Reborn: My Girlfriend Is A Paranoid

Song Yunyang: [You are a dog licker, you must be a dog licker! Licking a dog is not allowed to house! 】

Xie Shu: [...I just pursued her normally, and then confessed, and then she agreed, and we were together. 】

Song Yunyang: [What is normal in your place? How long have you been chasing her? Have you chased after Su Qianyi for a long time? 】

[Song Yunyang retracted a message]

Song Yunyang: [What standard is considered normal in your place? How long have you been chasing her? Is it another few years? The kind that often asks for warmth? 】

[Song Yunyang retracted a message]

Song Yunyang: 【What do you mean by normal? The kind of standard in high school? 】

[Song Yunyang retracted a message]

Xie Shu: 【...I just gave a gift to confess my love, I agreed, and then we got together. 】

After this news was sent, Xie Shu immediately sent another one: [I have been chasing her for about... a week. 】

Song Yunyang: [? ? ? a week! 】

Song Yunyang: 【Impossible! Absolutely impossible! Do you know how aloof Ruan Xiaohua is? The people who chased her in high school were no less than those who chased Su...... even more! But no one chased her, how could you catch her in a week! You can lie to your buddies, but don't lie to yourself! 】

Xie Shu: [It's about that time, why did I lie to you? 】

Song Yunyang: [I don't believe it! You have to know that Ruan Xiaohua was the goddess of our entire grade back then! The school next door is lined up with suitors! How can you catch up in a week? She must be trying to trick you! She pictures you with a height of 186, she pictures you with a good face and a good figure, she covets your body! 】

Xie Shu: […]

Song Yunyang: [She must be greedy for you! Be careful, she may eat you up one day, and she doesn't want to be responsible! 】

Xie Shu [... is the one I chased after. 】

Song Yunyang: [Of course I know that you chased her. Could it be that Ruan Xiaohua is still chasing you? Don't be in love with your brain all the time, recognize the reality clearly, you can't control that kind of woman who only greedy for your body! 】

Xie Shu: [So you talk so much, are you afraid that I will have a good life? 】

Song Yunyang: [How is it possible? I'm sure not. Seeing what you said, how could I be afraid that you will have a good life? We are all buddies, buddies, you really deserve to die! How did you catch up to a girl at the level of Ruan Xiaohua in a week? 】

Xie Shu: […]

Can't hold it anymore?

The chat between the two stopped for a few seconds, Xie Shu thought about it and sent another message: 【Have you been stimulated by anything recently? 】

They used to have a good relationship, and they had dinner together when they returned home last winter vacation. He knew his character and character well, but he just said something like that out of nowhere, which made him feel a little abnormal.

Song Yunyang: 【No, I just lost my relationship two days ago. 】

Xie Shu: "..."

So I ran to him to vent, right?

Goofy!

Of course, as his former father, Xie Shu still decided to continue chatting with him for a while, and then have a good laugh...then comfort him and help him get out of the emotional pain.

Xie Shu: [When did you fall in love? I didn't hear you say it at the dinner party during the winter vacation. 】

Song Yunyang: [Ah, it's only been a few months since we started talking this semester, and we found out last week. 】

Xie Shu: [Huh? Or online dating? Then why did you fall in love? Did it roll over? But you're not bad looking, the other party probably won't like it, right? 】

Song Yunyang: 【It's not my problem. 】

Xie Shu: [This... is the other party cheating on you? 】

Song Yunyang: [No, neither of us sent photos to each other. 】

Xie Shu: [Huh? Who are you then? 】

Song Yunyang: [Harm! We have been talking online for several months, and the chat has been very good. I just want to go to the present before the May Day holiday, and then confirm the relationship. Last Saturday, I bought a ticket and took a bus for a day to a strange place. The city, and then I made an appointment with someone to prepare for a trip. I bought all the gifts and flowers, and even booked the restaurant for dinner. Who knew that after the meeting, I found out that the other party was actually a man! ! 】

Xie Shu stared at the message for a few seconds, and then typed a reply:

[Laughing to death dad! 】

Song Yunyang: [Fuck! Why are you still laughing at me! 】

Xie Shu: [It's not buddy, you've been chatting with him for so long, haven't you noticed anything unusual? 】

Song Yunyang: [No, no one can think of it on horseback, he is a big man! They even used a girl as their avatar! Made! 】

Xie Shu: [Hahahaha show me. 】

In a few seconds, Song Yunyang sent a screenshot.

Xie Shu clicked in, because they used penguins to chat in online dating, so the other party's homepage was also a penguin page, and the other party did use a girl's profile picture, and it didn't look like an online picture, so it was easy for others to misunderstand and think that It's him.

The other party probably didn't think of this, even the signature was changed to "I'll date online in the future, I'm a dog!"

Seeing these Shues almost dying of laughter, he instantly understood the reason for Song Yunyang's excitement just now.

My own failure is painful, but the success of my friends is even more sad.

Tsk.

Xie Shu: [Then how did you deal with it later? 】

Song Yunyang: [How can I deal with it? After we met, I was stupid. I took the car back to school that night. I arrived at the school early on Sunday. Then I settled the account with him all day during the day. I settled all the money I used before and returned it back. , Made! At the beginning, when I saw how generous he was with money, I thought I was going to have a soft meal. Woohoo, damn it! 】

Xie Shu: [You have been talking for a while, how much did you spend on the other party? 】

Song Yunyang: [Dancing Dance Demon + Er Umbrella Demon + Silk Liu Er]

Xie Shu: [It seems that the other party treats you very well, don't be too rigid about your gender, whoever's soft rice is not for you. 】

Song Yunyang: [Get out! 】

Xie Shu: [you can do it too, after chatting for so long, you didn't even reveal your flaws. I really laughed at your father to death! 】

Song Yunyang: […]

After Xie Shu laughed for a while, he still started to comfort him.

Let him take this time as a lesson, and teach him not to believe things like online dating easily. This time, the oolong didn't ask about gender, and it's already been calculated. If you encounter a liar, you may lose your waist.

After comforting, Xie Shu sent Song Yunyang a photo of him and Ruan Nianxi backhandedly.

[Xie Shu retracted a message]

Xie Shu: [Sorry, I sent it wrong. 】

Song Yunyang: [...You really deserve to die. 】

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