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In the afternoon, Lin Shengnan rushed to school early and met Xu Zhimu.

Lin Shengnan said: "I will find an empty classroom for an interview later. For this interview, Mr. Ye specially hired a very prestigious lawyer. He has never failed in his practice for more than 20 years. As long as he wants to sue someone, he can do it in minutes."

If the plaintiff becomes the defendant, you can be sentenced to two years even if you are in the audience."

"... He's so stupid, what's his name?" Xu Zhimu thought of Zhang San, a famous outlaw in his previous life.

"The surname is Luo, you can just call him Lawyer Luo."

"Holy crap, it can't really be him."

Xu Zhimu's eyelids suddenly twitched. In fact, according to the timeline, Zhang San is now a quite famous lawyer.

Lin Shengnan looked strange: "Do you know him?"

"...It's okay, when will he arrive?"

Xu Zhimu suddenly looked forward to it.

"It's almost 20 minutes. Let's find a classroom first."

Binhai University has four or five main teaching buildings, and almost every floor is filled with spare rooms.

And it is usually not locked, and it is usually used as an activity venue for some clubs at night.

Xu Zhimu went directly to his classroom. There was no class this afternoon, so he could take advantage of it.

"Don't you need to go to your school for approval before I borrow a classroom?"

"No, I am the monitor of this class and I still have this authority."

It belongs to the guard who stole it.

Lin Shengnan nodded, arranged the table slightly, set up a venue for the interview, took out a camera from his bag and set it up, facing the direction of the interview.

The two of them sat and waited. After a while, a man with glasses, dark circles under his eyes, and slightly sparse hair walked in from the door.

Wearing a standard men's black suit, he was also carrying a black suitcase.

At the first glance, Xu Zhimu really thought he was seeing the outlaw Zhang San from his previous life.

"Hello, my name is Xu Zhimu, are you Lawyer Luo?"

Xu Zhimu stood up on his own initiative, fearing that if he moved slower, he would be caught stepping on the two-year sewing machine.

"Hello, my name is Luo Fei."

Lawyer Luo, who looked exactly like Zhang San, smiled and shook hands with Xu Zhimu, then nodded and exchanged greetings with Lin Shengnan.

It's not Luo Xiang...

Xu Zhimu took a few glances and determined that they were not the same person, but the style and style were quite similar.

Today's main interviewer is actually him. Xu Zhimu and Lin Shengnan are only responsible for observing the rest of the interviewer's performance.

The appointed time is approaching, and the first person finally arrives.

This is a boy, he wears glasses and looks quite smart. After he came in, he introduced himself.

"Hello, I'm here for an interview."

"Hello, please take a seat first. The formal interview will begin when everyone arrives."

Lin Shengnan pointed to a table in front of him. The boy looked at the three of them slightly, bowed, and sat down.

After a while, another boy and two girls walked in.

When one of the girls saw Xu Zhimu, she couldn't help shouting: "Ah! Is it you?"

"Do you know me?" Xu Zhimu asked her with a smile.

I saw this girl's eyes shining brightly as she said, "Of course I know you. You are the guitar god in the school. You are here too today..."

As the girl said this, she suddenly looked at the position Xu Zhimu was sitting in. It seemed like... she was the interviewer?

"You, you are the interviewer?"

The woman covered her mouth. She had received a flyer to sign up. She really didn't know that the person in charge of the interview was actually the guitar man they longed for.

"It's me." Xu Zhimu smiled and nodded: "You sit down and rest for a while."

"Oh, okay."

The girl sat on her seat, still holding her face and looking at Xu Zhimu with a look of infatuation.

Unexpectedly, the guitar god is actually a small boss, a real rich and handsome man.

Lin Shengnan glanced at Xu Zhimu.

It’s normal for a young talent to have a bit of luck, but I don’t know what Mr. Ye will think...

"Hello."

At this time, a crisp voice came. At the door, a girl wearing a pink floral dress was standing at the door happily.

A delicate and perfect face with a faint smile, like a spring breeze, and a slim figure instantly attracted everyone's attention.

Xu Zhimu was stunned when he first saw it.

An Xiaomi walked over with a sweet smile on her lips, bowed to all three of them, and looked at Xu Zhimu for an instant with her bright eyes.

Xu Zhimu was a little dazed.

An Xiaomi blinked at him, her pink lips opened and closed slightly, and then she sat in the interviewer's seat with a smile.

Xu Zhimu probably guessed what the girl said on her lips just now.

"Hello, brother."

Xu Zhimu looked at Lin Shengnan and whispered: "She... why didn't you tell me in advance?"

