that Astoria's family is so awesome? The little princess in the family was able to invite Dumbledore to celebrate her birthday.
Dumbledore is not that cheap. His identity is really very powerful. He has many titles: the principal of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, a former transfiguration teacher, and a recipient of the Order of Merlin, First Class.
), founder and secret keeper of the Order of the Phoenix, national
Chairman of the International Confederation of Wizards and chief wizard of the Wizengamot (the Wizard High Court). He has been nominated by the Minister of Magic many times and is recognized as the greatest wizard of our time.
Some of these are official and some are unofficial.
If the wizarding world were compared to a country, Dumbledore's position would be equivalent to one of the Standing Committee members, and he would also serve as the Minister of Education.
Therefore, not everyone can invite Dumbledore to their home for a birthday party for their children.
However, Dumbledore has no real power.
Firstly, because Dumbledore himself was tired of things related to ambition and power, and secondly, the Ministry of Magic did not want another person who could tell them what to do.
…
After thinking about it carefully, the Malfoy family is one of the Hogwarts board of directors, so maybe the Astoria family is too.
Harry was shocked. Isn't this a plot that often appears in Wanwan's novels: the male (female) protagonist's father is the chairman of a top college, and he always shouts arrogantly and coolly: "School is on holiday today, because I
Dad is the chairman." Then he teased the proud female protagonist (cold male protagonist), and finally the rich man finally got married and started having sex non-stop.
Harry asked with some confusion: "Astoria, do you still need a son-in-law?"
From this sentence we can see how low the protagonist's lower limit is, but he is usually deceived by his pretended indifference.
"Pfft, cough." Hermione was frightened by Harry's shamelessness and choked. She quickly took a sip of water, but she choked harder and her face almost turned red.
Harry shouted an inexplicable curse that sounded a lot like "I want to eat sweet potatoes", and Hermione returned to normal.
This "sweet potato" spell is specially designed to solve the problem of being choked.
As for why there are such boring and nonsense spells, Harry also wants to know.
Can't you invent some magic that will destroy the world?
Harry looked at Hermione unhappily. Look at his face. No one would be happy if they were spit on.
Huh? There was something itchy on the side of his mouth. Harry licked it subconsciously and swallowed it. It was sweet and tasted pretty good...
"Go to hell!"
Hermione's face suddenly turned red. She stood up and shouted so loud that the chair was knocked down.
"Brother, why is Sister Hermione so angry?" Astoria carefully helped Harry wipe his face clean.
"Maybe, because I robbed her of food." Harry said seriously.
"Plop..." A bunch of people around him couldn't sit still on their chairs and fell to the ground.
…
The two people walked out of the auditorium, and a faint voice came.
"Brother, what is a son-in-law?"
"It's someone who can make you happy, tell you stories, eat with you, protect you, and hold you to sleep."
"As the song says"
"Walking with you among the blooming flowers in spring
Let’s watch the stars and blink with you on summer nights
Wandering with you in the golden wheat fields at dusk in autumn
In winter, the snowflakes are flying and it’s warmer with you
…”
"Brother, I want you to be my son-in-law."
"...He is your mother's son-in-law." Sweat  ̄^ ̄゜
"oh……"
…
Harry's first class of the new semester was Potions, which he took with his Hufflepuff classmates.
Together they walked through the castle, walked through the vegetable fields, and headed to the greenhouse, where many magical plants were cultivated.
The professor of Potions is Professor Sprout, and Harry also did a small favor for Professor Sprout. (Review Chapter xxx for details)
In front of the greenhouse door, the students are waiting.
Sprout walked over from the lawn, with a sullen look on her face, and she walked very fast, as if there was a wild boar chasing her behind.
Harry looked with interest at the handsome man behind him - Lockhart.
Professor Sprout can be said to be the gentlest teacher. She deals most with plants, and is often stained with soil and plant leaves, so she is very patient.
Even Neville, who felt uncomfortable even if he didn't get into trouble for a day, was not angry at all.
It really takes some talent to be able to make her so angry easily.
Lockhart greeted his classmates with a cheerful face and proudly showed off what he had just done: "The school's most precious plant, the Whomping Willow, was injured by some wild beasts that escaped from the Forbidden Forest. I once encountered it while traveling.
A few whomping willows happened to know a little bit about how to save and treat the whomping willow, so they helped Professor Sprout, but I don’t want you to think that my knowledge of herbal medicine is richer than hers..."
Hermione was still angry with Harry. With a sullen face, she suddenly interrupted Lockhart: "I'm sorry, Professor, as far as I know, there are only three whomping willows left in the world. One hundred and seventy years ago."
Recently, the International Society for the Preservation of Magical Plants gave two of them to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry and Beauxbatons School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, and they kept one for themselves. I would like to know how many whomping willows you encountered during your travels?
"
Harry really didn't like Lockhart's face, he was so happy all the time.
He should really have the word "spring breeze" written on his face, so that he would really be "full of spring breeze".
The smile is fake and hypocritical.
I really want to punch him twice, destroy it, and see if he can still laugh.
Anyway, his smile is not so natural now.
Harry winked at Hermione and said "well done".
Hermione pretended not to notice.
Harry was also hurt inside.
Lockhart glanced at the little girl who was speaking, breathed a sigh of relief, and put on a false smile: "What is written in the book is not completely credible. Do you know how big the world is? Do you know how many places I have visited?
Have you seen many things? Some plants that the wizards thought were extinct may be growing wantonly in the wild."
He felt that there was nothing wrong with his rebuttal. It not only pointed out the girl's narrow horizons, but also showed that he had the real right to speak. It also implied a certain philosophy. He was secretly proud and praised it.
Sure enough, some of the suspicious looks disappeared.
Hermione did not give up, and sneered: "Really? Then do you know why the International Society for the Protection of Magical Plants gave two whomping willows to the Magic Academy? It's because the growing conditions of the whomping willows are extremely harsh, with the amount of rain and food.
They all need to be strictly controlled and have special personnel to take care of them. They were short of manpower, so they gave away two trees. Wild? Ever since the Whomping Willow was discovered more than a thousand years ago, its number has been decreasing, and all the wild ones have long since died.
"
Lockhart was dumbfounded and was about to continue.
Professor Sprout opened the greenhouse door: "Go to the third greenhouse, class will begin now."
So everyone filed in.
Lockhart suddenly saw Harry, his eyes lit up, and when he was about to go talk to him, Harry had already scurried in.
…
Professor Sprout was obviously in a very happy mood. She even praised Hermione's knowledge of Herbology at the beginning and gave Gryffindor five points.
Harry was carrying the "Screaming Flower" transplant while thinking about the Whomping Willow.
In the original book, Harry and Ron had to drive to Hogwarts in a speed car because of the obstruction of the elf Dobby, and accidentally injured the Whomping Willow.
Although none of these things happened now, the Whomping Willow was still injured. Could this be the closing of the legendary world line? Harry began to have random thoughts.
…
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