Reborn Zombie Supreme

The moon sets against the clouds, the rooster crows at the fifth watch, and dawn breaks.

"Hehehe~, cousin, cousin, I'm coming~"

The police captain was drunk and cowardly. After a night of drinking, he was helped back to the township office by a group of subordinates. He turned on his toes as he approached the door.

"Captain, it's already dawn, wouldn't it be a good idea to disturb the lady?"

The policeman with the left side of his eyes looking forward and the right side looking out, suggested.

"Snapped!"

The slap hit the squinting policeman on the ear, and the wind blew into his head. The policeman spun around in a circle and collapsed to the ground.

There are stars in his eyes.

"I, I am the captain, you are... the captain? Ah! Believe it or not, I shot... and killed..."

"You are, you are~"

Another tall and thin man hurriedly helped the police captain and complimented him: "You forgot, the Western doctor examined Ritsuji and said he had exotropia caused by myopia. He must have... something..." He is blind, of course his bear-like appearance cannot comprehend how handsome you are, captain!"

"You are still good at talking, Deng Zi. Lu Er, I will deal with you after I take down my cousin!"

"Just think of him as a fart and let it go"

Deng Zi winked at Lu Er. Lu Er was very angry with the captain who always hit and scolded him, but his body rolled up flexibly and bowed, "Captain, I wish you success immediately, success immediately, and success even after you get off the horse."

He knows just one idiom, and he can also make up a dozen with rhymes.

"You kid can tell"

The police captain drunkenly patted Lu Er on the shoulder, and then lowered his voice and said: "I will go get my cousin later and ask her to introduce me to Marshal Xu. Then my brothers will go to town with me. It will be popular." Why do you have to carry a gun and run three times a day if you drink spicy food? You ride in a foreign car in the morning and evening, and listen to music in a restaurant when you have nothing to do!"

The eyes of several policemen were straightened, and their hearts moved when they heard this.

"Captain, do you still need to apply wax on your gun?"

Deng Zi said something and took out a small porcelain vase from his hand.

I bought this from the place in town where I practice Guan Gong's sword and fire-breathing spear.

Generally, there are jugglers at the market stalls on the streets. After all, there are only a few people who reward them with money, so they just buy some Dali pills and aphrodisiacs.

If this thing doesn't work, no one will be embarrassed to come and find fault. All they do is dumb business.

The small bottle of "wax" held in Deng Zi's hand was a good medicine for external application. Many widows and daughters-in-law tried it and threw away all their reputations, spreading their legs and waiting for it to come.

"Although I, the captain, will rarely use this thing, I still need to be prepared... ahem"

After collecting the "wax" without leaving any trace, the police captain turned around and was about to leave when he suddenly said, "I heard that my cousin is still a baby. We are going to do something exciting later. No matter who calls for help, we are not allowed in! Come quickly." I'll kill him!"

"Yes, yes, captain, don't worry, I wish you a good time, captain!"

"Huh huh" the police captain shrugged proudly, "squeak~" he opened the door and walked in.

The lewd laughter accompanied the movement of the door closing: "Cousin, I'm coming~"

The few policemen who had just nodded their heads suddenly pouted, "If he doesn't apply wax, he has to pull up his pants in just one sip of tea, so let's just let him collapse on the bed."

"But don't tell me, the captain's cousin's breasts are really big..."

"..."

…

The police captain bolted the door with his backhand and saw his cousin He Feng lying on her side with her back to him. He forced out a lewd smile on his drunken face: "Hey, cousin, it's like three autumns after not seeing me for one night. Can you let me touch your hand?" "

He Feng's face was pressed against the wall, a pair of corpse teeth exposed, and panic flashed in his eyes.

However, he still reached out to the police captain who was leaning over the bed.

"Slippery! Slipperier than mutton-fat jade!"

The police captain grabbed He Feng's arm and tasted it carefully. It was strange to say that He Feng had been wearing gauze gloves earlier, and the police captain could feel the calluses scratching his body even if he scratched it. He couldn't have made it without carrying a basket that was four or five years old.

