Reborn I don't need a heroine

At noon, Tang Hexing woke up. From the first second he opened his eyes, he fell into a daze and bewilderment.

He saw a strange white cat lying on his body, sound asleep... Wait, where did this cat come from?

Looking around, yes, it was his bedroom. But apart from Wang Heng's little hamster in the dormitory, who else has pets? But take a closer look, this cat is quite cute, and the white fur is fairly clean.

Tang Hexing didn't wake the kitten up, put it aside to let it sleep, sat up, and then became more confused.

He slept in the lower bunk, and his shoes were placed under the bed, within easy reach of his feet. But looking down at this moment, there are two slippers, but the only sneaker to wear when going out is the left one.

Where did the right sneaker go?

Tang Hexing patted his head, and finally remembered... Yesterday was Saturday, everyone went to a social gathering together, played late, and he seemed to have drunk some wine. And then what happened?

I patted my head again, but I couldn't remember it anyway.

The feeling of memory loss made Tang Hexing panic.

He put on his slippers and got out of bed. Looking around, the bedroom was empty and quiet. There was no yelling from Fu Hanwen, no smirk from Wang Ke looking at Luo Lifan, and no sound of Wang Heng typing on the keyboard or flipping through books, it was so quiet that people were not used to it.

Where did the roommate go?

Tang Hexing suddenly remembered a movie he had seen before, in which the protagonist had a split personality. He was a normal person during the day and turned into a murderous maniac at night, but his main personality during the day knew nothing about it until one day he dug out It was only after opening the backyard that numerous corpses were found... Thinking of this, Tang Hexing couldn't help but shudder.

You should be a normal person, right?

It's just a drink, it shouldn't wake up the demon side, right?

The more cranky your thoughts, the more frightening you are.

Tang Hexing took a deep breath and told himself to calm down. From a reasonable point of view, the roommates should have something to go out... Looking at the phone again, um, it is reasonable to go to the cafeteria for lunch at twelve noon.

The phone's battery was about to bottom out, so he walked to his desk to find a charging cable. But the moment he picked up the charging cable, he was stunned again.

Why, a piece of chocolate is inserted into the interface of the charging cable?

It was an indulgent silk slippery chocolate, the wrapping paper had been torn, lying on the desk with a pitiful appearance, it was forcibly inserted by the charging cable...

Tang Hexing pulled out the charging cable, looked at the chocolate shavings covered in the interface, and the corners of his mouth twitched twice.

"Can this thread still work? Can't it?"

So, what happened last night?

At this time, the little white cat finally woke up. It stretched, jumped off the bed, came over with graceful steps, rubbed against his trouser legs, and then lay down on the corner of the wall, forming a ball.

Tang Hexing stared at the cat: "Why are you so proficient! Am I your master? Just rub me!"

The cat glanced at him, but ignored him.

Tang Hexing looked down, he was still wearing yesterday's clothes, neither took off nor changed. Holding the neckline and smelling it again, you can still smell a smell of alcohol. So, did I really drink too much?

If you drank too much, it is not difficult to understand that chocolate is used as a mobile phone and forced to plug in the charging cable. But there are still two questions that cannot be explained - where did this cat come from? What about your sneakers?

Just when Tang Hexing was confused, the roommates came back.

It was Wang Heng who opened the door, followed by Fu Hanwen and Wang Ke. Wang Ke was still holding a plastic bag in his hand, which contained food.

"Oh, you woke up!" Wang Heng smiled, "Do you still remember what happened last night?"

Tang Hexing shook his head blankly.

Fu Hanwen frowned and said, "Make sure first, are you really sober?"

Wang Ke stretched out his index and middle fingers: "How much is this?"

"This is two!" Tang Hexing rushed over to greet him, "So what happened last night!"

The three of them exchanged glances with each other, and there were two points of sympathy, two points of resentment, and... 100% gloating in each other's eyes.

Wang Heng pointed to the little white cat in the corner and said, "You can ask your Yukawa Tsubasa, she has almost witnessed the whole process."

Tang Hexing glanced at the cat, still at a loss: "Tsubaki Yukawa?"

Fu Hanwen took out his mobile phone and cleared his throat: "I think words are feeble. It's hard for us to describe your behavior last night, and it's really hard to explain it clearly to you. But it doesn't matter, we recorded it."

Wang Ke: "We all recorded it with our mobile phones, but Xiaofu is the fastest with his mobile phone, so the recorded version is the most complete. Just look at it."

Tang Hexing took the phone and clicked on the nearly three-minute video in the photo album.

As soon as the video started, the screen shook for a while, and it was aimed at Tang Hexing. It should be late at night, and the time to turn off the lights and power has already arrived. But luckily there were two desk lamps both fully charged and providing ample lighting.

In the picture, Tang Hexing is sitting on his bed, bending over and throwing up.

The voices of roommates talking can be heard in the video.

Wang Heng: "It smells so strong..."

Fu Hanwen: "Open the window to let the wind out, otherwise we won't be able to sleep tonight!"

Wang Ke: "He seems to have vomited in his shoes..."

Tang Hexing took a closer look, and sure enough, he was vomiting on that sneaker!

The real Fu Hanwen patted him on the shoulder: "We lost that shoe overnight. To be honest, if it wasn't wrapped in three layers of plastic bags, we really wouldn't dare to touch that shoe."

Tang Hexing: "..."

Wang Heng: "The exciting part has not yet arrived, keep watching."

Wonderful yet? Hearing what he said, Tang Hexing's scalp felt numb.

But the next moment, Tang Hexing knew why Wang Heng said that...

In the picture, Tang Hexing raised his vomit-filled sneakers with his right hand, hugged the little white cat with his other hand, and said loudly with a smile on his face: "Thank you everyone for coming to my wedding with Yu Chuan! Come on, let me drink this cup first." For your respect!"

In the video, Wang Heng, Fu Hanwen and Wang Ke spoke in unison:

"etc!"

"Put it down!"

"Fuck, I'm going to throw up too!"

In the video, Wang Heng picked up a plastic bag from the table, put it on Tang Hexing's right hand, and forcibly snatched the damaged sneaker beyond recognition.

"Quick, quick, throw it away!"

"Where do you throw it? Fu Hanwen, where is your trash can?"

"Get out, throw it outside! Don't harm my trash can!"

"Master sanitation will kill us..."

"Forget it, just throw it out first! I can't take it anymore!"

"It's better if he vomited it down the drain and lost the shoes."

"Wang Ke, come here! Whoever makes the suggestion will implement it!"

Tang Hexing looked at the phone, his eyes were already distracted. The video was still playing. After his 'that cup' was snatched away by Wang Heng, he didn't just lie down, but grabbed the little white cat and placed it in front of him, and then bowed deeply to it...

Fu Hanwen sighed: "Did you know? We were busy until three o'clock in the morning, disposing of garbage and mopping the floor."

Tang Hexing: "..."

Wang Heng patted Xiao Tang on the shoulder: "Don't drink next time, really."

Wang Ke also added: "That's right, drunken sex, do you think you will be responsible to Yu Chuan in the future, right? You have worshiped her..."

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