Red Envelope Group of the Three Realms
Chapter 433: The three most unlucky things (1)
"My aunt! Can you still play happily ... what about the good sister Chang'e? Get a moldy **** with a crow mouth, which makes it clear that you want to pit me!"
Chen Xiaobei's egg was broken, and the situation turned into this. I want to say that it was not the plot of Yuanshi Tianzun, I'm afraid the fool would not believe it.
"Otherwise, I won't pick up and let the broom star die on its own!" Chen Xiaobei thought black.
But thinking about it, it is too mean to do so.
Looking at the chat content, Broom Star didn't sign up at all, it seemed to be pitted.
If he doesn't take care of himself, the fairy will starve to death on the street if he can't do it.
"Forget it, I'll contact the broom star, and pick him up." After all, Chen Xiaobei is not a hard-hearted person. The key mistake is not the broom star.
"Brother! Something!"
Just then, Ye Liangchen's voice came from outside the house.
"What's wrong?" As soon as Chen Xiaobei opened the door, he saw Ye Liangchen and Aoi Jing standing at the door.
"A killer is here again!" Ye Liangchen said, "Aren't you trying to gain merit? We haven't bothered to keep it for you!"
Chen Xiaobei's eyes brightened and he said, "Let's go, let's see!"
It was late at night, there was no one outside, and my parents were all asleep.
But the killer was too arrogant, and dared to walk the front door!
About fifty years old, with a sharp-eyed monkey gill, and not tall, his hair looks messy and unwashed for a long time.
Misty eyes, coupled with a double-headed beard, made him look a bit wry.
"Hmm! Hmm! Hmm!"
The three Chen Xiaobei jumped directly from the windowsill on the second floor and surrounded the killer.
"Oh my ... terrified me ..." Uncle Wuji trembled in his legs, and fell to the ground with his butt.
"This is a killer?" Chen Xiaobei and Aoi looked at Ye Liangchen with a grimace.
"Uh ... I may be wrong ..." Ye Liangchen scratched his head.
Ding——Repair: None, Physique: 5, Fighting Power: 5!
At a glance of the gloomy battle, Chen Xiaobei immediately determined that the goods were not a killer at all.
"Uncle, who are you? What came to my house?" Chen Xiaobei asked.
"I'm here to find someone. If I find the person I'm looking for, I can say who I am." Uncle Wuji's expression was scared. "Weakly asked if Chen Xiaobei lived here." ? "
Weak?
Chen Xiaobei looked for a moment and asked, "Are you a broom star king?"
"Are you Xiaobei Shangxian?" Uncle Wuji climbed up in surprise, holding Chen Xiaobei's hand tightly, and said with excitement, "Xiaobei Shangxian! But let me find you! I will mix with you later Now! You must help me complete the task! "
"I……"
Chen Xiaobei twitched around his mouth and didn't know how to pick it up.
Thanks to his naive thought, it would be okay not to pick up the broom star, but it would be better, Jiang Ziya had already checked his house number clearly!
The fox is still old, and he is too young after all!
"North Brother ... isn't the broom star the **** of bad luck? You hold him like this ... aren't you afraid of being infected?" Ye Liangchen stepped back nervously.
"Superstition, how can there be any **** of bad luck?" Aoi Kuai did not know much about Chinese culture, said disgustingly.
"You don't understand ... in the fairy of Huaxia ... there is indeed such a person ..." Chen Xiaobei swallowed.
Look at the hand that was tightly held by the broom star, a little afraid inside.
"Xiaobei Shangxian rest assured! My Daoxing has been pulled away, and no bad luck has been brought." Broom Star said seriously.
"It's almost the same, otherwise, I dare not take you home ..." Chen Xiaobei breathed a sigh of relief.
"Beijing, I still don't believe it. Is there a **** of bad luck in this world that will allow me to see and see?" Aoi's tone was very respectful, but his heart was full of doubt.
Chen Xiaobei nodded, in fact, he was also very curious: "Broom Xingjun, don't you bring a talent with you? What's the use?"
Broom Xingjun said: "My talent is Raven's mouth, good and bad spirits. In short, it is a curse that makes people unlucky."
"It seems terrible to go to the sky!" Chen Xiaobei flashed in front of his eyes and said, "Can you curse someone when you go out and get hit by a car? It rains and thunders?"
"Yes, these are trivial." Broom Xingjun nodded.
"Lying grass! That's it!"
Chen Xiaobei straightened his eyes and said, "Who says that the gun can't kill someone? In the future, who dares to be against me, then you can use his mouth gun to curse him to death! You can kill someone in one sentence, just think about it. You crooked! Hey ... "
"Uh ... Xiaobei Shangxian, you misunderstood, crow's mouth killing was a trivial matter in the past."
The broom star said weakly, "But now my deeds are gone, and I can only perform some low-end curses and kill the undead ..."
"Wipe! Bai is happy ..." Chen Xiaobei rolled his eyes and knew that Jiang Ziya would not be so kind!
Although the crow's mouth is strong, it seems to be useless after being weakened.
"Broom Xingjun, what you said is so mysterious, can you show it to us? Even the low-end curse can do it."
"It can be ... but there is no cursing target ... it's all Xiaobei Shangxian's friends. I can't curse you, right?" Broom Xingjun said weakly. "
"Just curse me, I was a firm atheist since I was young!" Aoi said dryly.
"Then you pick a project ..." Broom Xingjun said, "The curses that I am best at are the three most unlucky things in life!"
"Three unlucky things? Which three?" Aoi asked.
Chen Xiaobei and Ye Liangchen also widened their eyes, and were equally curious.
The broom star said weakly: "Pee, poke a shoe, break the **** with farting, wipe the ripped paper! Come on, young people choose the same, I must satisfy you!"
"Well ..." Chen Xiaobei and Ye Liangchen ~ www.wuxiaspot.com ~ almost planted a big heel on the ground.
"Wo Ri ... choose a feather ..." Aoi was even greener.
As the island's most dazzling genius in the past century, how could you do those three funny things?
Don't talk about yourself, and change to anyone else, if it is not bad, it will be difficult to do it!
"If this can really curse successfully, it is also a heifer standing upside down, and the cow beep is soaring to the sky!" Ye Liangchen hissed.
Chen Xiaobei shook his head: "However, this curse is useless ... it will not cause any real damage to the enemy!"
"Then why don't we change it?" The broom star looked at Aoi and said weakly, "Young man, try to attack me."
"I? Attack you?" Aoi withered a squint. "Uncle, don't kid me, you will be dead."
"It's okay, let the horses come over!" Broom Star replied.
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