Reborn: Super God of War
Chapter 78: Xiao Li's Vibrator
Oasis refreshes the level 8 saltwater lizard. The attributes of this saltwater lizard are the same as those of ordinary hard armored animals, but it has an additional special effect: scale armor defense, each time it is attacked, there is a 15% chance to reduce fixed damage by 30 points. Hunters regard it as one of the best pets in the early stage.
Every 18 hours, a sub-elite red rock lizard will be refreshed around the oasis. The defense effect of the scale armor is doubled, and there is a 30% chance to reduce damage by 60 points. Now that the output of monsters is generally lower than 60 points, it is about equal to a 100% triggered invincible skill.
Such a divine favor naturally attracted many hunters to guard here, and Xiao Li's vibrator was one of them. He is the president of the leisure guild, the Lovelorn Alliance, specializing in the survival system, the so-called survival system, also known as the trap system. One of his biggest hobbies is to use the mousetrap (hunting trap) that he has worked hard day and night to upgrade to level 3 to attack single beauties. He doesn't kill them, but just restrains them, and then takes photos for his eyes.
Xiao Li's vibrator was leading a large group of younger brothers to guard the red rock lizard in the oasis. Unexpectedly, a petite and cute little loli rushed in holding the staff. At this time, the sub-elite favorite red rock lizard caught the progress bar which had reached 99%, and was interrupted by him with a click.
"Boss, what's going on?"
"Boss, your progress bar is broken."
Xiao Li's vibrator looked at the younger brothers with a look of resentment, "Boss, what do I usually teach you? It's just a pet, there are so many in the world! Can beauties walk around?"
"All look in the direction of 12 o'clock!" With an order, everyone followed the eyes of Xiao Li's vibrating rod in unison. The holy priest's robes hung down to the ground, his delicate white face, and his staff as tall as a person were covered. She hugged her tightly. Bu Yi is as pure as an angel!
"Gudu—"
All the hunters of the League of Lovelorn swallowed their saliva together.
One of the hunters called 'Wai Ding Da Bu Zhi' scratched his head, "Boss, where is the direction at twelve o'clock?"
"Idiot, it's right in front! I can't understand such high-end foreign words!" Another person patted his head and said ecstatically, "Boss, is it the old plan this time? Lock it, take pictures, record videos?"
"No, no, no." Xiao Li's vibrator coughed, "This beauty has already stolen my heart, so I must not treat it like this. Brothers, to be honest, how does my brother usually treat you?"
The little brother Qiqi replied, "It's not that good!"
"I don't treat you very well, so you have to help me too." Xiao Li raised his head and chest with his vibrator, "Brothers, let's go! Help her! Prepare a heroic rescue strategy!"
Bu Yi is using the smiting skill to lure monsters. The priest's running speed and ability to lure monsters are much worse than professional thief hunters. The little girl lured them for a long time before gathering 4 monsters.
At this moment, an arrow pierced through the air and pierced a lizard's eye, causing more than 30 points of damage.
A 'misleading' sign appeared above Bu Yi's head. This skill is a hunter's exclusive skill, which can transfer all the hatred points to the top of the target's head, and the saltwater lizards ran towards Bu Yi in unison.
"Is there someone?" Bu Yi blinked, and hurriedly brought back more than twenty monsters.
"Grass!"
Xiao Li shouted angrily from the vibrator, and slapped Dai Ding Dabuzhi on the head, "Who the hell told you to use misleading?"
"Boss, didn't you say to help her? She's attracting monsters." Ding Da said depressedly.
"Grass, grass, grass! Lead your sister, do you understand that the hero saves the beauty?" Xiao Li kicked his ass with the vibrator, "Get out of here!"
The angry shout that Lin Jie heard was exactly from Xiao Li's vibrator.
Pushing aside the dense tropical trees next to the oasis, Bu Yi and Lin Jie bumped into each other.
"Quick, quick, I attracted a lot of monsters." Buyi hurriedly pushed Lin Jie away, and more than 20 saltwater lizards had already arrived! Lin Jie raised his eyebrows, good guy, can a priest also have such a high efficiency in attracting monsters? This girl's strength is really extraordinary!
Flame Front!
With Broken Blade in hand, Lin Jie activated his skills, and the flames swept out, killing more than 20 saltwater lizards in seconds.
"It's so fast..." Bu Yi exclaimed, "I'll make some more points."
Lin Jie hurriedly stopped her and said, "I'll go. You sit here."
The sound from the forest already alerted him. What if it's an ambush again?
After being ambushed last time, Lin Jie became much more cautious.
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Xiao Li's vibrator and a group of younger brothers were looking at the direction in which the beauty disappeared, but the woods shook, and a big man in armor rushed out, shocking everyone.
"Damn, boss, it's with that angel girl!"
"Then will these monsters be returned to her?"
Behind him, Xiao Li's vibrator has prepared 18 saltwater lizards, which are running after Ding Da's ass. This is good, the target is lost!
"Damn it, made this man!"
Misleading!
