Reborn Turtle: Picked Up By Monkey King at the Beginning

A little time passed, and soon Brother Monkey and the others came over.

This morning, Yang Jian went out early to welcome the three of them. This treatment was simply too great. You must know that Erlang God is the master of the Jade Emperor.

Yang Chan stood beside him and looked up, "I don't know when my brother will come."

Yang Jian glanced at her: "Cough cough! Second brother is still here."

Yang Chan was a little embarrassed.

Lin Fang glanced at Yang Jian next to him: "Second brother, are you still eating Brother Monkey's flying vinegar? Let me tell you, just because sister Yang Chan has been in Beiju Luzhou for so many years, it's long been a long time ago that the two of them couldn't keep up..."

boom!

Snapped!

Lin let go.

Yang Jian kicked and Yang Chan slapped.

It should be said that they are brothers and sisters, this cooperation is too tacit.

After beating Lin Fang, Yang Chan blushed and said, "You, what nonsense are you talking about? I don't have one."

While Yang Jian breathed a sigh of relief, he glared at Lin Fang again: "Talking about my sister behind my back, believe it or not I will be happy to drink turtle soup one day?"

Lin Fang patted his **** and stood up from the ground.

He's not a big deal.

But Yang Chan's words shocked him a little!

"Fuck! You've been with Brother Monkey for so long, and he hasn't even once?"

How long has it been since?

not yet?

Brother Monkey is indeed a stone monkey, his heart is really hard.

Speaking of this, Yang Chan's face actually showed a bit of annoyance: "He... he is an idiot!"

After so many years, it is impossible to say that there is no suitable opportunity.

But every time Sun Wukong acted as if he hadn't seen it, and even Yang Chan had hinted it several times, but Sun Wukong still didn't react at all, like a stone.

Yang Jian looked at his sister's expression and fell into thought.

This is a problem!

Although he... but he can't delay his sister like this, he still has to find a way.

"Should I try it?"

Yang Jian's words shocked everyone present.

you try?

How to try?

Yang Chan is also vigilant!

"Second brother, don't you think..."

Yang Jian's face changed: "Where are you going? I mean you can try to get him drunk, and then... cough! You know what."

This is a good way.

but…

"How did you know?" Lin Fang looked at Yang Jian up and down.

I didn't expect you, Yang Erlang, to be such a person with thick eyebrows and big eyes!

Yang Chan's eyes also became strange.

Yang Jian immediately explained: "I also heard from my mother."

Mother!

This is an unfamiliar word.

The two siblings, Yang Jian and Yang Chan, haven't mentioned the word for a long time. Thinking back then, they had a family of five, but now there are only two left.

The expressions of both of them were a little sad and lost.

Lin Fang was more curious how Yao Ji knew about this method.

But he dared not ask, for fear of being beaten to death!

Erlangshen's realm is lower than him, but his combat power should be stronger than him. Lin Fang may be the most useless semi-sage in the Three Realms. After all, the other semi-sages are all old men who survived from the prehistoric period. He's a little cutie.

"But I think it's a good idea, why don't you try it?"

A smile appeared on Lin Fang's face.

There was also a smile on Erlang's face.

it is more than words.

…

For a moment, the funeral love came to them on a cloud.

And there are not three people, but four. Behind Zhu Bajie is a handsome brother, who looks like a tiger with a strong waist, clear eyebrows, and a protagonist's face.

Lin Fang was stunned: "Is this dear fellow Sha Wujing, the general of the Jade Emperor's Roller Curtain?"

Brother Jun clenched his fists and was a little shy: "Sha Wujing has seen Senior Lin, Fairy Yang Chan, and True Monarch Xiansheng."

Erlang God: "..."

His eyes were sharp.

"The Jade Emperor sent you down, there's no good intentions."

Sha Wujing was stared at the black line on his forehead.

This cannot be said casually.

If the funeral love is misunderstood, he may not survive tonight.

"The real monarch is joking, I... This little one was punished by His Majesty the Jade Emperor, how can that be sent by the Jade Emperor, hahaha."

Sha Wujing smiled dryly, sweat dripping from his forehead.

Erlang Shen didn't say anything, he turned his head to look at Brother Monkey, with a bright smile on his face, he said very enthusiastically: "Brother Monkey has not seen you for a long time, your style is even better than before."

Sun Wukong is a little weird.

Did Erlang Xianshengzhenjun take the wrong medicine? Why so enthusiastic?

"The true monarch is still the same."

But anyway, the courtesy is still needed.

"Then let's go ahead and talk."

"Good good."

A few people went inside.

Lin Fang approached the funeral and asked, "Why do you feel that Sha Wujing is so afraid of you?"

Sha Wujing is still sweating on his forehead.

Fu Ai thought about it for a while and said, "It may have been the last time that he cast a psychological shadow on him."

Then the funeral fell into memory.

It was a sunny and windy afternoon. The three of them were beating the demons violently, and they hit the Liusha River, and then Sha Wujing jumped out of the Liusha River.

If we come in the normal order, it must be after two fierce battles, everyone will clear the misunderstanding, the flood washed the Dragon King Temple, the family did not recognize the family, and went to the west…Kunlun in a peaceful manner.

But it's not surprising that it didn't come in the normal order.

As soon as Sha Wujing jumped out of the water, he was pinched by Fu Ai's big hand.

That pinch is dead!

Sha Wujing was stunned on the spot.

Is this my master?

Can he use my protection?

Why do I feel like I am a pendant, he is the thigh, okay?

But before he could think clearly, Fu Ai asked with a kind smile on his face: "This ugly little fish demon, do you like chopped peppers or braised it?"

At that moment, Sha Wujing seemed to see the Jade Emperor waving to him.

Then he resolutely cowardly.

Immediately, he took the initiative to clear up the misunderstanding.

It is impossible to fight, it is impossible to fight in this life.

This fight is good, chopped pepper fish head, bad fight, braised Tongtianhe big fish.

It's a death anyway!

After listening to his words, Fu Ai was a little disappointed.

"Oh! It's a day-to-day, you can't let the poor road open a meat, look at the pig next to you, how fat, but you can't eat it. You, you thought it was a gift from nature, and you can't eat it either."

Zhu Bajie and Sha Wujing both shivered.

Funeral love is no joke!

So Sha Wujing is very honest, even more honest than Zhu Bajie.

Anyway, Zhu Bajie dared to rely on the support of a sage and paddled while fighting, while Sha Wujing was conscientious and worked hard, rushing to do all the dirty and tiring work, for fear that the funeral love would not be pleasing to his eyes and he would come with a fish head and meat with chopped peppers.

After listening to the description of Funeral Love, Lin Fang didn't know what to say.

This is too tragic. When it comes to funeral love, Sha Wujing has really suffered from blood mold for eight lifetimes.