Reborn, I Became a Male God

Yang Rou and her girlfriends only went to play with the doll machine during the day. They fed in 100 yuan. They hit the water several times in the first few times. The last time, they finally got caught. As a result, the doll had two hands hanging above the exit. Looked like he couldn't die. This is the rule of the doll machine. Yang Rou and her girlfriends stared at each other for a long time, and finally left with resentment.

It's only been a long time before, I saw a live doll machine killer on variety shows. As long as it is not the kind that can't be touched below, the partner girl can catch whichever he points. Not to mention sweeping all kinds of scams, let the stall owner smell changed.

Girlfriends don't chase stars, but I can't help but sigh now, "I want a boyfriend like this too, it's so shameful to take it out!"

Yang Rou hummed, "The male **** is mine, not for you"

Girlfriend appreciated her eyes.

The camera goes to another group. Two street performers, one working **** a small business, and the other making money by partner painting. That ’s right, it ’s Yu Leyang, who has no talents and can't pull his face, and the show team stipulates that he is not allowed to sell his face. He sits in the shade with a hundred dollars, and his eyebrows are wrinkled to pinch the fly. The partner girl tried to give him suggestions, but they were all rejected. At last, the girl said, "Would I like to paint? I studied painting at university." Then he barely stretched his brow and nodded in agreement.

"This soft rice is okay to eat, and there are people who have a bad face for cooking," he said satirically.

Yang Rou took the opportunity to popularize science, "Baby, I tell you, this dead fish has nothing to do on its own and can only eat on its face. The character is super poor, and every time it is released, it must be stepped on by others, whether it is a cooperative actor or Actors of the same period, stepped on all over, tirelessly blowing the beauty of the prosperous, hardworking and dedicated, making it like working 25 hours a day! Fans of his family can also be a demon, everywhere around the dark, if unfortunately with his family Cooperation, it ’s just a matter of tearing up a few days to casually publish a version in various major forums, let alone after it is broadcast. However, it is not left by my male deities, and the only face that can be seen is Lost a mess, spicy chicken! "

An advertisement was inserted in the middle, and after returning, the camera turned to Jing Yan again. When he saw his partner and went to the play area again, Yang Rou's first reaction with his girlfriend was the same as those of the poor stall owners, who thought he was Going to play the sweep, but their mood is happy, and the bosses are terrified.

But they guessed wrong, Jing Ye took his partner straight through the play area to buy a bunch of things that they didn't know what purpose.

"Are you going for a picnic?" Yang Rou discussed with her girlfriends. The latter despised, "Don't you buy food for a picnic?"

A dilapidated building covered with vines appeared in the camera, and they instantly recognized that it was a haunted house maze in Baiyun City. They have been there before, but they chose to quit without even adhering to the first floor.

The program group also gives prompts in due course, and there are high-energy plots next. If you are unwell, please don't continue watching.

Yang Rou shrank his neck and turned to look at his girlfriend, "Baby, what should I do?"

The girlfriend who had always been sharp and not sullen was silent for a few seconds, and then said, "Keep watching, your male **** is not afraid, and the girl with whom he is partnering is not afraid. What are you afraid of!"

Yang Rou took a deep breath, "OK!"

The recording plan was temporarily changed, and other teams were summoned to fight a haunted house. Jing Yan's partner A Tan Xiaohong took the first place, and the two entered the haunted house first. A small surprise came at the elevator door, and Yang Rou approached her girlfriend in silence. Seeing that Ghost's hands were about to catch A Tan's feet, she was wearing ordinary white t-shirts, denim hot pants, white shoes, straight and slender legs, and enviable skin, but it was because of this that she The ghost's hand stretched out in the dark corner was even more terrible.

As a bystander, Yang Rou was nervous for Atan.

However, under the photographer's lens, I saw Jing Ye calmly stretched his foot forward and pressed his toe against the palm of his hand, so that he could no longer advance half an inch. Then the elevator came.

"Look!" Yang Rou didn't hold back the swear words, "The male **** boyfriend is max! His future girlfriend must have saved the galaxy in his lifetime, in exchange for being with him in this life!"

After that is the big face on the elevator door and the door kill at the door. Yang Rou feels that she really has a lot of experience today. Someone can play a comedy effect of this horror level top1 haunted house.

"What the ghost of socialist core values"

"I'm sure the female ghost must be scolding neurosis!"

"I give full marks for this makeup technique. I'm not afraid of you being proud!"

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"Hahahahaha, Yu Leyang was scared away. The male **** definitely knows his little movements, and he likes this kind of fair and bright revenge!"

"The staff of the haunted house maze definitely did not expect this day where Feng Shui will take turns. I almost didn't scare me to cry, thank the male **** for revenge for me!"

