Reborn Wife Strikes Back in the 80s

The latest website: Director Chen can't laugh or cry, this little girl is quite vengeful.

But of course he wouldn't expose it, whoever called that person had bad intentions.

"Can you watch it now?" The long-haired youth was already exhausted.

"Don't look at it, I'll give you a refund for the colonoscopy!" Guo Xiang continued to write the medical records, "When you go back, you should eat, drink, and do whatever you want."

"You, what do you mean?" The long-haired young man's face changed greatly, his voice trembled, "You mean I have a terminal illness? Can it be cured?"

For the past two days, he has been muttering in his heart, how come his butt is all blue, and he hasn't been beaten. And he hasn't been embarrassed to say, not only the buttocks, but also the front is discolored, he is afraid, it won't work in the future, right?

Now that I heard Guo Xiangyi say that I was scared to death, is it really terminally ill? Don't even need to be cured?

"I didn't say it!" Guo Xiang raised his eyebrows and opened a refund form, "You're not sick at all, your butt is dyed, and you bought your underwear from a stall, right? Are you greedy for cheap? The quality is not good!"

Guo Xiang said slowly: "Also, you should wash your jeans before you buy them back, otherwise it's not just your butt, but tomorrow your whole body, oh, no, your lower body will change color, that's really a chameleon!"

"You, are you playing me?" The long-haired young man realized that he was played by Guo Xiang, and became furious, "I'm going to sue you!"

"How did I play you? Didn't I know that I found a problem and asked you to refund the fee? I didn't charge you more money, you have to thank me, otherwise you will be punished for spending money and chrysanthemum, I'm all for your own good Ah." Guo Xiang looked at the young man with a faint smile.

He slapped the refund form on his hand, "Go and refund it, don't delay, it's time to get off work later."

"You, you, you..." The long-haired youth was completely speechless and walked out angrily.

The few people in the back couldn't help laughing.

Director Chen looked helpless and pointed at Guo Xiang, "You..."

There is love in the eyes, this girl is so interesting.

"Who made him want to tease me? Is this girl so easy to tease?" Guo Xiang raised his eyebrows, and couldn't help but laugh when he thought of the situation just now.

"But how do you know that his body is dyed? Haven't his pants been taken off yet?" An Zehan asked curiously.

"I have clairvoyance!" Guo Xiang said half-jokingly, but they certainly wouldn't believe it, "Actually, when he started to make belts, I saw that his waist was a little blue, and it looked like the clothes were faded and dyed, only But he doesn't know."

Everyone laughed.

I ate lunch at noon, and no one came to see the doctor in the afternoon.

It was just after get off work that someone came again.

It was still a family of three.

The husband took his wife and children, went to the anorectal department to look at this and that, and said to the wife next to him, "Take Ni'er to the female doctor, and I will go to the old doctor."

"Okay!" The female patient nodded and walked to Guo Xiang, holding the child's hand.

"Where is it uncomfortable?" Guo Xiang asked.

I'm very curious. It's really rare for a family of three from the anorectal department to see a doctor. Could it be that they all got hemorrhoids?

It is not impossible, the child is still so young, it is not easy to get this disease.

"My family of three has blood in the stool!" the female patient said embarrassedly, "even the urine is red."

"Ah?" Guo Xiang was startled, wouldn't he? Isn't it poisoning?

"Does your stomach hurt?" Guo Xiang asked.

"It doesn't hurt, that's what makes us weird. We think it should be fine, but we're worried about what happens if it's a serious illness." The female patient said worriedly.

Director Chen's face over there also became serious, with an incredible look on his face.

Guo Xiang thought for a while, "What did you eat? Pig blood? Chicken blood? Duck blood? Eating this black stool looks like blood in the stool."

"No, even if you eat urine, it won't be red, right?"

"That's true." Guo Xiang pondered, what causes hematuria, or is it just a simple discoloration?

It suddenly occurred to me that a colleague in my previous life had mentioned a similar example, but it was just a joke at the time.

But it's still possible.

"Put your hand up and I'll take a look!" Guo Xiang said.

The female patient put her hand on the table, Guo Xiang took her pulse, and sure enough, nothing happened.

"Has your bowel movements been particularly smooth these past two days? Are there still grains of sesame-like things in your bowel movements?" Guo Xiang said with a smile.

"How do you know?" The patient was shocked, "I'm still wondering, I didn't eat sesame, why did I pull out the sesame?"

Guo Xiang "pu chi" smiled, and it really was the reason.

"You are not sick, did you eat red heart dragon fruit? You have eaten a lot."

"What is a red heart dragon fruit?" The female patient was surprised.

"You don't know?" This time it was Guo Xiang's turn to be surprised. "It's red skin, red meat inside, and small black seeds."

"So it's called red heart dragon fruit?" The female patient suddenly realized, "Don't say that the fruit is delicious and sweet, we ate several of them without restraint."

"A cousin of mine brought it here from the south. I've never seen it before, and he didn't say that it would happen after eating it. It really scared me to death." The female patient patted her chest, "That's all right. already?"

"Yeah, it's fine, as long as you don't eat for two days." Guo Xiang smiled.

Looking at Director Chen again, his face was serious, and he was already prescribing a checklist for the patient. It is estimated that I don't know about it yet. After all, many northerners in the south have never seen fruit in this period, and it is normal to not understand it.

Guo Xiang walked over and told Director Chen.

"Really, there is such a thing?" Director Chen was surprised.

"Really, it will be fine in two days." Guo Xiang smiled.

"I'll just say, how could there be an accident in a family of three, fortunately you know a lot." Director Chen smiled, tore up the checklist, and said to the patient, "You heard that too, it was caused by eating that dragon fruit. It’s normal if you don’t eat it. You go back and stop for two days to have a look. If this is the case, it means this is the reason, so don’t use it.”

"Really? Thank you, doctor." The male patient breathed a sigh of relief, and was really frightened. Forget about his husband and wife, how much would he have to suffer when a child is so young? It turned out to be just an oolong?

Fortunately, I went to see a doctor, otherwise I wouldn't be scared to death.

As soon as a few people left, He Jiaming and the others gathered around, "Xiao Guo, what is a dragon fruit? What does it look like?"

Guo Xiang smiled, "This dragon fruit is a southern fruit, we shouldn't have to sell it here, it's just like this..."

Guo Xiang used a red pen to draw the shape of the dragon fruit, round or oblong, with round leaves on the epidermis, which looks interesting.

"Don't say I have never seen this kind of fruit, it looks like a hydrangea." He Jiaming said.

"There are two kinds of dragon fruit, white heart and red heart. The white heart is fine, and the red heart contains a lot of anthocyanins, so the color of the stool and urine will change. "

"However, the red heart dragon fruit is very sweet and has a high sugar content, so diabetics can't eat it." Guo Xiang said.

"Increased knowledge." Several people nodded.

"You're really good, you know so much?" He Jiaming patted Guo Xiang on the shoulder, "Have you eaten it too?"

"I've eaten it!" Guo Xiang smiled. In the past life, this fruit was very popular, and it was also sold in the north. Besides, she also ate the most expensive fruit from her family. It's just that these fruits are still rare in the north, and they are still rare.

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