Reborn King of Marketing

Columbus, the great navigator in the 15th century, once erected eggs, but he erected hard-boiled eggs.

Press the egg with its big end down on the table. When the skin breaks, it will form a flat surface and it will stand up naturally.

This story is included in many lower grade textbooks as a story of determination and intellectual development.

The one Ivan gave to Zhang Xuebing today was a raw egg.

If Zhang Xuebing followed Columbus's method, the egg shell would definitely break and the egg liquid would spill out, which would be considered a violation.

However, a raw egg can also stand upright without any help, but it must find its balance point, which requires long-term practice and great endurance.

Zhang Xuebing knows that he cannot do this, so should he admit defeat?

It doesn't matter that I lost tens of thousands of yuan and a few materials, but I lost a lot of money. At this moment, I am the representative of the Chinese people.

And once they lose, I'm afraid they will take advantage of it, making it even more difficult for them, and it's probably not going to be easy to negotiate future business.

So we must win today, give them a show of strength, and make the screw people truly realize that Chinese people are not easy to bully!

Then we can only use unconventional means. Zhang Xuebing tossed the egg in his hand, deliberately pretending to smile bitterly and shook his head repeatedly.

When Ivan and the others saw this expression, they immediately shouted in surprise.

"Look, the Chinese are in trouble!"

“The yellow-skinned monkey’s IQ is too low!”

"Inferior people, if you can't do it, just admit defeat!"

Shitou translated with eyes splitting, wishing he could strangle all these people to death.

"How can this be done? It's so embarrassing!" The old scholar in the crowd said softly to Natasha, "Should we find a way to stop this competition? Who can do such an impossible thing?"

Natasha looked at her old lover tenderly, and chuckled, "Someone can do it, Ivan and the others can do it. Erecting raw eggs is one of their trainings. In order to exercise balance and endurance, I can't stop it."

This competition!"

Using one's own strengths to attack the enemy's weaknesses, the old scholar sighed helplessly and kept silent, secretly racking his brains to think of a way for Zhang Xuebing.

When Boliswa looked at Zhang Xuebing, a slight contemptuous smile appeared on her lips, which was soon replaced by anger.

She walked quickly forward and shouted angrily.

"Ivan, you bastard, he has no professional training at all. This question is unfair and I declare it invalid!"

Before she could finish what she said, everyone present made a noise of protest, and some even began to scold her for eating everything inside.

Seeing the anger among the crowd, Boliswa also had a look of fear on her face, "No big deal, it's a tie, I'll give them another question to test them both!"

The onlookers were even more embarrassed, and someone almost came up to chase her away.

All this was seen by Zhang Xuebing, and he laughed secretly in his heart. The bad girl was still fanning the flames at this time. Did she really hate herself, or was someone assigned her to do this on purpose?

Boliswa's eyes showed anxiety, her face was full of panic, and her voice was kept very low.

"Senior Brother, you, you should admit defeat on your own, I will try my best to minimize your losses!"

Give up? Just kidding, I am a reborn person who has lived in two lives, how can I be stumped by such a small problem?

But the whole show needs to be done!

"I can't do it..." Zhang Xuebing said with a sad face.

Wow!

The whole hall was almost exploded by the noise.

Ivan and the others were so excited that they almost jumped up to the ceiling. They put their hands on each other's shoulders and danced Cossack kicks.

Levikov shook his head slightly disappointedly and said, "Young man, are you admitting defeat in this round?"

Everyone immediately fell silent. Everyone listened attentively, wanting to hear for themselves that the Chinese people had admitted defeat.

Zhang Xuebing glared and said, "Who said I have to admit defeat?"

Ivan took a few steps forward, stared with eyes as big as cowbells and growled, "You just said you couldn't do it!"

Zhang Xuebing stared back without showing any signs of weakness, "I can't do it because I haven't eaten and don't have the energy to do it!"

Everyone present was stunned, hundreds of pairs of eyes stared at him blankly.

Zhang Xuebing walked slowly and said in an indignant tone.

"I was invited to a dance. I haven't eaten yet. I was just about to eat something. One of you came to disturb me, and now I started a duel. Is this the way you treat guests in the screw country? You don't even have food.

Don’t let the guests eat enough?”

No matter how bad the screw people of this era are, they still think of themselves as the best in the world, and they are more concerned about face. When they heard Shitou's words, they were all ashamed.