Lin Shengnan also felt strange: "Didn't you sign her up at your request?"

Xu Zhimu:???

He looked confused, but Xu Zhimu thought for a moment. If he were Lin Shengnan, he might also subconsciously think that An Xiaomi was the candidate he specially selected.

It's just...what if An Xiaomi is the one chosen in the end?

Then An Xiaomi will follow him to the company to join the company. What will the junior girl do?

Last time I just sent An Xiaomi back to school, and she was already so jealous.

If this is a company, under the same roof... Xu Zhimu feels a little melancholy now.

Originally, having Bai Yaya in the company would be enough to make a fuss, but if there was another An Xiaomi.

The scene in the future was so beautiful that Xu Zhimu didn't even dare to think about it.

"All right……"

Xu Zhimu can only bite the bullet now, these things will never be such a coincidence.

Xu Zhimu glanced in the direction of An Xiaomi, and found that An Xiaomi was holding her little cheek in one hand, blinking at him with eyes like stars.

Xu Zhimu had no choice but to look away.

After a while, the last boy arrived.

Lin Shengnan said at this time: "Thank you all classmates for coming to participate in this interview. Being able to stand out from fifty people has proven your excellence..."

This chapter is not finished yet, please click on the next page to continue reading the exciting content! In fact, I just said some polite words.

"Do you have any questions now?" Lin Shengnan asked.

The girl who just spoke said, "What is written in the flyer is that you can get a basic salary of 5,000 yuan in the first month of employment, and it will not delay your class time. Is this true?"

Except for An Xiaomi, the other four people are very concerned about this issue. After all, students can get a monthly salary of 5,000 without delaying their studies.

Their entire college life can be said to be quite nourishing.

Lin Shengnan also smiled and said: "We will sign a contract before joining the company, and all benefits will be listed. You students in the Department of Political Science and Law know the legal effects of the contract best."

"Then we'll be fine."

The girl blushed and smiled.

Lin Shengnan introduced Luo Fei next to him and said: "This is Lawyer Luo. He has twenty years of work experience and has handled no less than a thousand cases. He is also today's examiner."

Several students looked over and looked at each other's sparse head. Sure enough, this was the sign of a strong man.

After everything was done, lawyer Luo Fei took out an old-fashioned thermos cup, took a sip and said, "Today's interview will officially begin. I will tell you a few cases first, and you will share your thoughts and opinions."

The five interviewers nodded and listened carefully. After all, ordinary people couldn't hire a twenty-year-old lawyer.

Luo Fei put down the water glass, pushed his old-fashioned black-framed eyes, and said: "Case 1, if Zhang San gets drunk with his friend Zhao Si on a certain day, and after he wakes up the next day, Zhang San finds himself being raped by Zhao Si.

Si was fencing, but Zhao Si retorted that he was also drunk and just regarded Zhang San as his girlfriend without any intention. So, does Zhao Si gou not commit the crime of strong alkali? "

Several people:???

Xu Zhimu and Lin Shengnan were both stunned for a while, thinking that this serious-looking lawyer would bring up some shocking case for analysis.

It turns out that these are all words of tiger and wolf!

The interview students looked at each other, the girl blushed a little and the boy was a little embarrassed.

The first boy thought for a while and said: "I think coping constitutes a crime. After all, the actual criminal results have been formed and the evidence is sufficient."

Then a girl stood up and said: "I don't think it is a crime, because according to Zhang Si's statement, there is actually no subjective motive for the crime. This can only be regarded as an accident."

A handsome-looking boy added: "What if Zhao Si has been coveting Zhao San's beauty for a long time, picked him up at the airport and got drunk to carry out his plan, intending to confess and obey his inner desires..."

Several people:???

Why do you feel so excited?

Several people argued for a while, and An Xiaomi raised his hand to signal.

"This classmate, tell me." Luo Fei nodded to An Xiaomi.

An Xiaomi had a faint smile on her face at this time, but every word she spoke was extremely clear: "First of all, there is no crime of assault against men in our country. At most, it can only be regarded as the crime of indecency. In serious cases, it is just

A prison term of several months to up to five years, which means that for now, no matter whether the male party has criminal motives or not, it cannot be considered a base crime..."

An Xiaomi mobile phone also held a record booklet, which was very detailed and specific.

It’s just that in the end, when the boy was so strong that no crime could be committed, the girl’s eyes glanced at Xu Zhimu intentionally or unintentionally.

Xu Zhimu suddenly felt a chill in his crotch.

Luo Fei nodded: "That's good, let's start discussing the second case.

