Red Envelope Group of the Three Realms

Chapter 500: Super gas bomb (4)

"Do you think I'm a fool? Before Mao grew up, he said he was a Chinese medicine practitioner!"

Wang Yanrong gave a dismissive look to Chen Xiaobei and said coldly, "Don't want to change the subject! No matter what you say, it won't change my decision!"

"That kid is too naive? Want to use this excuse to cheat Wang Yanrong? That woman didn't even give Ye Tianling's face, how could she listen to this kid?"

"That's it! I bet the kid will be repaired by Wang Yanrong soon!"

"The woman is so fierce that she is crazy and can do anything!"

...

The people around him pointed and pointed behind them. With the example of Ye Tianling, everyone was very worried about Wang Yanrong.

Chen Xiaobei was too lazy to argue, and said directly, "You have a dry nose and mouth during the day, difficulty falling asleep at night, a lack of energy, and upset, but an appetite is excellent, and you want to eat almost any time.

"How do you know?" Wang Yanrong stupid for a moment, unable to believe her ears at all.

Everyone around me had the same expression. I never expected that Chen Xiaobei, a hairy boy, could really say something to Wang Yanrong's condition!

The most important thing is that Chen Xiaobei has no pulse at all, not even a simple inquiry!

This method of diagnosing the disease is almost magical. If most people don't see it with their own eyes, they can't believe it!

"I believe it now? You are sick!" Chen Xiaobei said with a wicked smile.

"I ... am I really sick? Then you talk about it, what is going on?" Wang Yanrong frowned.

Chen Xiaobei explained: "You have a bad spleen and stomach, which causes stomach stagnation and needs to be resolved!"

"How do I fix that?" Wang Yanrong asked doubtfully.

"It's very simple, just like me, here you press hard." Chen Xiaobei stretched out a finger and pressed himself to the air hole.

"You won't hurt me, right?" Wang Yanrong hesitated.

"Sickness is on you, love it or not," Chen Xiaobei said with a bad smile: "Anyway, you can't die of this disease anymore, it is endocrine disorders at most, and it becomes a fat woman."

"What are you talking about ..." Wang Yanrong's face changed greatly. She was only twenty-five years old.

If you want to lose weight before you have time, how can you make yourself a fat woman?

She swung her heart and, as Chen Xiaobei did, pressed it in her qihai cave.

"Yes, that's it, harder!" Chen Xiaobei finished, and quickly pulled Lin Xiang's hand back a few meters: "Xiang Xiang, hold your nose."

"Ah?" Lin Xiang was puzzled, but squeezed his little nose obediently.

"Pormo ..."

At this moment, a long and deep strange noise came from behind Wang Yanrong, accompanied by a sour stench, which quickly diffused into the entire space.

That turned out to be a long and loud smelly fart!

"Lying on a big grass! What a stinky fart!" The people around them instantly became scalp and receded.

Even though they retreated far away, they still couldn't stand the poisonous gas that was comparable to biochemical weapons. Everyone learned Chen Xiaobei and Lin Xiang and pinched their noses.

"Shit! You dare play with me!" Wang Yanrong's face was red and green for a while, and she just wanted to find a place to sew.

"I didn't play with you. The so-called stomach gas is actually fart!"

Chen Xiaobei abused: "From the beginning, you were farting with your mouth. That's not right. What I teach you now is the correct solution. You should thank me for that."

"You just use your mouth to fart! After a long time, you're in the early days for this little bitch! How can I believe your evil words!"

"It seems that your fart has not been drained, and it is released from your mouth again." Chen Xiaobei laughed a bit, pulling Lin Xiang's small hand, and backed up a lot.

"Little hybrid! Don't want to run!" How can Wang Yanrong give up? To step forward, you must follow.

"Qiu ... Porporporpor ... all through ..."

Fortunately, she didn't move, and this problem caused a big problem.

The long-suffocated stomach swells like the water of the Yellow River.

A string of shocking serial farts burst out, louder than louder, louder than others, and the people around were scared and ran away, they couldn't hold the smell.

"Nausea ..." Wang Yanrong was rolling her eyes with nausea.

But this time, she never dared to move again, for fear that something more disgusting would come out.

"Wo grass, this woman is just too mighty! So is the gas bomb!"

"Isn't it? If you throw her to bomb Dongjin, it's definitely better than nuclear weapons!"

"Too disgusting! I have to take a step first, or I have to die!"

...

The crowd was full of people with big heads and faces. In such an environment, they didn't want to stay too much for a second and quit the venue.

"Shit! I won't let you go!" Wang Yanrong had the heart to die. How could you see people in the future when she was so ugly?

By this time, Chen Xiaobei had been pulling Lin Xiang away.

"Xiaobei ... is she okay?" Lin Xiang asked softly.

"It's okay, her condition is real, but I taught her a more direct solution."

Chen Xiaobei smirked: "Who made the woman talk so badly and slandered my family Xiangxiang in public? Of course, I have to double it back and let her feel complacent in front of others!"

"You are so good!" Lin Xianghuan hugged Chen Xiaobei's arm and nestled on his shoulder: "As long as you are there, even if the sky falls, I don't have to worry!"

"That's a must!" Chen Xiaobei said earnestly: "I'm your man, of course, I want to hold up a sky for you!"

"You are not my man yet!" Lin Xiangjiao cried.

"It's not easy? Let's go home now! Hehehe ..." Chen Xiaobei grabbed Lin Xiang's waist and accelerated the pace of going home ~ www.wuxiaspot.com ~ backstage.

"Destroyed ... destroyed ... that little **** ruined my auction! It also ruined the perfect image of my painstaking business! I want to kill him! I must kill him!"

Ye Tianling growled hysterically, and his anger was almost spraying out of his eyes!

You know, this auction is a major annual event of Lingtian Group, and those lots of hard-earned lots are only second.

The most important thing is that the guests who are present today are by no means just invited. As soon as they left, it was equal to Ye Tianling's hard work in the past half year, all in vain!

And, from now on, as long as you see Ye Tianling, those big names will inevitably think of this tasteful auction! Think of that creepy super gas bomb!

As soon as I see Ye Tianling, I feel sick! How can we cooperate happily in the future?

Thinking of this, Ye Tianling's teeth were almost bitten: "Yemei! Start now! The man's slaughtered! The woman's brought back!"

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