Referring to Father as Elder Brother

At eight o'clock in the morning on the first day of the new year, Grandma Gu has been restlessly in the living room for almost an hour.

She said that the "little son" who was coming back from City B last night was not at home, and the phone was always turned off. And her eldest son, who has always had a regular schedule, hasn't gotten up yet, and since yesterday was New Year's Eve, the nanny, Mrs. Wang, went home for a reunion. The old lady didn't even have anyone to discuss.

She walked around the nearly 100-square-meter living room again, looked at the time on the grandfather clock, and finally couldn't help knocking on the door of her eldest son's bedroom.

Grandma Gu vaguely heard some movement in front of the door, but the sound disappeared when she knocked on the door, and after a while, her eldest son was wearing a loose nightgown He opened the door, and when he came out, he closed the door with his backhand.

"Your brother didn't come home last night, did you know? There was no one in his room, and he kept his phone off when I called." The old lady grabbed her eldest son's hand anxiously, "You are not Have you arranged someone to pick him up? Hurry up and get in touch to see if something happened?"

Yi went home last night. But after he came back, my brothers drank too much and he vomited all the time, so I took him to my house to take care of him."

"You...how did you act like your elder brother? You got your younger brother drunk as soon as he came back from City B." Hearing what the eldest son said, Grandma Gu felt relieved at once , complained a little angrily, but more of it was happy and relieved, "Then...then did the two of you talk about everything? You and Ze Yi had such a good relationship when they were young, but it ended up being like that...you My brother was not in good health when he was a child, you should let him be more of a big brother..."

"Mom..." The "brother" interrupted the old lady reluctantly, "I'll let him be more in the future, and I'll spoil him and love him, okay?"

Grandma Gu nodded gratified and smiled, "I'll make breakfast first, and I'll prepare something for Ze Yi later, he must be hungry when he wakes up."

"It's best to make it light for him, he just can't eat spicy food after vomiting." After her eldest son instructed, he went back to his room to "take care of his younger brother".

The eldest son, who was considerate and steady in front of the old man, changed the mask of his good "brother" the moment he closed the bedroom door.

Gu Zecheng glanced at the person who was covering his head with the quilt on the bed, and laughed, "I told your grandma that you were drunk by me after you got home, and I 'take care' of it last night How about you all night?"

A hoarse voice came from under the quilt, "Take care of a hammer!"

Gu Zecheng walked over to the bed, stretched out his hand and tore off the quilt covering Lin Zixi's head, and whispered in his ear, "Did Dad's 'hammer' take care of you last night?"

Speaking, he also put his hand into the quilt and touched the part of the person on the bed that he "cared for" last night.

There, because of excessive use, it was red and swollen and could not be completely closed, and white turbid liquid continued to flow out.

Lin Zixi is a young idol who rarely even speaks a yellow accent for his image. How can he fight his old rogue father who has been in the special forces camp for five years and has been floating and sinking in the business sea for more than ten years. Immediately aware of the current affairs, he acknowledged the counsel: "Okay, good, Dad's 'hammer' is good, and he takes good care of it."

"You're wise." Gu Zecheng smiled and patted his son's butt, "It was your grandma who saved you... I'll go to accompany her after a bath, and let yourself be good Get some sleep."

"I want to wash too..." Lin Zixi stretched out his hands to his father and motioned for him to take him to the bathroom.

However, Dad Gu raised his eyebrows, "Are you sure you are taking a bath with me?"

So, someone who received the hint immediately changed his mind and went straight to sleep.

After running around all day and being forced to exercise at night, Lin Zixi was really tired. Although his belly was still slightly bulging from being filled with semen, he soon fell into She fell asleep and didn't wake up until four o'clock in the afternoon.

Lin Xiaosheng slept soundly this time, but he didn't know how many people on the Internet should not be able to sleep tonight.

For example, after the New Year's Eve party battle, the CP fans who have just been upgraded to "officially certified national CP" sympathize with their husbands.

This group of the first cults in the entertainment industry who have been drinking for a long time, or have just entered the pit, had not had time to revel for a long time last night, but they were removed from the hot search and related to the deletion of the marketing account Cold water on Weibo.

Nothing at all.

However, at ten o'clock in the morning, "Pity husband" became "According to relevant laws, regulations and policies, some search results are not displayed", even the calm pity fans will be fried .

Speaking of which, it is not that pity fans have never experienced being hit with precision.

But the last time someone entered the "driving" video by mistake, it was just that the whole network swept away his children's inappropriate works, and there was no follow-up action, pity CP fans and their respective Natural resources will gradually recover.

This time is different. Although the text and MV have not been deleted, the search results can be blocked on all platforms. No matter which circle is placed, it can be regarded as a heavy blow.

Generally speaking, this kind of shielding method is the responsibility of the state. However, firstly, "Pity the Husband" was just sung at the National TV New Year's Eve Gala, and secondly, except for Pity, the other male CPs were unscathed...

So, Lianxi Fufu logically attributed the reason to "pity the black" and the major platforms.

"This is to see our family Lian Yi and Zixi have a fire together at the New Year's Eve party, are you afraid? [Jealousy makes you look disgusting.jpg]"

"I've seen explosion-proof stars, but I haven't seen explosion-proof CPs. I've learned a lot [what a scumbag is this Nima.jpg]"

“These websites are really good for collecting money during the Chinese New Year [manual goodbye.jpg]”

"DY didn't block pity, I will never black DY again!"

For a time, the above comments and papers of various sizes were swiped on various social networking sites, and there were hundreds of thousands, or even tens of thousands of forwarded comments.

Even the official blog and customer service of these platforms were flooded with various complaints, trembling and at a loss.

In the end, the platform finally couldn’t hold it anymore. The customer service lady cryptically said in the private letter reply: The person who asked to block you this morning was the same group of people who deleted you last time. Come on, don't ask.

(Last time saw Chapter 24)

However, unlike last time, the pure fans of Lin Zixi's family were not involved in this war between CP fans.

Because they have their own battlefield.