If Zhang San married ten girls in one day, and they were in the same hotel, and invited ten women's families at once, and had bridal chambers with ten brides that night, but they just didn't get the marriage certificate, then what would Zhang Sangou do?

Doesn’t it constitute bigamy?”

Several people:……

What the hell are these problems?

Seeing the serious lawyer Luo talking about unheard-of cases, it always seemed a bit ridiculous.

A boy hesitated for a moment and then said: "This...should constitute it. After all, marriage is also a secular agreement."

The rest of the people also expressed their opinions.

Some say it's illegal, some say it's not a marriage certificate, it doesn't matter.

Finally, An Xiaomi stood up again and glanced at Xu Zhimu inadvertently.

"Morally, it's certainly wrong, but legally, marriage and engagement are of the same nature. They can only be regarded as oral agreements in folk customs and have no legal effect."

After saying that, An Xiaomi glanced at Xu Zhimu again: "So theoretically, as long as you don't get a marriage certificate, even if you marry a hundred people, it won't constitute bigamy."

Lin Shengnan could tell that this girl always looked at Xu Zhimu intentionally or unintentionally when she spoke.

It seems that the relationship between the two people is really a bit abnormal.

Xu Zhimu scratched his head, wondering why this damn girl kept staring at him. How could he encounter such a ridiculous thing...

Impossible, absolutely impossible!

Lawyer Luo nodded and said: "You are right, but if the groom has a wedding with ten brides that night, it will constitute a crime of mass gathering. According to Article 301 of the Criminal Law, he will be sentenced to a fixed-term imprisonment of not more than five years..."

Xu Zhimu felt An Xiaomi glanced at him again.

What does this mean?

Lawyer Luo cleared his throat, took a sip of water, and continued: "The last case, continuing the previous question, if Zhang San is still not satisfied with the life of ten wives after marriage, and secretly finds a young woman with a child

, being in love day and night, so I would like to ask, does he commit the crime of destroying marriage?"

Several people:???

Xu Zhimu:......

Not to mention how many people were interviewed, Xu Zhimu and Lin Shengnan both felt helpless and wanted to laugh.

Why does this lawyer always act out of common sense?

"This... must be a crime. I already have so many wives and I still don't know how to be satisfied. My morals are extremely corrupt!"

"Reconsideration, reconsideration, this scumbag should be sentenced to life imprisonment!"

"Physical castration is not bad either. Cutting can cure you permanently..."

Inexplicably, the scene turned into a criticism meeting.

Xu Zhimu always felt a little restless because Xiaomi in Hoi An stood up to speak again.

"This person is morally corrupt, but legally speaking, there is no crime of destroying marriage in China. There is only special protection for military marriages, etc., so it can only be regarded as morally corrupt and not a crime."

After hearing this, Xu Zhimu suddenly breathed a sigh of relief.

Eh? Why are you so relieved?

I, Xu Zhimu, am innocent, how could this happen to me?

Impossible! Absolutely impossible!

Lin Shengnan looked at Xu Zhimu, who was sweating for a while and relieved for a while, and felt dumbfounded in his heart.

The romantic debt may have to be repaid one day.

Next, the outlaw Zhang San...Lawyer Luo Fei finally asked a few professional questions.

Finally, after collecting all the information, Lin Shengnan said some polite words to several interviewers.

"Thank you for your hard work, students. We will give a detailed reply on the specific results in two days. You can go back and wait for the news."

Several people stood up, and before leaving, they all went over to shake hands.

The girl in the front shook hands with Xu Zhimu and said with bright eyes: "Guitar man, can you sign your autograph for me?"

As soon as these words came out, several people looked over, especially An Xiaomi's eyes, which seemed to be smiling but not smiling.

"I didn't bring any photos for this either. Next time..." Xu Zhimu shook his head and prepared to refuse.

But the girl took out an oil-based pen, handed it over, and pointed to her clothes.

"Just write it on my clothes. I won't wear them after I go back and I'll just frame them!"

The girl straightened out her bulging breasts.

"This...is not good."

Xu Zhimu held the pen and almost laughed from ear to ear.

Then the girl slightly pulled the corner of her clothes and motioned for him to sign in the middle.

It turns out it's not the chest...

Xu Zhimu coughed dryly, signed one of his surnames, and left the rest with the ghost-drawing talisman.

"Thanks!"

The girl chuckled, shook hands with Xu Zhimu again, and left with a smile.

Xu Zhimu could only shake his head and smile.

"Brother, the handsome man, can you also sign your autograph for me?"

At this moment, An Xiaomi also came to Xu Zhimu with a faint smile and a sweet voice.