Reborn Nine Zero Sweetheart Cub

Chapter 27 I'm scratching my balls!

Chapter 27 Dandan, I caught the shit!

Acquaintance? Who is an acquaintance with him?

While everyone was looking at each other, Wang Jianzhong walked to the side of the road with a smile on his face and greeted the man who was registering, "Accountant Zhao? It is indeed you! Hahaha! When I saw you at the entrance of our village this morning, I thought I had mistakenly identified the person!"

"

The man raised his head and saw that he was one of the entourage who came with Master Dong to help with registration.

He looked at Wang Jianzhong with doubt in his eyes, "Who are you?"

Someone around him couldn't help but burst into laughter.

Wang Jianzhong paused with a smile and said nonchalantly, "Accountant Zhao, you forget things so much. Hahaha, my surname is Wang. Wang Jianzhong is the head of Xizhong Village next door. I have often visited the county's wholesale bank in the past two years and I have met you several times.

"

At this time, Flower Shirt also came up from behind, and handed Accountant Zhao a cigarette with a flattering smile, "The manager of your wholesale bank, Mr. Wang, is my distant cousin. Come on, Uncle Zhao, have a cigarette!"

After being reminded, Accountant Zhao finally had some impression of the two people in front of him. He took the cigarette and put it away from his ears, and said with a smile, "It's you two, why are you here?"

The road from the town directly to Xizhong Village is not easy to walk, so when we came here, he helped guide the way and asked the convoy to take a detour from Xizhong Village. The main road there has been repaired and is wider and flatter.

It's normal to be bumped into over there.

"Didn't I see you coming? Let's come and say hello." Wang Jianzhong looked at the long queue of trucks and said in a particularly enthusiastic tone, "When the things are done later, let everyone come to my place. I will entertain you with wine and food."

!”

After a pause, Wang Jianzhong looked around, approached Accountant Zhao and deliberately raised his voice, "But Accountant Zhao, why did you come here to collect the goods in person? The things grown in Taoxi Village are notoriously poor in our town... You

Don’t be fooled and end up losing all your money.”

When the people of Taoxi Village heard this, they became angry and hardened their fists.

A shrewd old woman immediately pointed at Wang Jianzhong's nephew and scolded him, "You are a mouthful of shit, but the things you grow are worthless! In the past, the price of the goods was so low that it only broke our bones and sucked out the marrow! Now it still does.

You are here to sow discord, are you human?"

"Get out! Get out of our village, you are not welcome here!"

"If you don't leave, we will settle the old and new accounts together! You will know in your heart what evil things you have done, and we will leave evidence!"

Amidst the scolding, Wang Jianzhong remained calm and smiled wryly at Accountant Zhao with a generous but helpless look, "In the past, no one collected the goods in their village, and they were so poor that they could hardly eat. As a fellow villager, I couldn't bear to see it."

, I just wanted to help them. If the things I collect really can’t be sold at a high price, the worst I can do is suffer some losses and give them some money... I never thought it would end up like this, doing things with good intentions will turn into a bad person in the eyes of others."

Accountant Zhao's eyes moved slightly, and when he looked at Wang Jianzhong again, his meaning was unclear.

Is the food in Taoxi Village bad? I'm afraid these two people have never eaten the melons grown by others.

He had been busy just now and hadn't noticed, but now he realized that since Wang Jianzhong appeared, the atmosphere at the scene had become tense.

The villagers here are furious, and behind the big tree there are seven or three little ones huddled there, dividing weapons.

It was a slingshot made by Hua Zi himself, one for each person.

"I'm just saying that these two bastards are here to do no harm. They are just here to cause harm!" Hua Zi's childish face was filled with anger, and he drew his bow and took aim. "If you don't teach them a lesson, they will really stand in the way of our Taoxi Village."

Bully!"

Goudan Mao crouched down, revealing a pile of half-dried cow dung in the grass on the side of the road. He smiled mischievously, "Huazi, Qiqi, let's greet them with this! Goudan's unique hidden weapon!"

Qi Qi stood there and watched the two people rubbing cow dung into bullets, her little mouth not closing for a long time.

Use this...it stinks...

Qiqi had five or six stinky pills stuffed into her hand.

"Qiqi, do you know how to play with a slingshot? Let me teach you, watch carefully, first draw the bow and aim -" Hua Zi is the best at this, teaching on the spot, pointing the slingshot straight at the back of Wang Jianzhong's head, "Shoot!"

With a whoosh, it hit the target.

Not to be outdone, Li Goudan aimed at Hua Shirt and fired three consecutive rounds. Because Hua Shirt was facing them sideways, all three cow dung rounds hit his face accurately, leaving three dung marks.

The flowered shirt reached out and touched the place where it was hit. It hurt and there was a strange smell.

When he took it off and saw what was stuck on it, the face of the floral shirt turned green. He glanced around with sinister eyes and said, "Whoever did this, get out!"

Hua Zi and Li Goudan shrank their heads, and quickly threw the slingshots in their hands back into the grass. Just as they were reaching out to pull Qi Qi over and hide them, Hua Shirt's eyes glanced over.

The two of them shrank their hands and ran away with their backs bent.

This was the first time Qi Qi had done this kind of thing, and she was unskilled. She was frightened by the sudden loud shouting, and was caught froze at the foot of a tree.

When Hua Shirt looked over, she was still holding a slingshot and unused cow dung bombs in her hands.

Their eyes met, Qiqi's little face was dull.

No, she didn't shoot it, she hadn't drawn the bow yet!

At this time, everyone's eyes also came over, and they all fell on Qiqi, who had been "taken away".

"You beat me with cow dung?!" Flower Shirt said grimly.

Qiqi, "..."

I was so nervous that I subconsciously held my two little hands tighter, feeling a soft touch in my palms...

"Dandan," Qiqi was about to cry but had no tears, "I caught feces!"

Little Eggman, "..." I want to curse.

Damn it!

Can you not be so stupid as to get in front of it? It smells so stale!

On the other end, Hua Shirt didn't wait for Qiqi to answer, but he rushed over with a fierce look.

On the other side, Zhang Xifeng, the old village chief and Chen Jianhe reacted and immediately ran over to protect Qiqi behind them.

The other villagers reacted even more and immediately surrounded Hua Shirt, as if if Hua Shirt dared to touch him, they would tear his bones apart.

Although the villagers of Taoxi Village did not say many things out loud, they actually understood them tacitly.

Qiqi is now a secret in their hearts that cannot be told to outsiders. They will fight with anyone who touches Qiqi!

The scene is stalemate.

Wang Jianzhong's face was extremely ugly, and his floral shirt looked like he had a palette hanging on his face, with the colors constantly changing.

However, they really didn't dare to move at the moment.

In the past few years, these poor people were bullied like this, and the most they could do was make a fuss and curse a few times.

This is the first time that he is fighting them desperately at any time.

Both of them were also frightened.

But it would be very embarrassing to be frightened like that.

"What do you think? Are you protecting me? Didn't you see that little brat smashing cow dung at me?!" The flowered shirt was stuck on his neck and he looked fierce.

Zhang Xifeng stared and yelled even harder than him, "Who are you calling a brat? What happened to the few cow dung particles I threw at you? What a noble person you are? When you were a child, you never shoveled chicken dung or picked up cow dung.

?How dare you show off to a little baby?"

Hua Shirt was so angry that he couldn't speak.

This damn old woman is clearly not trying to reason with him!

(End of chapter)

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