Reborn Turtle: Picked Up By Monkey King at the Beginning
Chapter 138: Come to my room in the middle of the night
The suffering time is always very long.
As time passed by a little bit, the disciples finally made it to the end of the patriarch's teaching of the Fa.
Lin Fang opened his eyes and stretched out comfortably.
Unlike those disciples, he is quite cool.
The more those disciples are beaten and don't want them, the happier he will be.
He has a pleasant feeling when he is cool.
"Do I actually have the potential to be a pleasure offender?"
Lin thought about it in his heart.
If in the future the true magic is achieved, and if you live a life where you can do whatever you feel unhappy, then the life will be very boring, after all, there will be no rush.
When the time comes, find a place and look for a few goals.
First turn them around, then jump out to reveal all the truth, and finally look at their painful appearance.
It seems really cool.
It is easy to roll over.
Generally, those who dare to do this are the existence of Zhi Duo Jin Yao.
And even so, it will inevitably roll over.
Lin Fang thought about it seriously again: "Forget it, it doesn't match my role positioning. This is what the villain should do. I'm a decent thing."
He would never say that it was because he felt that his IQ was not enough and he couldn't hold it.
Brother Monkey also woke up at this time.
He got up and left as usual.
But at this moment, the Bodhi Patriarch, who was sitting on the main seat, suddenly smiled and looked at him.
"Wukong."
Brother Monkey stopped immediately.
He turned his head to look at Patriarch's side, and said, "Hey, Patriarch called me?"
"Um."
The Patriarch nodded and asked: "How long have you been in the mountains?"
Brother Hou scratched his head and said with a smile: "I don't know how many days have been here, but I only remember that the mountain peach has been ripened seven times, and I ate it seven times."
"Seven years."
The Patriarch sighed with emotion.
Lin Fang's expression was stagnant as he listened to the visual dialogue.
Is it time?
"In that case, you have been with me for some time, and there are some ways to learn and practice hard."
"What Taoism do you want to learn?"
This is the first time since Brother Hou entered the mountain, the ancestor asked him what he wanted to learn. Brother Hou naturally cherishes it. Whether he can learn the art of longevity, it depends on this time.
"Master, my disciple wants to learn the art of longevity."
Brother Monkey ran to the Patriarch and squatted down.
"Then I will teach you how to ask immortals and divination, to drive away evil spirits and avoid evil, okay?"
"Is there a longevity?"
"can not."
"Then don't learn, don't learn."
...
"Then I will teach you to recite the Buddha and chant the sutras, sacred to the true, okay?"
"Can you have longevity?"
"can not."
"Then don't learn, don't learn."
...
"Then I teach you how to participate in meditation and fast, how about precepts?"
"Can you have longevity?"
"can not."
"Then don't learn, don't learn."
Patriarch asked three times.
But Brother Monkey all waved their hands and refused.
The Patriarch's face was already full of anger, and the Mingyue who was standing next to it was standing next to him, and he picked up the ruler on the side with great eyesight.
The Patriarch took the paddle ruler.
Then he knocked on Brother Monkey's forehead three times.
When he knocked him out, he was staring at Venus, his feet were soft, and he sat directly on the ground.
Lin Fang had a panoramic view of this scene.
If he didn't know the original work, Lin Fang would probably think that the Patriarch was really angry now.
This acting is okay.
That's the case for the old opera bones.
"You Hohen, don't learn this, and don't learn that."
"Humph!!"
The Patriarch left in anger.
Brother Monkey was thoughtful, and subconsciously followed the Patriarch, but was stopped by Mingyue.
"You monkey, make your Patriarch angry now."
She made a face at Brother Monkey.
Then followed the ancestor.
Brother Monkey still wanted to say something, but before he could speak, the surrounding disciples gathered around.
"You monkey, make the Patriarch angry."
"The Patriarch is kind enough to teach you skills, but it's good for you to learn nothing."
"This is over. I have never seen the Patriarch angry since I entered the mountain. You have really made a big disaster this time. If you want me to go down the mountain as soon as possible, maybe there is still a chance."
"I said long ago that you shouldn't be too mad, but you didn't listen. Now it's causing trouble."
The disciples talked a lot.
It sounds like they care about them, but they blame him both inside and outside.
And after finishing talking, he broke up in a rush.
It's just that the corners of his mouth are smiling, and even the mood is a little bit happy.
Brother Monkey has made rapid progress before, although everyone hasn't said anything, but in his heart, he is still uncomfortable. At this time, seizing the opportunity, how can he not let it out.
Lin Fang looked at the back of these people and curled his lips.
It's really bad luck for Brother Monkey this time.
How do you know that this is Brother Monkey's greatest opportunity, and Brother Monkey will be the real Monkey King after tonight.
Brother Monkey didn't take everyone's words to heart, but was thinking about what the ancestor said just now.
"three?"
"three!!"
Brother Monkey was thinking of electricity, and instantly figured it out.
The corner of his mouth smiled: "Little turtle, let's go."
Two people walked out of the hall.
After reaching the pool in the mountain, Brother Monkey put the forest in the water and hurriedly turned and left.
And Lin Fang crawled into the pool lazily, looking for a place to hang up.
Tonight is an opportunity for Brother Monkey.
It has nothing to do with him.
He only needs to wait until tomorrow, after Brother Monkey has learned the 72 changes, he can look for Yang Chan to trade the exercises, and then he will be able to use two top-level exercises.
In the past six years, Yang Chan's cultivation has also progressed by leaps and bounds.
But for some reason, he has been stuck in Tianxian.
Never break through.
Brother Monkey also asked about this topic with concern, but Yang Chan kept secret and refused to answer.
So Brother Monkey didn't ask.
In the past two years, Yang Chan has been in retreat at every turn.
The time to leave the customs is getting less and less day by day, but the cultivation base is not good. Not only that, the body is getting weaker and weaker, but the cultivation base is also a sign of falling.
Various signs indicate that there is definitely something wrong with Yang Chan's body.
But she did not say.
Brother Monkey also had no chance to help her.
Thinking of this, Lin Fang gradually fell into a deep sleep.
A little bit of time passed.
It's midnight.
Lin Fang, who was hanging up and sleeping, was suddenly kicked out by the system.
"Ding, feel the interference from the outside world, the system automatically exits the on-hook state."
Lin Fang woke up blankly and looked around.
"Brother Lin Fang, Brother Lin Fang, are you awake?"
There was a cry above his head.
It's Monkey Brother.
Lin Fang was even more confused.
At this time, Brother Monkey, shouldn't they be in the ancestor's dormitory, and the two of them are doing ulterior things?
Why is he still here?
Lin Fang was puzzled, and soon surfaced.
"Brother Monkey, why are you still here?"
"Didn't the Patriarch tell you to go to his dormitory to talk about the philosophy of life in the middle of the night?"
Brother Monkey gave him a white look.
After staying with Lin Fang for a long time, he also learned some modern expressions.
Know what this philosophy of life means.
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