Reborn Zombie Supreme

The mansion of the Minister of War has three entrances and three exits, and a guest room with a closed door in the backyard.

Huang Chuping meditated and closed his eyes.

A wisp of cigarette smoke floats in the room, and the smoke is thick, making it feel like you are in a fairyland.

Huang Chuping seemed to be still sitting cross-legged in the room, but in fact his consciousness had already gone to heaven.

As soon as they arrived at Nantianmen, a spear was placed in front of Huang Chuping.

"Golden Turtle! Nantianmen is also a place where you can break into without permission?"

A bearded man descended from the sky and blocked Huang Chuping's path.

"General, please be accommodating. I want to see the Bodhisattva..."

"I can't care whether you see the Bodhisattva or not, but if you dare to break into Nantianmen without permission, I will definitely kill you!"

Seeing the fierce look of the general, Huang Chuping nodded and prepared to leave.

But suddenly he saw a familiar face walking out of the Nantianmen. The general who had treated Huang Chuping harshly just now was very polite to him.

"Lan Caihe, how are you? Did you get scolded like crazy?"

"Stop talking, it's true from above... without any help, just relying on Brother Bing and I to spend dozens of days to gather six people who are destined to be together will be as difficult as climbing to the sky. You said waiting for the devil to pick up If we connect the demon world and the fairy world, then the world will be in chaos. Will it be unlucky if the situation above is different? Why are you still so unconcerned?"

"There is a plan from above. Maybe everything is in the plan from above. Lan Caihe, be careful what you say!"

The Heavenly General tried to persuade him, but when he saw Huang Chuping still standing and not leaving, he raised his spear and fired at him, "Aren't you going to leave?"

Huang Chuping did not dare to stay any longer and flew down to the fairyland on the clouds.

"Who is that person?" Lan Caihe asked curiously.

"The Thousand-Year Golden Turtle of Yaochi secretly poured Yaochi water into the world a few days ago, but was thrown into it by the Queen Mother and reincarnated again."

"Oh" Lan Caihe didn't care much. Let alone a golden elixir-level monk, even if the immortal stood in front of her, she wouldn't care.

"Wude Xingjun's group of people are missing. The superiors have also paid attention. It should take less than two days to find out the reason. You must be tired. I will go to the human world first. Brother Bing is waiting for me."

"Oh, go ahead." The general nodded.

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Inn,

"This is a black shop you have here!"

Similar episodes have been repeated over the past few years.

He Xiangu is also becoming more and more beautiful. Since she learned two "immortal cultivation techniques" from her cousin Zhang Guolao, she has become more beautiful and charming.

"Black shop?" He Xiangu couldn't bear to hear this sentence the most.

She jumped up to the table, kicked away the steamed buns, squatted in front of the man just now, and patted his shoulder gently, "I am a very reasonable person. You can tell me if you have any dissatisfaction~"

Click! Snapped--

There was a sound of bone cracking,

The diners were lying on the table, their shoulders slumped limply.

"No, no, there's nothing to be unhappy about!"

"I am a very reasonable person~" He Xiangu jumped off the table with satisfaction and clapped her hands.

"Cousin, a new guest is here, go say hello!"

Zhang Guolao passed by He Xiangu and pointed at the door.

Five people came and divided into two groups.

A handsome man holding a sword, followed by an ordinary-looking woman. The two were talking and laughing, they were a group of people.

There are three people left,

One has a wretched appearance, picks his nose, and has a mole on the corner of his mouth.

The other one had a fierce look, with a sword in his left hand, and roughly held the hand of an old lady with his right hand.

"Mom! I'll bring you a nice meal today!" The fierce-looking man spoke in a loud voice.

"No, it's not easy for you to make some money, no, no," the old lady was blind.

"I'm being filial! Mom, sit down first and I'll order your food!"

The fierce-looking man pushed his wife onto a stool and sat down, ordered He Xiangu to come over and pour some water, and then pulled the wretched man aside.

"How is it?" He pointed at his mother.

