Reborn, I Became a Male God

My roommate is a goddess. This Weibo account is a well-known funny blogger with nearly 800,000 fans. Although it is not as big as a fan of 10 million fans, it is considered a little famous. When this Weibo was registered and opened, it focused on sharing the story of the goddess roommate with everyone. Later, there were more fans before gradually getting involved in other content.

At noon on Saturday, the blogger posted a Weibo.

My roommate is the goddess v: I want to tell you a thrilling news. You do n’t hear the window outside, and you read the various goddesses. After suspicious dating, she started chasing stars again. Fresh meat

The comment area suddenly fry.

You can't walk: What the hell? !!

Commitment under the maple tree: In a little over a week, the goddess has already been set up twice.

lockhart: +1 for Bengren, just fall in love, what the **** is chasing the stars? !! It ’s not my map cannon. Now that these fresh meats are not as good as the acting skills, it is completely impossible to imagine that the goddess will paint one of them!

Your Weicheng: I want to know who is the fresh meat that has entered the goddess' eyes, please decode it!

miss Li Tiantian: Some people do n’t know where the sense of superiority is, not to mention being a popular kid, casual little transparent fans who can have a little splash can throw this goddess who does n’t know true and false a few streets, and still do n’t look at the fresh meat. Yan has no acting skills, you can do it, it's a big deal! Lockhart is talking about you!

Colorless scenery: ls + 1, the goddess and goddess shouted for more than two years, and did not see a photo out, the ghost knew if this person really existed, and a bunch of people really felt the truth under Weibo, and looked down on this for a while, and looked down on Well, IMHO, your so-called goddess might not be as good as the 45-point selfie selfie mom who doesn't recognize the awl face net, at least people's family is true!

eline: Which one of the first two was the fresh meat powder that was poked?

As my roommate is the holder of the goddess account, Chengsisi wrote a message for a while, then continued to sit cross-legged on the bed, smirking in front of the desk with a chin and smirking the goddess roommate Tan Yunshu all morning.

It was a real laugh all morning, and it was this expression when I woke up from the silk. However, the word smirking was used by Cheng Sisi in exaggeration. After all, it was a goddess, and every smile was moving.

As a goddess recognized by the Imperial University, Tan Yunshu's suitors are simply innumerable. Even today, when the Internet is very developed, Cheng Sisi still receives a lot of troubles from her love letter to Tan Yunshu, and various gifts, but Tan Yunshu never took the same. Last week, she suddenly brought back a giant bear. Cheng Sisi didn't think about it, and asked casually, "How do you remember buying this?"

Then he listened to Tan Yunshu's reply, "Someone sent it."

"Oh, others sent, wait, Yunshu you actually received gifts from others ?!"

Chengsi's first reaction was that the goddess was in love. Sure enough, I saw her out with her suitcase early in the morning on the weekend and said she was hanging out with friends. The spirit of gossip and gossip is burning, and it ’s not too bad to go to bed. She stands up and climbs up to follow, she said that she must see who is so lucky to be seen by the goddess. As a result, she looked downstairs. Sister orz

I originally thought that this was an oolong. Who knew that the goddess after the trip was even more suspicious, because she actually watched the costume idol drama, which was the long song of the Internet drama last year. This drama Chengsi has also been watched, and was fanned by the male lead. Anyway, she is idle, so she accompanies the goddess n to brush up on the drama. When she saw the ending, she sighed, "I also want to marry the goddess. It is also romantic to die under the peony flower! Although the goddess has not yet Adults, still younger than the legal age for marriage "

Time passed inadvertently, as if suddenly jumping from Monday to Saturday. Cheng Sisi fell asleep and woke up, and did not forget to use his mobile phone to swipe Weibo. The latest Weibo of the male **** is a word, leaving two blanks, and guessing the word by looking at the picture. Although not from the Chinese department, the poem was so well known that she guessed it at a glance.

"It's Yunshu," she said subconsciously, and it took a while before she could react. She immediately wailed and mourned on the bed. "God isn't fair! Why is my pink male **** so much older than you, such good things fall to you?" On my head! I don't care, I'll change my name to Cheng Yunshu! Immediately! Immediately! "

The answer was a chuckle.

