Reborn Turtle: Picked Up By Monkey King at the Beginning

After he had taken all he could, Lin Fang left with satisfaction. When he passed through Nantianmen, the two heavenly soldiers at the door saw him and sent him out with great enthusiasm.

Lin Fang disappeared without a trace after a fight.

Soon, he returned to Guanjiangkou.

Funeral Love stepped forward: "Did the Jade Emperor say anything?"

"that's it."

Lin Fang pouted.

He used to think that the Jade Emperor was useless, but only after the real contact did he see the selfishness of the Jade Emperor.

As the ruler of the Three Realms, he has an inescapable responsibility for everything in the Three Realms, but he pushed all the things this time on Fu Ai.

But what did burial love do wrong?

Buddhists kill, demons kill, the worst is not him.

"Let's see what the Jade Emperor does next."

Funeral mockery.

He seemed to have seen through everything.

Lin Fang took out a peach and took a bite. It was delicious, full of juice, sweet but not greasy, and fragrant. The key was to take a bite and make one's whole body full of energy, and there was a lingering aura that lingered in the body.

Fu Ai looked at him in surprise: "Pantao? Where did it come from?"

Lin Fang said while eating, "Before I left, I saw that there was no one in Pantao Garden, so I pulled up a few trees."

Buried love:"…"

His eyes widened suddenly.

What Lin Fang said was not picking a few peaches, but a few trees!

This Nima...

"How many have you pulled?"

Lin Fang finished eating the peaches, carefully collected the peach pits, and said, "You should ask me how much I have left."

Boo! It seems that Huo Huo is not light.

"Then how much do you have left?"

Lin Fang chuckled: "There's not one left, I even dig three feet into the ground."

The corners of Fu Ai's mouth twitched.

"Aren't you afraid of the Jade Emperor's anger?"

Lin Fang nibbled another peach and nodded, "No, it's been an eventful time recently, and the Jade Emperor has more important things to do. I'm not worthy of his distraction."

Funeral love does not speak.

Lin Fang is right, the Jade Emperor has something to do.

"Give me one."

Lin Fang took out one for burial love.

After Fu Ai took a bite, her eyes brightened a bit: "It's delicious."

After he finished eating the peach, he carefully put away the peach core, and then said, "Apart from the peach, what else did you do?"

He just asked casually.

But Lin Fang's expression became a little guilty: "Ah, this... didn't do anything."

When Fu Ai saw his expression, he knew there was something going on.

"What did you do?"

"I also stole all the medicine pills from Taishang Laojun."

Funeral love almost scared to death.

Stealing from saints?

"You're really not afraid of dying!"

Lin Fang forcefully said in a low voice, "Anyway, these things are given away for nothing, don't give them away for nothing."

Funeral Love said angrily, "Is it gone?"

Lin Fang suddenly smiled embarrassedly: "Hey! There is still a little thing."

Buried love:"…"

"what?"

Lin Fang whispered: "After stealing the medicinal pill, I also stole his magic weapon."

Funeral love doesn't know what to say: "You kid even dares to steal magic weapons, so you didn't bring anything else back except magic weapons?"

He wanted to see what else Lin Fang could steal.

"After stealing the magic weapon, I also stole the stove."

Stove, stove!

Lin Fang stole Taishang Laojun's alchemy furnace?

"Fuck, your kid is really dying, even stealing the alchemy furnace?"

"Apart from this, it should be gone, right?"

Fu Ai stared at him very seriously.

Lin Fang scratched his head: "I saw that the fire under the stove was good, so I stole the real fire of Samadhi."

Buried love:"…"

"Then what do you have left for the old gentleman?"

"Uh... He still has doors, windows, pillars, and beams, and the room is still spacious."

That is, there is nothing left.

The corners of Fu Ai's mouth twitched frantically, and a storm had already set off in his heart: "You really are not afraid of Taishang Laojun slapping you to death."

Lin Fang scratched his head: "Don't be afraid, I've already thought about it."

Funeral Love couldn't help but become interested: "Then what are you going to do?"

"I donated it to the Master Tongtian, the stove, the fire, and I gave it as a gift. I'll keep the panacea, the peach... I ate the peach, and I also gave the tree and soil."

This is looking for help.

Although the method is not good, the effect should be good.

Although the Tongtian Sect Master does not need a stove or fire, he likes to embarrass his elder brother.

After all, when he was conferred a **** back then, he almost suffered a pitfall.

But the peach tree...

"Would you consider selling the peach tree to Zhen Yuanzi, or wait for Tianting to come to you to recycle it, then we can start the price on the ground."

Sell ​​it to Zhen Yuanzi, the harvest is very small, but it is convenient.

Waiting for Heavenly Court to come over, I will gain a lot, but it is troublesome.

Lin Fang thought for a while and said, "Let's sell it to Zhen Yuanzi, and then let him deal with Tianting."

Funeral Love nodded, then got up and said, "Then let's talk about the distribution of things."

Lin Fang stood up and followed him out.

Good things come to those who see them.

Soon, Yang Jian and others arrived, and in front of them were piles of peaches and panacea. These things that are rarely seen in ordinary times can already be sold at this time.

Everyone was shocked by this scene.

Brother Monkey slammed his mouth twice: "Brother Lin Fang, are you going to rob Heaven?"

Lin Fang quickly waved his hand: "How dare I, I stole it from Heaven."

Yang Jian:"…"

Yang Chan: "…"

Brother Monkey: "…"

Don't dare to steal, only dare to steal, right?

The three were speechless.

Brother Monkey couldn't wait to pick up a peach and take a bite. His expression was quite intoxicated. The taste of this peach is definitely the best in the Three Realms.

He had one in his left hand and one in his right, and he enjoyed eating.

Yang Jian frowned slightly: "If you steal so much, Heavenly Court will definitely be angry."

Lin Fang waved his hand and said, "Don't be afraid, I also stole Taishang Laojun's alchemy furnace and Samadhi real fire. When the time comes, give these two things to the Tongtian sect master, and the sect master will definitely protect me."

When everyone heard the first half of the sentence, they were almost scared to death, even Yang Jian's expression changed.

But after listening to the second half of the sentence, all of them became contemplative.

After a while, they all understood what Lin Fang meant. Although the Tongtian Cult Master had a good relationship with Taishang Laojun, he would never refuse a chance to cheat on the big brother.

"That's doable."

Yang Jian was relieved and took a peach.

But he only took a few bites when he heard Lin Fang say, "Second brother has finished eating the peaches, let's go to Wuzhuang Temple again."

Yang Jian frowned slightly: "Where are you going?"

Lin Fang took a bite of the peach and said lightly, "I also pulled back the Pantao Peach trees in the Pantao Garden, and dug a lot of spiritual soil three feet into the ground. These things must be sold before the Heavenly Court notices them."

Yang Jian: "Cough!"

He almost didn't fall down in one breath.

Lin Fang took this one bomb at a time, and it was a little hard for him to accept it.