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Huang Tianming stood at Xie Guangzhi's door for a long time with a cigarette, and finally gritted his teeth and knocked on the door.

Xie Guangzhi was sitting in the dormitory, playing on the computer with a cigarette in his mouth, living a very carefree life.

Xie Guangzhi took a look, and when he realized it was him, a trace of disdain flashed in his eyes, but he didn't make a sound.

There was another person in the dormitory, and when he saw the two of them, he also showed an expression of watching a good show.

"Monitor, I have something to ask you."

Huang Tianming endured his anger, but he still maintained his mood when he thought of Xu Zhimu's words.

"You can't dodge when you're a fucking sniper, what kind of thing are you playing!"

Xie Guangzhi's keyboard clicked loudly while he was cursing, pointing fingers at Sang and Huaihuai. He didn't take Huang Tianming next to him at all.

"Squad leader, I have something to give you." Huang Tianming held back a breath and put the handbag in his hand on the table.

"I told you, your information is still being reviewed and approved, waiting for notification from the school."

Xie Guangzhi didn't even look at it. In his impression, this kind of poor guy from the countryside would give away some bullshit souvenirs.

It's either some pickles or some broken bacon and sausages. I might as well give them a pack of cigarettes to smoke.

Seeing the disdain in Huang Tianming's eyes, he endured it again and again, took out some cigarettes from the bag, and then placed them in front of him.

Xie Guangzhi finally saw that there was a cigarette in the bag, and he immediately stopped playing games.

A pack of these cigarettes costs at least 500 to 600 yuan. This kind of cigarette may not be able to afford so much living expenses in a month.

He looked at the almost empty cigarette case on his desk and his throat moved: "What do you mean by these things?"

Huang Tianming felt disgusted when he heard his sudden change of tone, but he still said sincerely: "This is a specialty cigarette from my hometown. I recently quit smoking, so I will give it to Squad Leader Xie for you to smoke."

Xie Guangzhi laughed in his heart, what nonsense specialty cigarettes, these cigarettes are obviously available all over the country, this idiot will not find any excuse to give gifts.

Xie Guangzhi didn't say anything, and Huang Tianming said again: "Squad leader, I shouldn't have had a conflict with you in the class before. You took this cigarette and smoked it, and you also pressed for the subsidy in front of counselor Yang Binwen for me. I'm very worried."

Need this..."

"This is not a question of whether you can take something or not. This matter needs to be approved by the counselor. It is not that easy to do. Let me ask for you."

Xie Guangzhi interrupted him, but his tone had softened a lot.

"Thank you monitor, I'll put the cigarette here, you go ahead."

Huang Tianming's eyes flashed and he turned and left.

After Huang Tianming left, Xie Guangzhi immediately picked up the cigarette, took a look at it, and said proudly: "I thought this guy was so tough, but in the end he still obediently brought me things."

The person on the upper bunk also came down quickly: "Squad leader, open a pack and smoke. I will almost have no money to buy cigarettes at the end of this month."

"Not yet, we can't move this thing first."

"Damn, just open a few boxes and keep them for yourself, and send the rest to the counselor."

"I don't want to ride a horse? That old b-deng is very petty. If he knew that I was stealing things, he would probably change me immediately. Do you understand Xiao Shui Chang Liu?"

"Awesome..."

…

In a certain man's dormitory, an audio message came from his mobile phone: "That old b-deng is very petty..."

Xu Zhimu, Zhang Rui, Chen Wei, and Li Ben all gathered around and listened with great interest.

"Fuck me, I'm just doing this in my freshman year. If this happened in the past, he would definitely be the one leading the way."

"This is just fucking bullying an honest person. If it were me, I would have to show him whether the sun will be red tomorrow!"

After listening to this, Zhang Rui and Chen Wei both cursed.

"I didn't expect this person to be a bit smart." Xu Zhimu said with a smile. Although Huang Tianming didn't say much, he told the names of Xie Guangzhi and their class counselor.

These recordings greatly increase the authenticity.

Soon, the sound of the cigarette being put away came from Xu Zhimu’s cell phone.

