Red Envelope Group of the Three Realms
Chapter 3538: is harmful to health
"Huh? What's that?"
For a while, the attention of the Dark Lord Ape King and the Taixu King of the Ape was attracted to the past.
The things Chen Xiaobei had in their hands had never been seen before.
It was a red rectangular box, only half the size of a palm, with a golden Tiananmen gate painted on it, and two eye-catching words, Chinese!
Suddenly, ascending to the Ape King and descending to the surrounding thousands of Ape clan leaders, their faces were bold and bold.
"This is a rare treasure that I have worked hard to obtain, and I am extremely happy!"
Chen Xiaobei held up the small red carton in his hand, and solemnly talked nonsense: "This treasure is more valuable than the finest Xiaotao peach, I promise you will like it!"
"Hmm ..." The six-eared macaque was standing next to him, almost smiling.
Had the six-eared macaque ever lived on Earth, I would have really believed in Chen Xiaobei's rumors.
What ecstasy?
That is a pack of Chinese cigarettes on the earth!
But having said that, the six-eared macaque has always been very curious, what exactly is smoking?
However, Chen Xiaobei has always warned him that smoking is harmful to his health, and do n’t get addicted to eyes because of curiosity.
Six-eared macaques have confidence in Chen Xiao's North Pole, so they have never smoked any cigarettes.
now.
Obviously Chen Xiaobei knows that the enemy is too powerful to fight, so he can only outsmart him!
To open the situation with a pack of Chinese cigarettes!
"Hehe, it seems that by killing this kid, we can not only get billions of good products, but also a lot of good things! It's so cool!"
The Toxic Monkey King is already extremely excited.
Obviously, he did not intend to discuss with Chen Xiaobei, but to kill Chen Xiaobei and take away everything from Chen Xiaobei.
However, Chen Xiaobei didn't panic and smiled lightly: "Oh, don't blame me for not reminding you, this ecstasy is absolutely extraordinary! After killing me, do you know how to use it?"
"Oh!"
After that, Chen Xiaobei threw the pack of cigarettes in his hand.
"This……"
The Dark Monkey Ape King and Taixu Fighting Ape King looked at each other for a moment, speechless.
Cigarettes are something they have never seen before, they have never heard of them, holding them in their hands and looking at them, they really do n’t know how to start.
From their point of view, cigarettes are extremely rare and rare, for fear of being damaged by accident.
So much so that they studied for a long time, and they didn't even remove the wrapping paper.
There was no way, they could only look at Chen Xiaobei with sullen eyes.
"I knew you couldn't!"
Chen Xiaobei flew over and said, "Let me teach you!"
"Okay, I want to see, why is this small carton so blissful? How ecstatic?"
Both the Dark Demon Ape King and the Taixu Fighting Ape King have absolute crushing force, so they are not afraid of Chen Xiaobei approaching.
If Chen Xiaobei dares to play tricks, they can instantly make Chen Xiaobei die without a place for burial.
"Come here."
Chen Xiaobei took back the pack of cigarettes from the Dark Lord Ape King, and then said, "You all turn back into humanoid form first! This kind of smoke is very small, and your demon body is too big to taste!"
After that, both the Dark Lord Ape King and the Taixu King Ape King became human figures.
Even if they change back to human form, they can still crush Chen Xiaobei without any worries.
"Come on!"
Chen Xiaobei opened the pack of cigarettes, took out two, and handed them to the Dark Demon Monkey King and the Taixu Monkey King.
When these two guys saw cigarettes for the first time, they held them in front of their eyes for a while, and then held them in front of their noses to sniff the scent. Don't be curious.
"Boy! Are you playing with us?"
The Dark Ape King looked cold, and said angrily, "Isn't this just wrapping some shredded dry leaves with paper? Where's the ecstasy?"
"Yeah! This thing is not spiritual. Ordinary can't be ordinary anymore!" Tai Xu fighting ape king said angrily: "If you dare to play with us, I can't let you eat and go!"
"What's the hurry? Isn't the best little Tao peach not spiritual? Isn't it delicious?" Chen Xiaobei smiled, and extracted a special small incense burner from the space ring.
This incense burner is black and black, and it is clearly extinguished, as if something is burning.
"What is this again?"
Both the Dark Lord Ape King and the Taixu Ape King looked at the incense burner, somehow.
There was something burning in the incense burner, but no smoke was emitted, and there was not even any burning smell.
"This is a cigarette lighter."
Chen Xiaobei flickered the halo fully, and said calmly: "You hold the bliss ecstasy on your mouth, then get close to the incense burner and take a breath to enjoy the bliss ecstasy!"
"it is good!"
After trying the taste of the best Xiaoyao peach, the Dark Demon Ape King and Taixu Fighting Ape King are full of endless expectations for Bliss Ecstasy.
As soon as Chen Xiaobei finished speaking, they immediately followed suit.
I saw the Dark Demon King and the Taixu King of the Monkey holding cigarettes in their mouths, and then got together on the burning flame of the incense burner.
As soon as they inhaled, two cigarettes were lit.
Then, the smoke went straight down into their lungs along the mouth, and the nicotine and a series of special ingredients immediately gave them a significant irritation.
"feels so good!"
The Dark Lord Ape sighed instantly.
The feeling of smoking varies from person to person. Some people will feel flirtatious, some people will feel as cool as hehehe, others will feel refreshed and comfortable, and other wonderful feelings.
There is a saying on the earth that afterwards a cigarette will pass the living fairy!
As this is the first time to smoke, the magical feeling is especially strong for the Dark Lord Ape King and the Taixu Ape King.
They never felt this kind of feeling.
novel! revel! enjoy! Finally put it down! One by one, they soon finished their first cigarette!
"Too addictive! Bring it here! We still want it! Hurry !!!"
The Dark Lord Ape King and the Taixu King Ape King were not addicted after drawing one, and they couldn't wait to ask Chen Xiaobei.
Seeing the scene in front of me, more than a thousand high-level ape people around ~ www.wuxiaspot.com ~ showed the expression of extreme envy, desperate desire, all want to taste the extreme ecstasy.
Even the six-eared macaque couldn't help but keep pouting and wanted to get a cigarette to taste.
But just then.
Not only did Chen Xiaobei not give cigarettes to the Dark Lord Ape King and Taixu King of the Apes, but he smiled coldly: "Two idiots, who are dead and want to smoke?"
"What did you say !? Uh ..."
The Dark Lord Ape King and the Taixu King Ape King were about to get angry, and instantly felt weak and horrific pain broke out.
The next second, they covered their throats and spouted black blood!
"Lying grass!"
Seeing this, the six-eared macaque sighed: "Northern brother did not lie to me! Smoking is harmful to health !!!"
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