Reborn Super Student
Chapter 299: You Are Not My Housekeeper
Qiu Jing pulled Chen Yidao and asked him to sit on the sofa, and then used alcohol to carefully wipe Chen Yidao's wound: "Well, it's just a little skin break. If the head is broken, it's up to you what to do. I know that others don't like it.
You, you still go to provoke others, let alone Dongfang Snow Lotus, even if it is me, I will blame you.
Don't mess with him next time, you know? Yesterday, my body was bruised and bruised, and today my head is bleeding. If you go again tomorrow, your legs and hands may be broken..." Qiu Jing warned Chen Yidao in a long-winded way.
road.
Chen Yidao stared straight at Qiu Jing's big eyes, which made Qiu Jing's heart beat wildly. What was he thinking? There was no one here. What if Chen Yidao molested her?
Unexpectedly, Chen Yidao said: "You are not my housekeeper, what do you care about me?"
Qiu Jing didn't react for a moment and said, "Who said I'm not?"
"Gah..." Chen Yidao was in shock.
When Qiu Jing saw Chen Yidao's expression, she realized that she had said the wrong thing, and quickly waved her hand and explained: "No, no, no..., I am not your housekeeper, I - I didn't hear what you said clearly just now, so -
That’s why…”
"You are my housekeeper." Chen Yidao joked.
Qiu Jing waved her hands, her face turned red, and said, "No, no, I'm not your housekeeper."
"But you just said that you are my housekeeper? How can you not admit it?" Chen Yidao couldn't help but feel childish when he saw Qiu Jing's cute look and wanted to tease her.
"I didn't say anything just now, you couldn't hear anything, you couldn't hear anything..." Qiu Jing was still waving her hand and said.
"But people heard it, Qiuqiu, my future happiness will depend on you." As he spoke, Chen Yidao opened his hands and made as if he wanted to hug Qiu Jing. He was so scared that Qiu Jing threw away the medicine in his hand.
Just run.
"You——, what do you want to do?" Qiu Jing was really afraid that Chen Yidao would molest her.
"Hahaha... It made me laugh so hard. Qiuqiu, you are so funny. Chatting with you made me forget all about the unhappy things." Chen Yidao laughed heartily and said.
"Are you really just joking?" Qiu Jing's cautious expression seemed to still not believe Chen Yidao's words.
"Do you think I'm that kind of person? Come here and help me get some medicine, or I'll complain to Principal Kong about you." Chen Yidao joked.
"Hmph, you are a bad guy." After Qiu Jing helped Chen Yidao get the medicine, he ignored Chen Yidao, sat back at her seat, picked up a book and started reading.
Chen Yidao walked over and asked: "What novel is so good?"
"Uh-huh, I won't show it to you." Qiu Jing protected her book, as if she was afraid that Chen Yidao would snatch it from her.
"What's so interesting about the novel? How about I tell you a few jokes?" Chen Yidao said.
"Okay!" Qiu Jing also likes to read joke novels, so she agreed without even thinking about it.
"Once upon a time, a woman was carrying a basket of eggs to sell at the market. Unexpectedly, she met some robbers on the road. The robbers dragged the woman into the forest without saying a word. What do you think of that woman?" Chen Yidao was fascinated.
He looked at Qiu Jingdao.
"I was—by that." Qiu Jing's face turned slightly red, and she groaned.
"Yes, you are so smart. You have thought of this too. The woman was dragged into the woods by the robbers and humiliated. But when the robbers left, the woman was very happy. Guess why she was so happy?"
Chen Yidao sold off his words.
"Her vagina." Qiu Jing said angrily. She believed that women should not be so happy after being insulted.
"She stood up and said something: 'I'm scared to death. I thought they wanted to steal money! I didn't expect it was not the case. Alas - it was a false alarm, haha... I'm so stupid. I didn't take the eggs even if they were there."
"As soon as Chen Yidao finished speaking, Qiu Jing held her belly and laughed wildly, constantly saying that the woman was stupid.
Next, Chen Yidao told several dirty jokes, which made Qiu Jing eager to hear but shy. In the end, she was attracted by the jokes and continued to listen, but the more she listened, the redder her face became.
"Can you tell a more serious joke?" Qiu Jing finally couldn't help but protested.
"A serious joke is no longer a joke." Chen Yidao defended.
"Then - we can't keep saying this! She is a girl." Qiu Jing lowered her head and said shyly.
"Yo yo yo, someone is shy." Chen Yidao said with a smile.
"Fuck you, you know how to catch people." Qiu Jing's pink fist hit Chen Yidao.
Chen Yidao stayed in the infirmary of Qiuhai University until very late. Originally, he wanted to stay for a while, but Qiu Jing refused. Qiu Jing's stomach was already aching from laughing. If he continued to laugh, he would go in.
The hospital.
After Chen Yidao went back, Xiao Ao and the others hadn't come back yet. It seemed that they were addicted to playing. He was not sleepy yet, so Chen Yidao started practicing fighting skills in the dormitory. His fists and kicks were as fast as lightning.
When Xiao Ao and the others came back, Xiao Ao and the others proposed to Chen Yidao that they should perform tomorrow. Chen Yidao didn't want to resort to roguish methods anymore, so he agreed to them. This made Xiao Ao and the others overwhelm Chen with joy.
A series of wild kisses made Chen Yidao vomit for half an hour.
The next day, bang bang bang... there was a knock on the door. Chen Yidao woke up and saw that no one was opening the door, so he got up and opened the door. As soon as he opened the door, two harsh sounds came from outside the door.
"I'll kill you." Qiye saw that Chen Yidao dared to come out wearing a pair of briefs to greet the Zhuge Xueluo sisters, which made him very angry.
He raised his fist and struck Chen Yidao on the head. Chen Yidao was very angry. He was disturbed from his sleep early in the morning. He gave up his comfortable sleep and did not get up to open the door for them. Unexpectedly, as soon as he opened the door, they started beating him and refused to give up.
If they take a look at it, they won't take themselves seriously.
Chen Yidao tilted his head and hit his left hand with his left hand. Qiye's hand hit the door hard. Qiye's right hand suddenly felt pain. He raised his left hand and hit Chen Yidao's head. Chen Yidao blocked it with his right hand.
Then he quickly straightened his fist and hit Qiye on the chest, which made Qiye take a step back involuntarily. If it were not blocked by a wall, Qiye might not only take one step back, but also three or four steps, because of Chen Yidao's move.
The fist used five points of force.
Seeing Qiye being beaten by Chen Yidao, Zhuge Yufei raised his foot and kicked Chen Yidao in the crotch. It was too hard. Zhuge Yufei was wearing high heels! If the kick really hit, Chen Yidao would be dead.
Chen Yidao quickly moved his legs together, sandwiching Zhuge Yufei's white and smooth little feet between them. Their movements were very warm.
She dared to be cruel, so Chen Yidao didn't need to be polite to her. His right hand turned into an eagle's claw and grabbed Zhuge Yufei's neck.
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