Recharge as a gift to your girlfriend, and the street advertisement comes true!

To say that advertising can blow.

His family ranked third, and absolutely no other brother dared to stand in front of his family.

What a few cuts

! What a free gift!

It's all fooling people.

At the beginning, I clicked in, cut down more than 80% with the first knife, and I was about to get free things.

Then you call friends and invite people to cut off a few cents for every knife!

Seeing that you are still a few knives away from getting zero yuan to buy, unwilling you ask grandpa to tell grandma to find someone to help, but this can't cut the last hundred million points....

99.1％...... 99.2...... 99.91...... Until the sky is wasted and the earth is old....

So you get tired, desperate, give up.

Just

some time ago, there was an online anchor who gathered tens of thousands of troops in the live broadcast room to chop fruits13.

Under tens of thousands of knives, the decimal point still does not lose a penny.

For this, it was also on the news.

Maybe someone got a free product, but it's definitely not us ordinary people.

Just like some lotteries....

Only those "lucky ones" will receive the prize happily.

In short, it's a

pit! A giant pit

! The kind of pit where the dead don't pay for their lives!

I think it was.

Ye Pupil was pit by this activity to seek relatives and friends in various chat groups, and received countless contempt and ridicule, as well as various moments of social death.

For this reason, he was also scolded by Li Feifei to the point of blood!

It was not until he was pitted many times, and he woke up until he vomited blood.

Since then, fight less than those blowing the sky, all kinds of free fruit machines, IPAD awards waiting for you to get, 9.9 to grab Wuling Hongguang....

Ye Pupil directly chose to ignore it

! [Ding! An advertisement detected...] [Ding! An advertisement detected

...] [Ding! An advertisement

detected

......]

One click to open the APP, the system prompt sound continues to sound, and even some delay stutters.

Ye Pupil's eyes suddenly lit up, and his expression raised his arm excitedly!

"Good fellow!" "

I was miserable by Fight Shao Shao before, this time there must be no revenge, there are grudges and complaints!"

The app opening ad is [Congratulations on getting the full cash back red envelope].

Ye Pupil smiled coldly.

As soon as it comes in, the routine begins.

The finger pokes the cow colored button in the middle of the red envelope.

It suddenly appears neurotically, and a lottery rotation appears.

They are: thank you for your patronage, 10 cash red envelopes, full coupon.

At the time of the lottery, 100% will not be drawn to thank you for your patronage, either in the cash red envelope or in the full coupon.

Don't be happy if you win a red envelope.

Because you have entered a new routine.

He has a limit of low to no bottom line, and the money you have in this red envelope can only be used for products that far exceed ten yuan.

No matter what you buy with this red envelope, you can't take advantage.

The full refund coupon is even more pitted.

In particular, you have to invite countless friends and family to help you really use this coupon of 1,000 yuan.

As for whether you can successfully get the authenticity of this ticket.

Oh

! Do you believe it?

The pit daddy thing that opens his eyes and says nonsense

! It is completely playing consumers as monkeys

! False advertising can achieve such a shameless degree, and it can be regarded as a master!

Ye Pupil sneered, and his finger poked at the screen again.

The hand of the draw wheel spins rapidly.

Soon.

The pointer stops at the full rebate coupon.

The familiar routine did not appear.

Subsequently.

A prompt message popped up.

【Congratulations! Get the full coupon.】

"Hahaha... Day you horse!" Ye

Pupil couldn't help but burst into tears, laughing out of tears!

Finally cut the dog day to fight less leeks.

That feeling of revenge is no less than eating a free meal of overlord seafood!

Ye Pu directly used this full refund coupon to buy fifty pairs of underwear.

Then, the mad journey of wool began.

All free orders are opened, all buy, buy, buy!!

"Congratulations on winning the free place of the aerial photography drone, free postage sending, is packaging and shipping..." "Congratulations on winning the free place of the fruit mobile phone 13, free postage sending, is packaging and shipping..." "Congratulations on winning the free place of Haier refrigerator, free postage sending,

is packaging and shipping

..."

"Congratulations on smoking Mr. China's free place in the smoking machine, free postage delivery, is being packaged and shipped..................

Ye Pupil turned on the madness mode, focusing on expensive points, not expensive points.

Whether useful or not, all valuable home appliances, computers, mobile phones, and battery cars are not spared.

In less than five minutes, his dropshipping page went straight to 99+.

Not only that.

Ye Pupil also bit by point all the valuable products on the 9.9 super purchase page.

"Ding! Congratulations on your chopping! Your camera is shipping, the goods will be delivered to you as soon as possible..."

"Ding! Congratulations on chopping it! Your Wuling Hongguang car is being shipped, and the goods will be delivered to you

as soon as possible..."

Your H limited edition bag is being shipped, and the goods will be delivered to you as soon as possible..." Your

ticket to Nigeria has been issued, the order number is DADGWE..."

It took Ye Pupil a full hour to go through all the high-priced things.

Just the page to be received becomes 99+.

Call it useful or not.

What you buy is a cool.

He finally experienced the pleasure of a woman's shopping!

During this period, some departments are about to fry!

......

Fight less and less headquarters building.

A glasses guy in the marketing department came back with a bubble of urine.

Seeing a large number of zero yuan purchases and 9.9 special purchase orders popping up on the computer screen, I directly wet the crotch of my pants.

The glasses brother trembled and climbed to the computer, checked the orders one by one, and after confirming that he was not accidentally set up, he breathed a long sigh of relief.

"

God forbid, it's not my reason, otherwise I can't afford to work for a lifetime." "

Groove manager, something happened! Something went wrong!"

After the marketing manager knew about this, he rushed directly to the technical department.

"Lao Cao, you guys have a big accident, don't come and see it! We have been fucked!" "

Fart! How can we be fucked? No, we are not doing market planning!"