Shua Shua Shua, a dozen misleaders were thrown on Lin Jie's head, and everyone shot at the saltwater lizard, all the hatred value was transferred.
"court death!"
The saltwater lizard was huge, but it was useless against Lin Jie's powerful wrist. The Withered Leaf Sword and Broken Blade swept up together, and 4 lizards flew in midair and smashed at the hunters!
Hunting charge!
Lin Jie turned into a black shadow, bursting with blood, charging towards the hunters like a steel chariot.
"stop!"
Xiao Li stood up with his arms folded, "Dude, you must know me. That's right, I'm number one on the ranking list... Fuck!"
Boom! Lin Jie charged and hit, Broken Blade's fiery sword pointed against his neck, and said in a deep voice, "Eighteen Tu sent you here?"
"Eighteen massacres? What eighteen massacres? I don't know him." Xiao Li shook his head with the vibrator hastily, slashed his neck on the tip of the sword, blood gushing out, "Don't kill me, I don't want to die. It hurts so quickly, take the sword away!"
Lin Jie stared, "Pain?"
"Nonsense, doesn't it hurt if I cut you?" Xiao Li yelled at the vibrator.
Lin Jie looked at the crowd a little blankly, with an unbelievable expression on his face, "Do you usually feel pain when you are beaten?"
"Yes, yes." The younger brothers nodded one after another.
Lin Jie let go of Xiao Li's vibrator. Based on the IQ of these guys, they should not be Shibatu's allies.
"Hiss... third child, hurry up and get my painkiller!" Xiao Li's vibrator was about to cry, he took a bottle of goblin-produced painkiller and poured it on his neck frantically, and he was relieved after a few minutes .
Lin Jie looked at these guys and was amused.
The Alliance of the Lovelorn was quite famous in the previous life - the founder of the game of hunting beautiful women. It is because of them that trap hunters have become a profession that is despised by others. As long as a trap hunter appears, the first reaction of all men with girlfriends is to give him a second.
Binding traps, freezing traps, deceleration traps, explosion traps... These traps, which have extremely strong control skills and can play miraculous effects, have only one use in their hands, and that is to hold the beauty and take pictures. If you have a hot personality, you will be enough to be mobilized by words.
The name Xiao Li Vibrator is not well-known, but the League of the Broken Lovers has a glorious record--fixed the girlfriend of the boss who has been chasing the boss stupid fox for 3 years in Ziye Triumph for 18 hours, and told all kinds of pornographic jokes. The photos taken are more than 10 g! The reason is because... his girlfriend is not only beautiful, but also proud and arrogant. It is said that she caught up with a boy who just fell out of love in the League of the Lovelorn, and she was dumped after playing for a day, so she was in tragedy.
"Wow - it hurts me to death!"
Xiao Li's vibrator was still howling.
Lin Jie had an idea, a trap? He knelt down and asked, "Have you learned about snake traps?"
"Yes—damn it, it hurts so much." Xiao Li's vibrator was tearful.
"Do me a favor, I'll help you relieve the pain. How about it?" Lin Jie asked.
"Okay, okay, as long as you help me, I can use my hands to go to the toilet!"
The corner of Lin Jie's mouth twitched, and he almost kicked this guy off.
Teach him to open the settings page and adjust the pain sensor. Soon, the pain from Xiao Li's vibrator disappeared.
"Huh, can it be increased? 300%! Third child, come on, kick me... what the fuck!!" Xiao Li's vibrator felt as if the chrysanthemum was bursting, and immediately turned off the pain sensor, vowing never to turn it on again.
Lin Jie was speechless. This feeling was like a parent buying a Little Overlord learning machine for his child, expecting him to study hard, but he was directly used to play Contra...
"It doesn't hurt anymore, huh, huh..." Xiao Li touched the chrysanthemum with the vibrating stick, and said with a smile, "Thank you for your kindness! From today on, Xiao Li, I will be your big brother. Talk about anything! "
Lin Jie rolled his eyes, "Help me make the next dungeon in half an hour, as for now..."
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oasis.
Bu Yi watched Lin Jie return empty-handed, and looked back suspiciously, "Fu Sheng, where is the monster?"
Lin Jie snapped his fingers, "Come! Refresh!"
Swipe! The sound of shooting arrows fluttered in disorder, and more than 20 saltwater lizards ran out and were instantly killed by Lin Jie.
"Continue to refresh!" Lin Jie snapped his fingers, and more than 20 more came out again.
Looking at the soaring experience bar, Buyi said in surprise, "You are so good, what kind of skill is this?"
Lin Jie scratched his head, "IQ skills."
"Refresh!"
"Refresh!"
"Refresh!"... "Swipe your sister, there are no more monsters!"
An exasperated voice came from behind, and Lin Jie scratched his head in embarrassment.
The lizard eyes shined again, and a large array of runes appeared.
Copy cooling is complete!
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Ha, guys, how do you feel about the appearance of Xiao Li's vibrator? Some book friends commented that a little humor should be appropriately added to the plot. The poor master himself is not very lively and humorous. It took him more than n brain cells to conceive such a character. I hope you will not be disappointed!
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