Reborn King of Marketing
Chapter 126 Difficult jokes
"Sorry to keep you waiting!"
Zhang Xuebing's tone was full of apologies. After all, it is very ungentlemanly to keep a beautiful woman waiting for a long time.
The beautiful car captain stood up and bowed slightly, motioning for Zhang Xuebing to take a seat, and said with a smile.
"Why have you been waiting so long? The food hasn't been served yet. I wonder what kind of wine Team Leader Zhang likes to drink?"
Zhang Xuebing noticed that in addition to the beautiful driver's seat, there was a chair and a set of tableware placed beside the table. He was about to help the old scholar and the others pull out their chairs when he found that the three of them were walking back.
"Hey, old principal, you guys..."
The old scholar didn't look back, "I'm addicted to cigarettes, I'll take out another bag!"
"My stomach hurts!" Shitou shouted and disappeared.
Jiaomu Jiao didn't even say a word, and walked like a tiger and a tiger.
Zhang Xuebing cursed the three of them in his heart, and said clearly with a spring breeze smile on his face.
"We don't have to pay much attention to it when we go out. We can just deal with it casually. Why should you bother to entertain us? I think we might as well skip it while the food is not served. How about I treat you when we get to the place another day?"
The beautiful train conductor deliberately bluffed her face, "You can't even invite Team Leader Zhang on my three-thirds of an acre of land. Will I still see your figure when I get off the train?"
Immediately, she changed her aggrieved look, which I felt pity for, and said with a pout, "It seems that I, a little captain, am not welcomed by the famous leader Zhang!"
After she finished speaking, she stuck out her tongue playfully, like a young girl in love.
This woman's expressions are rich and colorful, and she can change all kinds of emotions at a moment's notice, and she is completely natural and unpretentious. Could it be that she has a background in face-changing?
Moreover, her speech is humorous and playful, which makes people feel interesting. She is definitely a good social butterfly.
Zhang Xuebing is not interested in this kind of prank, but it is not easy to refute other people's face. After all, what she said just now is right, this is her one-third of an acre of land.
We've been under the eyes of others for three days and three nights, so it's better to maintain a good relationship.
Zhang Xuebing put on his signature honest smile and quickly sat down opposite the beautiful woman, "Being respectful is worse than obeying your orders, so I'm going to bother you. I can't drink enough. How about we just drink some beer?"
The beautiful driver smiled playfully and said, "Whatever, let's do as you please. Xiao Wang will serve white wine, two bottles first!"
Zhang Xuebing took a breath of air-conditioning secretly. Didn't I read the almanac when I was reborn? How come the beauties I met were all wine fairies, and they always had two bottles of boiled water?
He secretly warned himself that he shouldn't drink too much this time. If he did anything to disgrace the little girl again, he would be too embarrassed to see anyone.
The clear wine is poured into the cup, and the strong aroma of the wine fills the air.
The beautiful train conductor took the initiative to pick up the wine glass and gently clinked it with Zhang Xuebing's wine glass.
"Let's get to know each other, Qin Yun'er. Let's talk over a few drinks and express our feelings. Thank you for saving my cousin's life!"
Before she finished speaking, the beautiful woman started to do it as a sign of respect, and the 20-ounce white wine glass turned into an empty glass.
Zhang Xuebing suddenly realized at this moment that no wonder she was so attentive. It turned out that Chen Xiaoxue, who survived the disaster, was her cousin.
The beauty offered a toast so proactively that Zhang Xuebing could not lose his share and responded immediately by drinking the wine in the glass.
"It's not life-saving, it's just a coincidence. Commander Qin, don't take it to heart!"
Qin Yun'er's beautiful eyes glanced at Zhang Xuebing with admiration and said softly.
"There is no one else here, let alone the captain of the car. My ears are calloused after hearing it 800 times a day!"
This was a signal to build a closer relationship between the two parties, but Zhang Xuebing was a little embarrassed. Qin Yun'er was a few years older than him. Wouldn't it make her look older to call her Sister Qin?
Calling me "girl" is disrespectful, especially to a girl you just met.
Qin Yun'er, with her exquisite orifices, immediately saw Zhang Xuebing's dilemma and said with a playful smile.
"Just call me Sister Yun'er. If you don't mind, I won't call you Team Leader Zhang. How about calling you Xiao Bing?"
Well, since she opened her mouth, Zhang Xuebing couldn't refuse, so he called her "Sister Yun'er" sweetly.
Qin Yun'er's pretty face turned red instantly, then she lowered her head and hummed softly.
This sound was so gentle that it was as if feathers were teasing his ears. It also aroused Zhang Xuebing's sensitive nerves, and his old face instantly turned red.
At this time, the dishes were served one after another, including braised beef, sweet and sour fish, dry-fried tenderloin, sauced pork ribs, and two cold dishes, all of which were extremely ordinary home-cooked dishes.
But don't forget, this is a dining car with extremely limited supplies. An ordinary plate of spicy potato shreds can cost thirty yuan. The value of these home-cooked dishes is self-evident.
It can be said that being able to place such a table on a train dining car in the early 1990s was extremely luxurious and thoughtful.
Zhang Xuebing didn't want to be disappointed, so he and Qin Yun'er exchanged cups and started drinking.
She had a very good drinking capacity and acted very boldly. After three rounds of drinking, the two of them had drunk more than half a catty.
Zhang Xuebing felt a warning sign. Although he had a good drinking capacity, if he continued to drink like this, he might really get drunk again.
But girls have relaxed their drinking habits. As a man, do you think you can’t drink? This man is in great disgrace!
Zhang Xuebing had no choice but to search for a lot of Internet jokes that fit the occasion, which made Qin Yun'er cover her mouth and chuckle, and also slowed down her drinking speed.
His wishful thinking was to delay as much time as possible and wait until the time was almost up to say goodbye. This would not be considered rude and lose face!
"I didn't expect that despite looking so honest and honest, there are so many tricks in my belly. That sentence is really true. The more honest a man looks on the surface, the more boring he is!"
Qin Yun'er bit her red lips lightly, with a hint of sadness in her eyes.
It was the first time in Zhang Xuebing's life that someone used the word "sultry" to describe himself, and he immediately smiled awkwardly.
Qin Yun'er's eyes flashed with sorrow, "Why don't you tell me one more thing, something fresh and interesting, or I'll toast you with a toast!"
This woman is really a human spirit, and she actually saw her own purpose.
Zhang Xuebing just racked his brains and told all the serious jokes that he could remember. If he told them again, he would only be left with those with a little color.
When the two met for the first time, it was probably inappropriate for them to tell jokes like that.
Qin Yun'er seemed to have guessed his thoughts and deliberately showed her fair right hand. There was a small diamond ring on her slender ring finger.
"Sister, I'm already married. I haven't heard anything yet. Just tell me!"
Zhang Xuebing was relieved for a moment, but felt a little bit disappointed.
He thought for a moment and found a joke that was not too outrageous and suitable for the occasion.
“During the Spring Festival travel season, the trains are overcrowded and it’s inconvenient for everyone to go to the toilet!”
Qin Yun'er understood this very well, and nodded repeatedly and said, "Well, someone can't hold it in anymore and is still on the other side of the link!"
Zhang Xuebing continued, "There was a guy who really couldn't hold it in and couldn't squeeze to go to the toilet, so he had to urinate by the window. He happened to be discovered by the conductor. The conductor yelled and the bearded man took his head in!"
Qin Yun'er looked confused when she heard this, frowned and asked, "What do you mean?"
Zhang Xuebing was even more confused, thinking that you are already married, don’t you even understand this?
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