Reborn: The Godfather Has Fallen For Me

Chapter 832 It’s so heroic to be a bandit

"Didn't you say that the spider moved just now?"

Xiaobao glanced at the big spider in front of him and asked Dabao.

"Yes, they really moved just now. I saw them standing up, but why are they not moving now?"

Dabao was very puzzled. She obviously stood up when she saw this big spider, but why is it not moving now?

"You must be dazzled, the lights here are too dim."

"Really? Maybe it's true. You've finished peeing. Shall we continue walking now?"

"Let's go. These spiders might be statues. It's a lie. Look, they don't even have eyes."

Well, it’s not that I don’t have eyes. I’m smoked by your child’s urine. Just close them, okay?

"Are you sure they won't eat us?"

Dabao was a little timid after all, so he asked cautiously.

Xiaobao thought for a while and took out a marble he had played with before from his pocket. He wanted to try hitting the spider, but when he escaped from the bag, the marble fell to the ground. It happened to fall into Xiaobao's pee.

"It's so disgusting. It fell into the urine again. This is your urine. Go pick it up quickly."

Xiaobao looked at the marbles with a look of disgust, then touched in the bag again, and found that there was no more marbles, only this one was left.

He was not willing to throw spiders at other things, whether it was food or his small pistol. Forget it, he might as well accept his fate and pick it up. It was his own pee anyway, so he was not afraid of it.

"Uncle Huo said before that when they were children, they played with peeing in mud. When we get out, I will tell them that you played with peeing in balls."

Xiaobao didn't pay any attention to what Dabao said behind her, and even gave her a particularly disgusting look. Anyway, if you have my urine on your legs, you won't be able to get anywhere clean.

Xiaobao picked up the ball with a tissue and threw it towards Starscream who raised his head.

"Snapped"

"Look, there is no reaction. It is indeed fake, but it looks like it. I must have been dazzled just now."

"Well, let's go then."

The two children did not have astonishing eyesight as their parents. Otherwise, they would have definitely seen the ball stained with boy's urine directly make a hole in Starscream's hind leg.

But it didn't dare to move because the smell was too strong. What if it moved and got stained by this holy object?

Holding hands and carrying two large bags, Dabao and Dabao calmly walked around from behind the spiders.

Because both of them were stained with Xiaobao's child urine, the smell was extremely strong. When they walked past these spiders, none of the scared spiders moved.

Of course, in the end, Xiaobao was not afraid of death and even picked up the ball that fell under the butt of a blue spider in the last row.

But when he bent down to pick it up, he actually saw the blue spider's butt moving in and out, which was like a person's buttocks locking up after being frightened.

Xiaobao stood up in a daze and looked at the seven spiders. At this moment, he knew that these seven spiders were not fake, but real.

But why don't they move? Fell asleep?

"What's wrong? Aren't you leaving? There is a room over there."

"Oh, let's go now, let's go now, go quickly, go quickly."

Xiaobao picked up Dabao and walked to the front room. When he left here, he had only one idea in his mind: take Dabao away from here.

If these spiders wake up, it will be even worse.

It is also child urine, but this child's child urine is definitely ten times more powerful than an adult's child urine.

However, Yan Kuan and the others had the upper hand since they had more volume.

Seeing the behemoth slowly approaching them, the others also saw this strange mutant version of the stone monkey with blood-red eyes.

"Boss, what should we do?"

"Find a way to pour all the kid's urine on it, and then blast it with a cannon."

It's not easy to get a child to urinate on this big thing.

When Shen Xiaoxiao was still wondering what Yan Kuan would do, he saw Yan Kuan take out a disc from his bag, which was similar to a careful mini aircraft.

Seeing this thing, Shen Xiaoxiao's eyes lit up. What a flying robot. She almost forgot that they brought enough advanced equipment.

When the other secret guards saw Yan Kuan's actions, they immediately took out their robots from their pockets. Everyone fixed the bottles on the small clips under the robot, then clicked on the program, and they all flew towards the monster.

"Good guy, how can you be so advanced as a bandit's tool?"

Cow couldn't hold it in at first. Looking at such a small aircraft, their military region probably didn't have such high-tech gadgets.

"Boy, this thing alone is worth tens of millions. It has many uses. I will demonstrate it to you slowly in the future. Also, do you think being a bandit is better than being a soldier?"

Although Cow was envious, he was a qualified soldier and still said:

"I am a Chinese soldier, I love my motherland, and I am willing to fight for my..."

"Okay, okay, if you still have the energy to shout slogans, you have the energy to pee more."

An 16 looked at the stupid look of this cow, and really didn't know what to say to this person, so he kept shouting slogans, and he was stunned, right?

After being choked by 16 like this, the cow suddenly stopped talking. He couldn't urinate anymore, so he still had to pee.

Looking at the aircraft slowly flying towards Stone Monkey in the sky, everyone looked over there nervously.

Perhaps the stone monkey also discovered that the thing that suddenly flew towards it gave off a strange smell.

The smell scared it a little. It stopped moving forward, but it didn't mean to turn around. Instead, it stared blankly at the "bird"-like creature flying in the sky, which was different from anything it had seen before. Perhaps it was also wondering what it was.

"These things are already somewhat spiritual, but they are not yet intelligent. They have the same thinking mode as children. They are still curious about what this flying thing is."

Although it looks a little cute, no one will reduce their defense against the big guy.

An Er, Si, and Qi all held small shells in their hands. This thing can destroy a general 7-story building even if it hits it, not to mention that all three shells are aimed at that place.

There are a total of 8 bottles of boy's urine, and the urine of the youngest cow is placed in the middle. After arriving at the destination.

All the liquids were directly released by the clamps on the flight instrument and poured all on the stone monkey.

At first, the stone monkey didn't know what it was and tried to catch it with his hands. As a result, a scream sounded, and a hole was burned on his palm. He screamed, opened his mouth, and the bottle at the top poured into his mouth.

This time, he felt a strong burning sensation inside and outside, and the big guy rolled on the ground, making so much noise that even the tree under them began to shake.

"It really works."

"Get ready to fire."

"Boom"

"Boom"

"Boom"

A red light shot up to the sky, burning at the stone monkey in the distance, reaching the sky...

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