"Go over this bowl of dog food with a one-day shelf life! I don't care if I'm injured, I'm wronged, you'll take me to buy a couple's tail ring, me! Also! Yes! Show!"

"Show the lower IQ limit?"

"Dear friends!"

Beginning with the thief accomplices in 1v5, this variety reality show has become a personal show of Jing Yan a little bit. Except for the fans of stars, the attention of passers-by viewers was almost completely attracted by him.

With the idol's broadcast time of 90 minutes, a total of five teams recorded together. There were not many scenes left for Jing Ye, and so was everyone else. In order to satisfy the curiosity of fans and passers-by, the show crew will post shooting footage on the official website the next day after the show is broadcast. It is not a video for a few minutes, but a rough-cut recorded video that contains all the highlights and laughs. For hours, each team was separated.

The show finished at 9:30. At about 10 o'clock in the evening, relevant clips of Jingye were spreading wildly on Weibo, and marketing numbers, large and small, were being reproduced. Of course, this is not Jing Jing's thought of marketing that was paid for specifically, nor was it bought by the show group. It was purely the spontaneous behavior of those marketing numbers. Because not only do celebrities need heat, these accounts themselves also need to pay attention. Posting multiple or funny or magical microblogs a day is just to attract users' attention, so they can often see them repost some popular events.

# 鬼屋 新 玩法 get # Super topic was established, the number of people searching and discussing increased rapidly, and the official Ghost House Maze also participated in the discussion.

Baiyun City Ghost Realm Maze v: # 鬼屋 新 玩法 get # Ma Ma no longer has to worry about I dare not go to the haunted house, let's see how the male **** played the new trick in the haunted house!

There are stars in his eyes: word mom, the haunted house can still play like this!

Do you dare to promise: Hahahahahaha opened the door to kill and laugh!

A big roll of paper: If you are the female ghost, can you still laugh? [Show hands]

Gua Mengmeng: Although Jing Ye is very playful, but only my focus is on Yu Leyang? A big man, who usually looks day by day. As a result, he runs faster than anyone when it is critical. This courage is too small?

Takenoi Yuu v: Learned, by the way, the "qingren" scholar informed the male owner of the information, thank you!

Temporarily renamed fish: I have a sentence from time to time, I am not a female ghost, so I can have no psychological burden Hahahahaha!

Origami: After watching a variety show, it ’s non-Yueyang. I really want to ask a question. Is he really okay? Eating soft rice, no manners, bad temper, a lot of disadvantages, there is no one, this image is shown to fans and viewers, is it really okay? In addition, playing in a haunted house didn't allow other girls to be afraid of screaming, but in the blink of an eye, they were frightened into the desert and fled. The face came too fast like a tornado. To be honest, let alone compare with the positive energy of the Royal Dog Food cp, even the other teams can completely crush him. I want to know if the partner girl can continue to powder him after this time?

Although it is said that people are not perfect, other groups of people also have disadvantages, but they also have advantages, and the latter is greater than the former. Originally, these groups of cps were able to draw colors, but they were unlucky to meet Jing Kai's open presence, which became a foil. However, they are not the worst because they have Yu Leyang's back. There is really a gap when there is a comparison. Jing Ye ’s pair is almost perfect in terms of overall and details. He said that the result of the script after many exercises is believed by everyone. . And Yu Leyang, Shengsheng made himself the kind of scumbag that the girl hated most. He was bad at all and had a bad temper. Except for that face, he couldn't find another advantage all over his body. What's worse is that under the opponent's background, he even lost his face.

The forum mock building was quickly built into a high-rise building. The composition of the people who posted it was unknown, and the people who followed it were diverse. Except for the two parties, most of them were fresh meat circle people. Step on two sentences. Who made Yu Leyang's reputation so bad, that he didn't pull down on other actors in his weekdays, and now is deserved to be ridiculed by the public.

In a short time, there were thousands of replies in a high-rise building. The situation was almost one-sided, and Yu Leyang was laughed into the earth. When fans saw that the situation was not right, some started to bite people like they were crazy dogs, and others swiped the screen to destroy the building, not only by repeating meaningless text in large sections, but even by posting horrible **** pictures.

This is not enough. Fans have posted other rumorous posts in the forum, which almost drove the whole niche circle into the water and perished.

Fans were demon everywhere, idols were not idle, and they were mad at all kinds of ridiculous messages. The big queen in the evening posted a connotative Weibo.

samuel 余乐阳 v: Sometimes, games are often drawn, not because you are unlucky, but because someone is deliberately targeting you.

The author has something to say: say a sad thing, my snacks are all in the drawer, but the drawer lock is broken qaq