Under the slightest sorrow, Cheng decided to continue to sleep and go back to the cage, and date with the male **** in the dream! When she fell asleep until eleven o'clock, she woke up and saw the goddess sitting in a daze in front of the computer with a smile on her lips. She was curious to get out of bed and glanced over. The computer was the Weibo of the male god.

Although I knew that Bi Yunshu was not such a cloud book, Cheng Sisi had an illusion of being fed a mouthful of dog food. Under her heart, she decided to find something to do for herself, so she had the opening Weibo.

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Time flies so fast that it reaches the end of April.

The movie Crysis was released on May 1st. During this period, official blogs successively revealed some plots and trailers, and scattered pieces could not make up a complete fragment, but they were particularly hooked.

On April 27th, in the countless fans and movie fans' expectations, the official blog released the ultimate island trailer.

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Clear water and blue sky, isolated island in the ocean.

"Do you need a defense lawyer? For everyone's fate, I can give you a 5% off." It is a middle-aged man who speaks, and his wobbly dress contrasts calmly.

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When the picture turned to the cliff, a beautiful face came into view, with glaring anger in the eyes, gritted teeth, "Scum, I want to hit you for a long time!" As he spoke, he punched out sharply.

The moon was hidden in the clouds, only the stars flickered, and the waves kept washing the beach. The screaming man and the ghost are close to each other, and the twinkling cold blades across his throat, the world calms down all at once, and the blood spewing out is like a blossoming flower in a flash.

"We will all die, no one can escape!" The man with his eyes screamed in pain.

The soundtrack sounds.

In the dense forest, the beautiful-looking woman suddenly turned back; a figure quickly passed through the tree, causing the branches and leaves to tremble gently; the waves slapped the cricket reef, shattered into white foam, and stretched out a hand to the mountain standing on the cliff The water in the river flows slowly, and the bottom is clear. The fish are swimming on the bottom, but they are gradually covered by blood.

"Who?"

Along with this sound, the gigantic giant dew came out of the tip of the iceberg.

The screen suddenly turned black, and then subtitles appeared: May 1st, I am waiting for you on the island.

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As soon as this Weibo was posted, the comments below were blown out.

Yuyuyuyuyu: I do n’t know why, when I saw Uncle Feng talking, the words “clothed beast” appeared automatically in my mind.

Teriyaki gingerbread: It is indeed my goddess, even if it hits people, it ’s so beautiful, confess Zeng Qing

Deep in the clouds: Looking at the male **** intentionally, in the end, there is only sound? ? ? [A look of assault.jpg]

milly: Dressed Beast +1, Uncle Feng is so handsome! # Today I want to marry you #

A Beibei has been working very hard: Is n’t a certain house always playing the male No. 3, the trailer only contains the voice and the single male No. 3 is also the first time I see it, this is slappy, I look at all pain!

The train is dirty: Confession Yu Leyang Yu Leyang's acting skills are better than before, every day is improving, come on!

Huahua eats meat and does not eat soil: is that the one who says that my family has only lines, are you blind? Thank you for seeing clearly [Picture] [Picture] [Picture]

Liquid cat: ls is also great, you can recognize people only by looking at the hand, the screenshot technology is also 6666666, I almost thought that it was a monkey

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Jing Wei turned to the Weibo post on the official blog to post the trailer, with a sentence: See you in the movie theater on May 1st. There is also a picture, which is the movie theater online seat selection, the leftmost two seats in the last row.

After Weibo was posted, fans commented.

Rock Sugar Sydney: Front Row!

He Zhikeyi: Do you think you can cover up the fact that you are single when you buy two tickets? [dog]

Cat Nana: It's time to tell you the truth, Moeji is in love with me [Picture]

Taketori Chiyuki v: ls nonsense, obviously is in love with me! [Figure]

Chengsisi turned one after the wind, then tilted her head and looked at Tan Yunshu's computer, just to see that she posted a Weibo.

Yunshu's trumpet: May 1 sees Jingye second in the world

The map is a seat selection map exactly like the male **** Weibo.

The author has something to say: one more, two more outline card 12 o'clock, go to bed early without the night owl label, come tomorrow morning

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