"I'm talking about Tieguai Li. Although my uncle Cao Guo is lustful, your wife is too old for her taste."

"You still want to have sex with my mother? I mean that bracelet on her hand!"

The blind old lady wears this dark green bracelet on her wrist, which shines brightly.

"This... you have to bring it over and let me take a look." Uncle Cao Guo dug his teeth and picked out some chive greens. "Bah! You also know that as informants, we have to bear great risks, so every Information is extremely valuable.”

"I know! I know!" he shouted, drawing the attention of everyone in the inn.

"Sorry, sorry, everyone!" The fierce-looking Tieguai Li bowed his hands in all directions in embarrassment.

Then he said to Uncle Cao Guo, "I just know that you, the informants, are intolerable, so I brought my mother here. The bracelet on her hand has been worn by me since I was a child. It must be a treasure! I have been working as a police officer for a long time." The case hasn’t been solved for many years, so I really need your information!”

"Bring it here and take a look." Uncle Cao Guo's eyes rolled around, and finally he placed them on He Xiangu, exclaiming, "It's really the best!"

Tieguai Li has returned to his mother.

"Son, didn't you say you wanted to eat? Why hasn't the food been served?"

"Here! Here! Mom, I'll treat you to hot pot today!" Looking at the hot pot brought by Zhang Guolao, Tieguai Li raised his hand and smashed the soup pot on top, leaving only the hot pot filled with red charcoal. small copper stove.

"Hot pot? It's so expensive, don't eat it..." The blind old lady felt sorry for her son's meager salary.

The stove was placed on the table, and Tieguai Li grabbed his mother's hand and baked it on it.

The bracelet is difficult to take off after being worn on the wrist for a long time. He just thought of this trick, it would be easier to take it off after baking it.

"How can you not eat? I am filial!"

"It's so hot..."

"It's hot pot, of course it's hot, please bear with it!"

Everyone around, good and evil, gritted their teeth angrily when they saw this scene, secretly thinking that this was really not a human being, and that his own mother was also harmed. The blind old lady didn't know her son's plan yet, and mistakenly thought that he really wanted to fulfill his filial duty, and she was about to be killed with both hands. The knife chopped it off, but I was still moved to tears.

"Benevolence, righteousness, filial piety, brotherhood, loyalty and trust are the six pearls that help the world."

Zhang Guolao leaned against the wooden stairs and turned his head to take in all the guests on the first floor under his eyes.

Except for Lu Dongbin and Lan Caihe, who were already eating at the side, the remaining six people from the Eight Immortals had six short performances each.

That is: unkindness, unrighteousness, unfilial piety, disloyalty, unfaithfulness.

He represents unkindness.

The birthmark is on the tongue.

Zhang Guolao turned his head and met Lu Dongbin's gaze.

"Hehe~" He put on a mean smile, "This handsome guy, don't look at me like this~"

"Ugh~" Lu Dongbin felt nauseated and looked away.

"What? I thought you wanted to get to know someone~" Zhang Guolao snorted and walked out of the inn on catwalks.

"This guy is weird." Lan Caihe squinted after taking a bite of duck meat.

"Ah, bah, bah, it's so salty!"

"What did you say?" He Xiangu, who couldn't bear to hear others say there was something wrong with her store, came over.

"Lan Caihe, go out and follow that rabbit, he is definitely weird!"

"Going to pick up girls again..." Lan Caihe twitched the corner of his mouth, but followed Zhang Guolao obediently.

Zhang Guolao was riding a donkey, squinting, and walking leisurely out of the city.

"Just in time to catch you and interrogate you!" Lan Caihe clenched his fists.

When we arrived outside the city, a cloud floated overhead, and the lid of a pot fell down.

The donkey walking in front suddenly stopped.

Pa~

A hand gently patted Lan Caihe's shoulder.

"Dare I ask, are you the Immortal of the Immortal Realm?"

Lan Caihe turned her head stiffly. Under the dark clouds, she could only see a pair of eyes outlined by cinnabar.