Red Envelope Group of the Three Realms
Chapter 1688: Perfect counterattack (1)
Chang'e Fairy: Little North Brother! I know, you are hiding the truth to protect me ... but today is the Qixi Festival, I think we can make it public!
Shen Gongbao: What is public?
Marshal Canopy: What's public?
Group friends: What is public? ? ?
"What's public?" Looking at the screen, Chen Xiaobei froze for a moment.
"No!" Chen Xiaobei carefully calculated, and said, "Today is the Qixi Festival. Sister Chang'e interrupts Shen Gongbao at this time, definitely to help me! At this moment, there is only one way to help me! understood!"
Chen Xiaobei: Until now! I have nothing to hide! In fact, Chang'e Fairy and I are in love and have been in love for a long time. They are very loving couples!
Shen Gongbao: What! ? how can that be! ?
Marshal Canopy: Impossible! This is absolutely impossible! How could my goddess fall in love with someone else!
All friends: No! Chang'e Fairy is the first beauty in the Three Realms! We all still remember her!
Chang'e Fairy: It's true, I have liked elder brother Bei long ago! And, he likes me too, so ... we're together ... (嘤 嘤 嘤)
Marshal Canopy: No! I do not believe! I don't believe it ... (crash)
Chen Xiaobei: Believe it or not, this is the truth anyway! (Shrugs)
Chang'e Fairy: Yes! (Love)
Shen Gongbao: Long-distance love? Online dating? How about you two lied to a three-year-old child? This must have been made up by you, I absolutely don't believe it!
Marshal Canopy: Exactly! Shen Shangxian is right! The two of you are just trying to grab a red envelope, deliberately impersonating a couple, don't think we are cheating!
Chang'e Fairy: How can I be a kid with my good reputation as a girl? What I said is real! Brother Xiaobei and I are really a couple!
Shen Gongbao: Editor! Then edit! Unless you can produce evidence, I will never believe it!
Marshal Canopy: Exactly! You say you are couples! I also said that I am the husband of Chang'e Fairy! If you can't produce evidence, it's nonsense!
Lei Zhenzi: Hmm! This statement makes sense, everything must be evidence! Anyone can make a mess, without evidence, no one will believe it!
Tu Xingsun: Yeah! Chang'e Fairy is the first beauty in our three realms! Without evidence, the fool would not believe that she would like mortals!
"That's troublesome ..."
Looking at the information on the screen, Chen Xiaobei had a headache: "This incident was originally a temporary rescue of Chang'e sister. I was totally unprepared in advance. Where can I find evidence?"
The facts are before us, although the Chang'e fairy comes to the rescue, claiming to be Chen Xiaobei's lover. But Shen Gongbao is not vegetarian!
If no evidence is available, Shen Gongbao will absolutely not admit the relationship between Chen Xiaobei and Chang'e Fairy, and Chen Xiaobei will definitely not be allowed to participate in grabbing red envelopes!
In this way, the situation will return to the original dead situation, and there is still no solution!
Chang'e Fairy: Do you want evidence? Then look good! This evidence is known to everyone in the group!
Shen Gongbao: What! You really have evidence!
Chang'e Fairy: Of course! At the beginning of the establishment of the Three Realms Red Packet Group, when the first couplet PK contest, my little North brother once gave me a couplet! @ 李白 @ 杜甫, do you remember Shixian Shisheng?
Li Bai: Of course I remember! Xiaobei Shangxian's pair of couplets was so shocking that we all drank ghosts and gods, comparing us all!
Shen Gongbao: What ... what couplets ...
Du Fu: Yes, there are ten thoughts in the Shanghai United League. The second couplet is, the eight eyes are rewarded together, the flowers and the moon are rewarded, and Chang'e is rewarded!
Li Bai: Wonderful! After looking back, it's still wonderful!
Chang'e Fairy: Shenxian! Do you see it! This is my brother Bei sends me couplets! I was so impressed by his literary talents that I really admired him, and finally came together with him!
Shen Gongbao: Come here less! With a couplet, captured the heart of the first beauty in the Three Realms? You are my three year old!
Chang'e Fairy: No wonder Shen Shang was single for tens of thousands of years! You don't know women too!
Shen Gongbao: Who ... who said I've been single for tens of thousands of years ... (blush)
Chang'e Fairy: We girls, like sweet words most, especially this kind of poetic and romantic sweet words, almost no girl can resist! If you don't believe it, you can ask her fairy!
Cabernet Fairy: I testify! When I saw this couplet, I was totally envious!
Jade-faced fox: I also testify! If anyone writes such a couplet for me, I will marry him in minutes!
Weaver Girl: Actually, I was with Brother Niu Lang back then, because he was so sweet! (shy)
Chang'e Fairy: Shenxian! Witnesses and physical evidence are available! What more can you say?
Shen Gongbao: I ... I ...
Marshal Canopy: I don't believe it! !! !! This unilateral evidence is not enough to explain the problem! If the goddess you also like Xiaobei Shangxian! You will definitely send him a token of love!
Shen Gongbao: Right! @ 陈小 北! If you have the ability ~ www.wuxiaspot.com ~ you will come up with a token of love! As long as you can take it out, I believe you and Chang'e are lovers!
Chen Xiaobei: Hehehe! It's too easy!
Chen Xiaobei directly pulled out the Qibao sachet hanging on his chest. With a click, he came to Zhang Shuai's handsome selfie.
The photos were sent directly to the group.
Chen Xiaobei: Let's take a look! This is what Chang'e sister gave me, a token of love!
Shen Gongbao: You ... you **** ... just take a broken sachet and say it was Chang'e? I won't believe it!
Chen Xiaobei: What? Is Brother Shen trying to cheat? Stop dreaming! I believe the eyes of the group friends are clear, someone must testify for me!
Weaver: I can prove it! The colorful sky line used by this sachet was borrowed by the Chang'e fairy. No other fairy!
Zixia Fairy: I can prove it too! This sachet was embroidered by the Chang'e Fairy with a stitch and a thread! You can't find a second one within the Three Realms!
Princess Iron Fan: Lang is affectionate, I am intentional! It's too romantic! The blind people can see that Xiaobei Shangxian and Chang'e Fairy are a pair of lovers who are created in heaven! (envy)
Marshal Tengpeng: Oh heaven ... earth ... Chen Xiaobei and my goddess really have a leg! I'm not alive ... wow wow ... (crying)
Chen Xiaobei: Brother Shen, did you see that? Witnesses and evidence gather! Even Brother 2 has accepted the reality, what else do you have to say now?
Shen Gongbao: I ...
Chen Xiaobei: If you remember correctly, Brother Shen has always been fair and open in his work.
Shen Gongbao: I ... how can I lie ...
Chen Xiaobei: Okay! Since Brother Shen is not bad, let's start with the intense and exciting red envelopes! (wakaka)
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