Red Envelope Group of the Three Realms

Big Regal KTV.

Tonight is Yao Bingbing's birthday, and Shi Mingwei opened a luxurious big bag for her to celebrate. Classmates and friends invited more than 30 people, and it was very lively.

"Dear one! Dear one ..."

After three rounds of drinking wine, everyone started to coax, and wanted to make Shi Mingwei and Yao Bingbing intimate.

At this moment, the box door suddenly opened and Chen Xiaobei stepped in.

"Why are you here? You are not welcome here!" Yao Bing chilly.

"Little peasant, aren't you still dead? Bingbing loves me, and if you mess around, you will only humiliate yourself!" Shi Mingwei looked disdainfully, said.

小 Chen Xiaobei shook his head and said indifferently: "Don't get me wrong, I want to open, Yao Bingbing and I are not the same kind of people, and we are barely happy together. I am willing to bless you and come to witness your happy moments.

"Count on your acquaintance, otherwise I'll play to you in minutes!" Shi Mingwei smiled arrogantly, "Where did you go now? Let's continue!"

"Dear one! Dear one ..."

"History! Have a deep French kiss!"

"Must kiss for three minutes!"

人群 The crowd around them started to coax and took out their mobile phones, preparing to record this happy and sweet moment.

Shi Mingwei walked forward with a pretend look, holding Yao Bingbing's waist with his left hand, raising her chin with his right hand, and then kissed affectionately.

At the same time, Chen Xiaobei held up a wishful monkey hair, roared in his heart, and changed Lao Tzu's enthusiasm to Shi Mingwei's mouth!

"Hoo!"

Chen Xiaobei took a breath, and Ruyi's monkey hair quickly flew towards Shi Mingwei's mouth, which was pursed high.

"Weige? What's in your mouth?" Yao Bingbing frowned.

"Well……"

Suddenly, Shi Mingwei felt that his mouth was filled with something strange and stinky, and his cheeks swelled high, and with a bang, he sprayed a large puddle of yellow, thin, and stinky pee on Yao Bingbing It's all over.

Seeing the scene in front of me, the little friends were shocked, and did not respond at all what was going on.

"Lying grass! Shi Dasha! Why are you shit?"

小 Chen Xiaobei drank a throat and drank, then turned on the camera, pressed the camera shutter frantically, and recorded the moment of heavy mouth.

"Shit? Shi Dashi actually spit it out ... it's vomiting! No, I'll go out and spit for a while ..."

"Lying grass! Can you spit it out? What a disgusting thing!"

"Let me out, I'm going to suffocate ..."

The little friends desperately escaped the box.

He Mingming pouted like a silly beep, tasted it, and then confirmed that it was really shit.

He stared at his eyes fiercely, staring at Yao Bingbing for a second, and then they both bent down at the same time, vomiting wildly!

Dingding-Three hours before Ruyi's monkey hair fails.

"It's enough for them for so long!" After receiving the information, Chen Xiaobei hurriedly withdrew his nose to leave the scene.

After Xiao rushed out of the KTV, Chen Xiaobei laughed.

Imagine Yao Bingbing's relentless worship of gold and snobbery. Think again about Shi Mingwei's bullying.

There is only one word in Chen Xiaobei's heart-Shuang!

Of course, Shuanggui Shuang, he will never forget that the bad breath that can come out today is all because of the Three Realms Red Packet Group!

"Ruyi monkey hair is really a good baby! Unfortunately, only the last one is left, you must use it carefully. Now find a place to see two other new baby!"

小 Chen Xiaobei calmed down and immediately ran to a small alley on the side of KTV!

"Let's take a look at the gossip evolution of Taishang Laojun first! Taishang Laojun is the head of Sanqing and has a very high status. What he sends is definitely a first-class treasure!"

小 Chen Xiaobei opened the treasure chest and pressed the extraction with anticipation.

Humming--

A splendid light emerged from the mobile phone and began to evolve and change in front of Chen Xiaobei.

Tai Chi, Liangyi, Sixiang, Five Elements, Gossip, Ten Days, Twelve Earthly Branches, Twenty-Four Solar Terms, All Stars, All Things in the World ...

演化 Evolve a universe in a flash!

帅 "Handsome! This is much cooler than the special effects in Hollywood!" Chen Xiaobei kept talking.

Ding Ding——Gossip evolves the pattern of God. The owner, Buji, can be blamed for evil, hope and prosperity, and measure the geomantic pattern. Is it used?

"Use! Must use!"

When Chen Xiaobei touched the screen, the gorgeous divine pattern quickly integrated into his left palm.

After earnestly comprehending, he raised his left hand, 掐 **** calculation.

"Come on! Let this master count today's luck ..."

小 Chen Xiaobei has mastered the true mystery of the gossip evolution. Compared with those half-hanging Feng Shui masters on the market, he is a real master!

Suddenly, his eyes widened sharply, shocked: "Look! South! Peach blossoms coming!"

Before the words came out, a superb beautiful girl hurried towards this side.

The five senses are exquisite and exquisite, the skin is like fat jade, and the body is tall and uneven. The pair of long, white jade legs is a perfect product, which is enough to let any man's blood flow.

Coincidentally, Chen Xiaobei even recognized her: "The first of the four school flowers, Lan Mengchen!"

内 In the school forum, a total of four school flowers have been selected. Lan Mengchen is known for her full face value and cold and elegant temperament. She is low-key and has no gossip and is recognized as the perfect goddess! Most popular!

Before Chen Xiaobei had Yao Bingbing, UU Reading www.uukanshu.com didn't pay much attention to the four major campus flowers.

仔细 Take a closer look at it now, she was shocked to Lan Mengchen! In comparison, Yao Bingbing is completely a scum!

"Help! Sir, please help me ..." Lan Mengchen ran too fast and bumped into Chen Xiaobei's arms.

"It's so soft ..." Chen Xiaobei was hit by the two arrogant crisps, and almost nosebleeds.

"What is soft?" Lan Mengchen's face was tense, her big eyes kept looking behind her.

咳 "Cough, nothing ..." Chen Xiaobei shook his head and asked, "What happened to you?"

"Hum! Let me tell you!"

At this time, a group of fierce men followed, and the head of the man dyed red hair, arrogantly: "Laozi fancy this chick! She must accompany me tonight!"

至少 There are at least ten followers behind him, just look at the dress, you know, all are hooligan!

"Mr. save me! I will definitely repay you!" Lan Mengchen twitched Chen Xiaobei's sleeve nervously.

"Uh ... eldest sister, so many of them, how can I save you?" Chen Xiaobei cold sweat all came down.

I'm just a normal college student, and I almost failed physical education. How can I fight with these?

"Isn't an online novel all the beauty protagonist will be rescued by the protagonist? I think you look like a male protagonist!" Lan Mengchen was very anxious, and some of her doctors were ill.

"Sister, this is real life! Pretending to act like an internet novel will kill you terribly ..." Chen Xiaobei's face looked sore.

"Smelly boy! Hurry up and don't want to die! Don't obstruct the turkey brother and sister!" A bald head stood up angrily.

"Ok?"

小 Chen Xiaobei's eyes lighted up, and he said loudly: "Don't come over! Otherwise, there will be blood disaster!"