Harry Potter Reborn

Harry next began studying Voldemort's diary.

From the time Harry "accidentally" dropped a drop of ink into his diary, he had a "pen pal" with whom he could talk about everything.

He told Reard that his name was yeye.

Every time he saw "Hey, yeah..." appearing in the diary, only he knew what Harry was thinking.

Harry fully played the role of a funny boy suffering from puberty syndrome.

Harry opened up to Riddle and "confided his feelings", such as:

"Lard, I fall in love with two girls at the same time, what should I do? Am I a scumbag?"

"Rield, recently a lot of strange girls have written me letters of love. What should I do? Do I still want to be so good? This is really a worry."

"Rield, I saw a joke. It's so funny. Listen to it: there is a man who looks like an onion and starts crying when he walks..."

"Rield, I saw another joke: a candy, walking in the North Pole, felt that it was so cold, so it turned into rock candy..."

"Lard, are you still a virgin..."

Reard: "..."

Reard is going crazy to death.

How could there be such a person? He would almost freeze to death in his diary if he was not asking him questions about love and love, strategies for picking up girls, or telling him jokes all day long.

Every time he made insidious inquiries about things in the school, such as Dumbledore, Snape, and Harry Potter.

"Yeye" will say: "You are talking about Dumbledore. He is a stubborn old man. He eats cream cakes all day long and has lost all his teeth. He is probably about to die. There is nothing to say. Let's talk about my girlfriend."

"You're talking about Snape. He looks like he owes him millions every day. It seems like he was dumped by his girlfriend. There's nothing to say. Let's just talk about my girlfriend."

"You said Harry Potter, except that he is more handsome, smarter, and more popular than me, there is nothing special about him. There is nothing to say, let's still..."

But the most angry person was Reard, who had to smile and patiently give "yeye" psychological counseling lessons.

Reard decided that as long as he could control the big snake in the secret room a little, he would make "yeye" die miserably.

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The two of them had a very "happy" chat.

Harry's original plan was to pretend to be controlled and write on the wall with blood to guide the development of the plot. Finally, Voldemort showed up and had a standard ending where the boss liked to talk nonsense before he died.

But he suddenly thought that he had blocked Voldemort's control magic, so how could he pretend to be controlled?

He had no idea what Voldemort wanted to do.

For example, on Halloween, Voldemort wanted to cause the first wave of fear. He planned to write on the wall with chicken blood: Tremble, Earthlings.

As a result, Harry wrote: Destroy, Oudou!

I guess Voldemort's expression must be confused.

"Hey, haven't I already controlled you? Why are your hands disobedient? Did you eat too many chicken feet?"

This kind of plot is so embarrassing, Voldemort must be very sad.

But if Harry lets go and is completely controlled by Voldemort, that will be the real end.

Maybe the next day there will be a report all over the wizarding world: Harry Potter, the savior, committed suicide in Hogwarts College. There was a suicide note lying next to him, indicating that he was trapped in love.

(Luo Bei: If you don’t want to write any more, how about this ending? Harry commits suicide, Voldemort resurrects, and rules the world.)

It seems that we still need to find a "scapegoat" to follow Ginny's plot development, Harry thought in his mind.

Being strong is also a helpless thing.

Harry thought for a moment, who around him could do this job.

Well, you must be a bit cowardly and have a bit of a character flaw.

Wow, Astoria is the best candidate and definitely meets Voldemort's requirements.

She is the type who will obey once she is threatened.

Bah, beast.

Hermione? Forget it. Harry guaranteed that Hermione's first reaction would be to run to Professor McGonagall with a well-behaved face and hold the diary in both hands: "Ah, I picked up a talking diary, isn't it?

Dark magic items, Professor."

Seamus? Not familiar.

Neville? The relationship is better. Next one.

George's twins? Who knows what they might do.

Malfoy? Forget it, let him go.

Harry suddenly had a choice - Ron.

Harry felt a dime of guilt in his heart. I helped Ginny and cheated her brother.

But the guilt disappeared immediately.

Just make it up to him then.

But before that, there are some things to do.

Harry wrote in his diary: "Hi, Reard."

"Hello, yeye."

"Although I am very reluctant to say goodbye, I still want to say goodbye to you."

"What's going on? What happened?" Reard asked.

"I told my parents about you in a letter. They warned me that anything with wisdom might be a dark magic item. They asked me to hand you over to Professor Dumbledore immediately." (God)

tm extra parents)

"No, don't." Reard was panicking to death.

As a Horcrux, am I going to die as soon as I wake up?

As long as it was in Dumbledore's hands, he couldn't imagine the second ending.

Reard's world turned gloomy.

Fortunately, Harry continued: "However, I don't believe what they say. You are obviously my good friend. But I am a good baby, and I can't disobey my parents."

"So I decided to throw you away."

"Goodbye, Reard - your grandfather."

Reard had a complicated heart. He finally escaped from Harry's clutches and no longer had to endure Harry's torture.

However, he was abandoned like this. How long would he have to wait to find the next person who would turn on him?

However, there is always a chance.

Even if he has to wait another ten years - Lord Voldemort will not give up easily!

With this complicated mood, Riddle wrote: "Goodbye, grandpa——"

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After throwing away the diary, Harry couldn't hold back the laughter he had been holding back for a month: "Hahahahahahaha..."

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