I grabbed it in my hand today and it felt even slipperier than the hands of those pampered nuns~

His hands couldn't be more honest. He climbed up He Feng's wrist and pinched his shoulder. Seeing that his cousin He Feng didn't struggle, the police captain secretly thought something was up.

Suddenly He Feng turned over and sat up, breaking away from his hand.

He had also sobered up a bit, and thought to himself that it was terrible.

Don't be too impatient to do anything bad. If you forcefully lift the gun and mount the horse today, your chances of climbing onto Marshal Xu's chariot will be slim!

Unexpectedly, He Feng suddenly put her hands on his neck and rubbed it gently.

"Comfortable~ It's so comfortable, cousin~"

The police captain thought to himself: "It turns out she is a slut, that's easy!"

He didn't see it, but He Feng slowly opened his collar, opened his mouth wide, and slowly moved his ugly corpse teeth closer to the police captain's neck.

"vomit"

He Feng retched, and it turned out that there was a pustule as big as a child's fist where she wanted to slit!

The pustules are glowing with white light and may explode at any time!

"What's wrong? Cousin~"

The police captain turned his head with a smile and saw his cousin looking at him with a ferocious face, a pair of long corpse teeth sticking out!

…

outside the house,

The two policemen huddled together, lit matches and lit cigarettes.

"Help! Zombie!"

The policeman who was smoking suddenly raised his head and bumped into his companion, "Oh no, the captain is in danger!"

"Hey! What a fuss!"

The companion held his shoulders and said leisurely with a cigarette in the corner of his mouth:

"Have you forgotten what the captain ordered?"

"No matter who calls for help, they are not allowed in." The policeman then remembered.

"You must be playing tricks. If you don't believe me, why don't you listen again?"

The two of them winked and got closer, and just then they heard the captain's soul-crushing shout from inside, which had a bit of a despicable smell.

"Cousin, it feels so comfortable~"

inside the house,

Cousin He Feng was pressing down on the police captain on the bed, with her mouth on his neck.

Corpse teeth penetrated the flesh and punctured blood vessels.

Blood poured into He Feng's throat, and she swallowed it down.

The red light in her eyes grew stronger and stronger, but the police captain's aura became weaker and weaker...

It was not until night that the door was opened again.

"Captain! That's awesome!"

As soon as the police captain came out, his subordinates gave him a thumbs up.

"snort!"

It was dark, the lights were dim, and the few policemen only saw their captain waving again, and followed him in confusion.

Oops!

As soon as they entered the door, they saw the captain's cousin, naked, with her smooth back facing them.

A few people tried to move over to take a look at the front.

The captain smiled strangely and locked the door.

The black clouds became thicker and thicker, and there was no moonlight. Several screams broke through the roof, and were finally blocked by the black clouds in mid-air.

"ah!!!"

…

"Master, let's go pick up that kid"

Ahao couldn't sit still and urged Taoist Yimei.

"The Western zombie hasn't been found yet. The little guy will have no problem following his uncle."

"That white-haired zombie knows how to suck blood. If you follow him, you might learn bad things!"

"well"

Taoist priest Yimei stood up. His stomachache had long since healed, and he walked back and forth in the main room with his hands behind his back.

"Let's go and pick him up!"

"Yes, master!"

Ahao and Fang were overjoyed. In order to show their sincerity, the three of them went there with bare hands.

As long as He Cheng didn't have any real intention to harm others, they had no choice but to kill the little zombie's uncle.

As soon as the three of them left the house, they met a fellow villager: "Uncle, third uncle, you're not going to sleep at night, why don't you go out for a walk?"

Farmers, in poor areas, those with wives can still do some tinkering at night, while those without wives go to bed early.

Not many people go out on the streets in the dark.

"It's the township office. Shots were fired. Let's gather in front of the gate of the township office."

"Township office? What the hell are you doing!"

The three masters and apprentices subconsciously realized that something was wrong. There must be a monster when something went wrong. The masters and apprentices temporarily changed their route and headed towards the township office.