"There's going to be a good show soon." Zhang Rui also lit a cigarette and listened while smoking.

…

Xie Guangzhi took the cigarette and found the counselor's office. After receiving the response, he walked in.

"Teacher Yang."

"What's up?"

Usually the counselor is a middle-aged man who looks to be in his forties or fifties, with a fat belly and a smooth face.

"Teacher Yang, this is a specialty cigarette from my hometown. I'm afraid I won't be able to control my addiction to cigarettes, so I'll let you and I watch first."

Xie Guangzhi pushed the thing over, and when Yang Binwen saw a new cigarette inside, he grinned and said, "You kid can talk, so let's leave it here."

"Hey, okay, it's the National Day soon, and there are still a few students in the class whose subsidy information has not been downloaded. Look..."

"It should be urged. Those who don't care about it will free up their seats and give them to students who really need them." When he said this, he patted the cigarette box.

The implication is naturally that those who should be urged to give gifts should be urged to give gifts. Those who are disobedient will be directly kicked out of the quota and the quota will be given to those who are willing to give gifts.

"Okay." Xie Guangzhi understood, and took another look at the heart smoke.

"I will collect these things for you first, and you can go back first."

As a result, Yang Binwen waved his hand directly, and Xie Guangzhi froze on the spot. He originally wanted to come back and smoke a few boxes.

"Do you have anything else to do?"

"No more, no more..."

Xie Guangzhi scolded him in his heart. This old guy was really greedy. He actually planned to swallow it all. If he really wanted to go all out, he might as well swallow some first...

After Xie Guangzhi left, Yang Binwen took out his cigarette and looked at it again: "This kid still wants to take something from my hand. If you take it away, my more than ten years as a counselor will be in vain."

…

On the mobile phone side, the recorded sound falls.

Zhang Rui touched his hair: "Damn, this old man is still cunning. None of these words can be used as evidence."

"Then it must be true. Those who are not smart have long been caught and used as role models. Are we screwing up?" Chen Wei also felt a little pity.

"Did you mess up?"

This chapter is not finished yet, please click on the next page to continue reading the exciting content! Xu Zhimu touched his chin and smiled.

"There's no useful information at all, and you're just riding a horse to get a cigarette! It's a waste of time."

Zhang Ruidu felt a bit pity. For five to six hundred yuan, he could go to KTV and order a princess half package...

"I think it's worth it, because I don't need any real evidence at all. The matter has been settled." Xu Zhimu snapped his fingers and laughed.

"But how can I report it without evidence?"

Neither Zhang Rui nor Chen Wei understood.

Xu Zhimu patted Li Ben on the shoulder and said: "Benben, just pick out these and add automatic subtitles, then find some bribery scenes from the Internet, blur them so that no one can tell what they are, and put them

We have picked out all the dubbing and matched it, can it be done?"

"This... it's possible, but doesn't it feel too fake?"

Li Ben was also a little confused.

"Sometimes the truth doesn't matter at all. What the public likes to watch is the excitement. We only need to raise the topic, and major netizens will uncover countless "facts" for us."

Xu Zhimu smiled confidently. Many self-media companies in later generations relied on this kind of headline-making behavior to start their careers.

Incite public opinion and create topics.

Naturally, someone will stand up and speak out.

Those who have experienced this kind of experience before, no matter which school they come from, will vent their anger.

At this point, it doesn't matter whether there is evidence or not.

This move can also be said to be killing someone with a borrowed knife.

Zhang Rui and Chen Wei looked at each other, then at Xu Zhimu, and suddenly took a step back.

"What's wrong with you two?"

"Brother Mu, I have discovered something. From now on, no one can mess with you, otherwise you will die without knowing how."

"piss off……"

Xu Zhimu laughed and scolded the two, and then looked at the screen where the video was being edited: "Put this sentence in the next sentence, and put this picture after the sentence "Put it here"..."

Half an hour later, under the guidance of Xu Zhimu, Li Ben cut out the video, and several people gathered around to watch it again.

Seeing this, Zhang Rui immediately exclaimed that he was awesome!

