Reborn I don't need a heroine

Tang Hexing returned to the dormitory with the courier in his arms, his eyes wandered around the empty dormitory.

Needless to say, that guy Wang Heng has long since left the dormitory; Wang Ke has been busy looking for a part-time job these two days; Fu Hanwen went to the hospital.

In other words, the roommates are not here today.

Since I am the only one in the dormitory, I can do things that are inconvenient for my roommates to see... For example, Tang Hexing opened the express delivery now and unfolded the newly bought maid outfit.

After seeing too many deeds of women's tycoons in the group, many people will inevitably want to try it. Coincidentally, Tang Hexing was a relatively thin boy, less than 1.7 meters tall, and his complexion was fairer. Among boys, his appearance is not handsome enough, and he looks a bit feminine, but if he is dressed as a woman, this seems to be a rare advantage.

But before buying women's clothing, he first tried another skill - makeup.

Obviously, he had never put on makeup before, but after watching a few tutorial videos at station B, Tang Hexing unexpectedly discovered that he was quite talented in this area, and even felt like drawing inferences about other cases from one instance.

So today, after changing into a full set of maid outfits, Tang Hexing sat at the desk and put on makeup for himself. Then he stood up and looked at himself in the full-length mirror, feeling a little intoxicated.

"What Feng Jiamiaomiao, what kind of girl, I don't need it at all!"

However, just as Tang Hexing was muttering to himself, the bedroom door opened.

Fu Hanwen pushed the door open and walked in, saying, "What, can someone help...uh..."

When he looked up, he saw the 'girl' dressed as a maid, and he was stunned.

Tang Hexing turned around subconsciously, staring at his familiar roommate, even more at a loss.

There was silence in the bedroom for more than ten seconds.

Fu Hanwen wanted to ask 'Who are you', but when he looked at this little maid, he became more and more familiar, so his shock was added to another level.

He asked in astonishment: "You...Xiao Tang?"

Tang Hexing came to his senses, and said in grief and indignation: "Didn't you say that it will take a whole day to go to the hospital? Why are you back now!"

Hearing that extremely familiar voice, Fu Hanwen became more and more sure, but also more and more unbelievable: "It's really Xiao Tang? My God, are you... women's clothing? You have such a talent for women's clothing!"

Tang Hexing: "Don't shout!"

In the boys' dormitory building, Tang He Xing felt scared just thinking about letting the whole corridor know that he could dress up as a woman.

Fu Hanwen closed the door without looking back, stared at Xiao Tang, and murmured: "It's a big mess, I didn't expect that you are the most handsome in our dormitory. Wang Heng and Wang Ke are not as good-looking as your women's clothes." ah……"

Hearing what my roommate said, normal boys will inevitably be shy. So, Tang Hexing subconsciously covered his face with his hands.

But Fu Hanwen was in high spirits. He stepped in front of Xiao Tang in two steps, trying to pull his arm off, and then took a closer look at the appearance of the big lady in women's clothing, especially the exquisite makeup.

Of course Tang Hexing wanted to resist, but during the scuffle, the two lost their balance and fell on the bed next to them.

But at this moment, the bedroom door opened again.

It was Wang Ke who came in this time.

"Let me tell you, that... ah? What are you doing?"

Wang Ke looked at the two people on the bed and was also stunned.

Fu Hanwen hurriedly yelled: "This is Xiao Tang, Xiao Tang actually took advantage of our absence!"

The corner of Wang Ke's mouth twitched slightly: "So you took advantage of his female disguise and pushed him?"

Fu Hanwen was taken aback for a moment, and quickly sat up and waved his hands repeatedly: "No, I was just playing around with him!"

"Just kidding, hehe, you go on, you go on..." Wang Ke wiped the cold sweat from his forehead, retreated the same way, and closed the door for the two roommates intimately.

In the bedroom, it was quiet again.

Fu Hanwen supported the side of the bed with both hands, and suddenly frowned.

Tang Hexing opened a little distance vigilantly, sat nearly a meter away, and asked, "What's wrong with you?"

Fu Hanwen hesitated for a few seconds, and said helplessly, "Actually, I went to the hospital to see hemorrhoids, and right now, it's starting to hurt again..."

Seeing that the roommate's pain and discomfort were not fake, Tang Hexing became less vigilant. He originally wanted to talk about how to resolve the misunderstanding that Wang Ke encountered, but at this moment, Xiao Fu probably didn't have the heart to talk about it.

Obviously, Fu Hanwen's attention was attracted by the painful part.

Tang Hexing asked, "Has the doctor prescribed any medicine?"

Fu Hanwen whispered: "It's opened, but... I can't get that hemorrhoid ointment by myself. I can't wipe it off with my hands, so I need help from someone."

Having said that, the eyes of the two met again.

Tang Hexing had a thought: "Shall I help you?"

Fu Hanwen frowned shyly: "Is this... okay?"

Tang Hexing: "It's okay, there must be something wrong, right?"

Fu Hanwen: "What?"

Tang Hexing: "Gloves, have gloves!"

Fu Hanwen: "Oh, yes, of course! Then thank you..."

Tang Hexing found rubber gloves and hemorrhoid cream from Fu Hanwen's back bag, turned around to look at him, and smiled slightly: "Turn around and lie down, leave it to me."

Fu Hanwen moved his mouth. He wanted to say that he hoped that Xiao Tang would change out of his maid outfit and come back to help. But thinking about it again, let such a cute boy in a maid's outfit apply medicine to himself, it seems... more exciting?

After hesitating for a while, Fu Hanwen gritted his teeth, and finally lay down.

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Wang Heng was sitting on the bench, and next to him was Ye Xun.

"I saw the news just now, and Bilibili, which claims to have no advertisements, has also started to post advertisements before the videos. It seems that quite a few people are paying attention. Do you know about this?"

Regarding Ye Xun's curious question, Wang Heng smiled and said, "Of course I know."

Ye Xun: "Boss Zheng also issued a statement saying that Station B may close down, but it will never change. Senior, you are also their major shareholder, what do you think?"

Wang Heng was about to chuckle, but at this moment, he suddenly saw Wang Ke walking slowly not far away.

I saw Wang Ke's eyes were blank, and his whole body seemed to have been hit by some kind of blow.

So Wang Heng greeted, "Xiao Ke, what's wrong with you?"

Wang Ke stopped, looked at Wang Heng, opened his mouth to speak, but stopped talking.

After holding back for a while, Wang Ke finally sighed: "You can never imagine what they are doing..."

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PS: The book friends in the group are the source of inspiration for this chapter—let me explain that many supporting roles in this book are claimed by people in the book friend group, such as Tang Hexing, Wang Ke and Fu Hanwen. Two nights ago, friends in the group nicknamed [You Mao Yi Clan Tang Hexing] insisted on overthrowing Fu Hanwen in the text, but [Hanmo Shuwen] was not online, so I agreed.

The content of the private chat afterwards was as follows (not a single word was moved):

[There is a cat family Tang Hexing]: "When you overthrow Hanwen, let him wear a maid outfit"

[Tang Hexing, a cat family]: "Maid outfit, maid outfit!"

[Spiral Flying Noodles]: "Okay, no problem."

See, I walk the talk.

But you only said 'let him wear a maid's costume', I understand this pronoun as Tang Hexing in the text, is there anything wrong with that?

Before uploading the chapter, I took a look at Xiao Tang's emoticon package in the group——[Fuck Nima, it's on fire]—well, I think you will be very happy too.

Spiral Flying Noodles: [smiles]

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