Affectionately pinched Li Mengyao's face, which was smoother than an eggshell
, soft, and the needle didn't poke!
"Stupid girl, don't read those poisonous chicken soup copywriting on the Internet, it's all foolish!" Li
Mengyao gently slapped Qin Hao's big hand away, and muttered with a dissatisfied face:
"No, it's a friend of mine, who has been with her boyfriend for more than eight years, and finally broke up, I'm worried that we will also come to that point!"
"Also, I!no!stupid!
" Qin Hao picked up the rice bowl and took a bite fiercely
, "Don't worry, we are childhood sweethearts who grew up together with bare butts, your sister-in-law has decided that you are a daughter-in-law, how can there be a chance to break up
!" "Mmmm, we will definitely be fine!"
After receiving Qin Hao's affirmative answer, Li Mengyao breathed a long sigh of relief, and the corners of her mouth unconsciously rose slightly
For her, being able to be with Qin Hao is more important than anything else.
"Stupid girl, eat more pig's head meat, replenish your brain, and purify your blind thoughts day by day!" Qin
Hao picked up a piece of pig's head meat, put it in Li Mengyao's bowl with a smile, and quipped.
"It's all
said, I'm not stupid, I'll beat you if you talk nonsense!" Li Mengyao clenched her little pink fist and raised her demonstratively in front
of Qin Hao, but in Qin Hao's eyes, this fierce and small appearance, how good it looks
! Salute slightly, I can't wait to immediately turn into a smoked Wukong and beat the white bone spirit!
"You're not stupid? Then I'll test your knowledge of history!" Qin
Hao put down the dishes and chopsticks and said with a smile.
You're not
stupid! Just like you stupid little girl, the traffickers sold you, and you still feel that "others are still weird
"! Today, my brother will teach you a lesson and increase your knowledge reserves!
And Li Mengyao heard that Qin Hao was going to test her historical knowledge, and instantly put down the rice bowl in her hand
, her eyes flashed with clear stupidity, but she still looked full of confidence, and said with great interest:
" Who is afraid of whom, I have a full score in the history subject of the college entrance examination, you can let the horse come!" Qin
Hao was not polite, smiled heartily, and said righteously
: "Tell me first, why did World War II last longer than World War I?"
At first glance, it is indeed a historical issue about modern history
, which seems to be a good batch, but in fact it is secretly murderous!
Li Mengyao did not realize that "this battle is not another war" at all, and without thinking about it, Zhu Li replied directly:
"This is not simple, of course, because World War II is more than the First World War and has a wider coverage!" Li
Mengyao brushed the sideburns at the corners of her ears, with a proud face
, such a simple question can even be answered by junior high school students
, and it is even easier for her as a doctor
, and there is no difficulty! But who knows, Qin Hao's next sentence will dry burn her CPU:
"Wrong! It's because Japan and Germany are more fierce!" (ಡωಡ)
Li Mengyao's face was stunned, and her brain fell into a state of downtime
, "Ah???
"What kind of answer is this???
Qin Hao showed a meaningful smile, put the rice bowl back up, and then said:
"So, you are still too young, and you will understand when you reach my age!"
Li Mengyao's mouth pursed, her face was full of unhappiness
, "I'm not convinced, come again
!" Qin Hao chuckled, like coaxing a child, and said softly:
"Okay, okay, then I'll test you again, what does it mean to change
your mind when you see different things?" "It means to change your mind when you see different things, especially because you don't have a firm will and don't like it single-mindedly, right?"
"It's wrong, it's that when you see a good-looking person of the opposite sex, you want to move to her house!"
Li Mengyao listened to Qin Hao's explanation, and couldn't wait to kick this goods into the ditch
, it was too annoying, not only tampered with history with his own strength, but also specially redefined the meaning of "seeing different thoughts",
Qin Hao's forcing is simply too shameless!
"You are making up nonsense, it doesn't count, you can make a new question!" "
What does the Analects mean by 'hearing the Tao, dying at night'?"
Smell the Tao in the morning, die at night!Describe the urgency of the pursuit of truth or some kind of faith! I don't believe you have any special understanding!"Having
said that, with Li Mengyao's understanding of Qin Hao, most of these people will say appalling words.
Sure enough
, I only heard Qin Hao say in surprise again:
"No, I heard about the way to your house in the morning, and I will go to your house in the evening and beat you to death!"
"Brother Hao, you are really omniscient and omnipotent!" Li
Mengyao clenched her silver teeth and said in a mocking tone.
Mr. Lu Xun once said: "Thick-skinned, eat enough, thin-skinned, can't eat
!" (Lu Xun: Boy, I've put up with you for a long time!)
Therefore
, Qin Hao's skin is thicker than the old sow's buttocks, and he didn't take this little ridicule to heart at all
, "That's not it, I haven't studied biology well, and now I need to ask a biology teacher to help me with one-on-one in-depth guidance every night!"
Li Mengyao was stunned when she heard
this, she didn't get Qin Hao's point at all, Qin Hao smiled, and didn't care
, the white paper is dyed "my color", you need to take your time, don't worry!
"Don't think about it, let's eat quickly, the dishes are cold!"
After a while
, the two of them who had cleaned up sat on the sofa and watched the soap opera
, under the dim rippling light, Qin Hao inadvertently took Li Mengyao's soft and boneless little hand
, hey, it was so slippery, it was so tender!
Li Mengyao didn't resist, and let Qin Hao caress him wantonly
, "Mengyao, do you want to be a martial artist?"
The Li family is one of the top wealthy families in the Demon City, and the ancient martial artist is no stranger to
Li Mengyao, but it is still a little impractical
to become an ancient martial artist, "Ah? Why do you want to become an ancient martial artist if you have nothing to do? I have already missed the best age to practice martial arts!"
At this time, Qin Hao's hand had unconsciously climbed up Li Mengyao's willow waist, but he smiled with a pretended flat smile on his face:
" It's okay, I got a technique suitable for the two of us to practice together today, regardless of talent and age!
" Speaking of this, Qin Hao smiled mysteriously, and his voice was three points lower
, "And practicing this exercise can beautify and nourish your face, and your youth will last forever, are you sure you don't want to try it?"
Different from those evil Dao exercises that collect yang and replenish yin, "Yang Yang Wanyan Jue" pursues yang and yang, and the two poles complement each other
It is the dual fusion of soul and body, and both sides of the cultivator can reap the benefits and cultivate the Great Dao together.
Hearing this
, Li Mengyao's face suddenly turned happy, and her beautiful eyes were crystal clear
, "Really?"
"Of course it's true!" "Then let's try it
!" "Elbow, go to your room, I'll teach you!"
After speaking, Qin Hao picked up Li Mengyao, walked into the room quickly, and closed the door by the way...
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