"Holy crap! Brother Mu, you are so uncanny! How come these words have completely different meanings when they are arranged?"

In the video, it originally said, "This is not a question of whether you can take something or not. This matter needs to be approved by the counselor, and it is not that easy to do..."

After the modification, it turned out to be: "If you don't take things, this matter won't be easy to handle."

Although Xu Zhimu also hated such malicious editing in his previous life, it is reasonable to use it to deal with bad guys.

"It's really awesome. This horse-riding man probably died unjustly and I don't know how he died!" Chen Wei also praised him.

"You two, don't be idle. Help me forward the video to the Internet cafe. Remember, each video must have the traffic information of our account."

Xu Zhimu has already registered many accounts, and account management is not so strict at this time.

Xu Zhimu knew that Binhai University would definitely suppress the situation and even initiate connections to ban these accounts.

Moreover, the videos they posted in Internet cafes cannot be searched by network IP.

Therefore, Xu Zhimu’s information is placed in the final drainage environment, and these traffic drainage accounts only focus on the real big names of Xu Zhimu.

In this way, even if the accounts thrown out are blocked, it will not be blamed on him.

"Let's start posting, let's see how many followers our account can get today!"

Xu Zhimu is also looking forward to it. Such a large traffic pool of Binhai University should give him a surprise!

…………

Friday is the countdown to the National Day holiday.

The whole school took the opportunity to rejoice in the upcoming festival.

On major video platforms, such as Tieba Headlines, a video titled "Shocked! A teacher from a well-known university in Binhai City actually contacted students to conduct a secret operation to subsidize poor students!" went viral.

There are not many specific scenes in the video, but those familiar with it can still more or less feel that the title refers to Binhai University.

This kind of confusing video makes people even more curious.

And the recording content inside is even more exciting.

Immediately, Binhai University’s Tieba forum was flooded.

"This old guy named Yang Binwen is here! He was my former counselor. He had a record of accepting gifts before. Now he even accepts money from poor students. Does he still have any conscience?"

"Conscience? This kind of person has lost his eyesight!!"

"Let me go, is it really Binhai University? Is this even possible for such a prestigious school?"

"There are so many strange things upstairs. There are no places like this. This is just human nature..."

"I admire who exposed these things? This can be regarded as fighting against evil forces. Who said that only those who stand in the light are heroes?"

"The official has started to delete the video due to its popularity. All the people shown behind the video have their accounts, so hurry up and take a look..."

In the men's dormitory, Xie Guangzhi was holding his cell phone, and the cigarette fell out of his mouth, almost burning his thigh.

The voice he heard in this video was definitely his own.

"Damn! I've been tricked!"

He thought of Huang Tianming who had given him a gift yesterday, and his intestines turned green with regret.

Everyone else in the dormitory looked at each other, always feeling like something big was going to happen in their class!

In the girls' dormitory, Wang Ningning and several other girls were holding their mobile phones and eating this shocking melon.

"He definitely did this, right?" Wang Ningning and Xiao Jiao both guessed it.

I just didn't expect that in order to vent his anger on Qingqing, he would actually make such a big fuss!

Fan Sihui smiled and said nothing. It seemed that the effect was better than expected.

Of course, the worst thing now is that Yang Binwen almost smashed his phone when he saw the video.

This is...a recording?!

He instantly remembered the cigarettes he collected yesterday.

In a panic, he poured out all the cigarette boxes, opened the boxes one by one, and spilled them all on the table.

A table was in a mess and covered with cigarettes.

Sure enough, there was a small listening device in a box inside.

Yang Binwen suddenly felt faint, it was over...

"Instructor Yang."

At this time, the door was pushed open, and two middle-aged men who looked like leaders pushed the door open.

I saw the table full of cigarettes at a glance, and there was no need to say anything I wanted to question. This was already solid evidence.

"Yang Binwen, is there anything else you want to explain?

"Dean, who put this in my office? Isn't this setting me up?"

"You also know this is your office!"

The dean gave a sharp shout, and Yang Binwen staggered up from his chair. He tremblingly pointed at a table of cigarettes.

"Here, I really don't dare to smoke a cigarette..."