Ivan was not fooled and shouted, "Don't listen to this low-level man's nonsense, he just wants to delay time!"

"Ivan, if you let him have a meal, will it waste a lot of time? As a big country, we must be tolerant!" Levitsky said, twirling his beard.

Ivan almost gritted his teeth and forced out a sentence, "Eat, let him eat, I'll wait for him to be full!"

The dining table was right next to it, and Zhang Xuebing was not polite and asked Boliswa to come over to help cut the meat and pick up the food, while he ate to his heart's content.

While eating, he complained that the cooking skills in Screw Country were too poor, the barbecue was tasteless and tasteless, and he didn't even want to put salt in. He picked up the salt bottle and kept adding seasonings.

After eating this meal for twenty minutes, Zhang Xuebing wiped his mouth gracefully and returned to the square table.

Ivan was no longer angry at this moment, his eyes were full of murderous intent, "When you are full, put that damn egg up for me, otherwise I won't mind getting the blood of inferior people on my hands!"

Zhang Xuebing squeezed his eyes and said with a smile, "You are so tough, why don't you take out the bet first?"

These words seemed to expose Ivan's scars, and he almost jumped up with anger.

"Are you going back on your word?"

Zhang Xuebing stretched out a finger and shook it gently.

"No, no, I want to remind you that I gave you a chance, so don't always think of yourself as the winner. Even if you win, it will be my charity to you!"

Ivan roared, "I don't want your charity. I won this victory with my own efforts and wisdom!"

Zhang Xuebing shrugged, "Then take out the bet!"

This sentence is more effective than anything else. It is a hurdle that Ivan can never get around.

Ivan clenched his fists and made a banging sound. It was obvious that he was on the verge of going crazy. "Chinese people, do you really want to see blood splattered on the spot?"

Zhang Xuebing said with a bad smile, "That's not the case. I'll give you another chance. It doesn't matter if you don't take the bet now. If you lose, your clothes will belong to me!"

This means making Ivan strip naked and leave the ball.

Despite such a huge humiliation, Ivan calmed down. He imitated Zhang Xuebing and spoke word by word.

"Okay, if I lose, I will strip naked and go out. If you lose, I will sleep with Boliswa in front of you!"

Ivan showed an evil smile and said, "I heard that she is still a virgin!"

After he finished speaking, he thrust his hips coquettishly a few times and glanced at Boliswa's graceful buttocks.

An inexplicable anger rose in Zhang Xuebing's heart. He was surprised that this matter had nothing to do with him, and he even wanted to punish the bad girl. Why was he angry?

Maybe this is due to male chauvinism!

But now Boliswa is his dance partner in name, and some people still see the two as a couple. It would be unreasonable to not react to being insulted like this.

Zhang Xuebing's face was gloomy, and he tried his best to recall the murderous intention that arose against Zhang Erdou that night on the Sheshen Cliff. Suddenly, his eyes flashed with a glimmer of light, and he glared fiercely.

Although Ivan was a well-trained master, he had never actually killed anyone. He was so frightened by this murderous intention that he took a few steps back and almost bumped into the crowd.

When he came to his senses, he was shocked. The murderous intent could only be seen in the eyes of the old instructors who had come down from some battlefields. How could this weak Chinese man have it?

Could it be that he had killed many people before? Ivan was full of doubts, but he no longer dared to raise his head and look directly at Zhang Xuebing.

At this time, Zhang Xuebing pointed at the table and shouted loudly.

"Isn't it just a matter of erecting an egg? Pediatric, I can do it at the age of three. It's time for you to fulfill your bet, Ivan!"

Several beams of light shone on the square table, and an egg stood firmly in the middle of the table with its head downwards. The egg skin exuded a faint light under the light.

"This is impossible!" Ivan shouted.

It would take several minutes for their professionally trained people to complete erecting an egg, but just now Zhang Xuebing didn't even use a few seconds. How is this possible? He must be cheating!

Ivan ran over quickly, reached out and picked up the egg, and slapped it hard on the table. The egg liquid mixed with the eggshell splashed everywhere, and even his face had traces of hair hanging down.

"Poof!" Ivan's flushed face instantly turned pale, and a mouthful of blood spurted out, mixing with the egg liquid, exuding a bright red color.