Refuse To Bind The System, Meet God At The Corner
Chapter 161 Jiba Cat, Banana, King Billy
About ten minutes later, the subway tunnel.
"This...is your classmate Nalan's summoned object?"
Chu Yiwu looked at the small black cat lying on Nalan Shu's shoulder in surprise and asked dubiously.
The other three people were also watching it closely.
He clearly remembered that a woman had just spoken to him and several other teammates.
I was very impressed, not only by the lazy and gentle tone, but also by the unspeakable feeling.
It's a bit obscene, but how should I put it...
He's boki.
In fact, it was not just him, but also the other three people. Without exception, after hearing that voice, they had physical reactions that could not be described in words.
Girls are okay, at least they can cover it up a bit, but boys are miserable.
You can tell by the way they stick their butts out.
Moreover, Nalan Shu also personally admitted that everything he just did was indeed his summons.
Looking at the little animal lying on its shoulder, these boys and girls all had doubts about certain aspects of their orientation.
One cannot, at least one should not...
Seeing the embarrassment displayed by these people, Nalan Shu didn't feel surprised at all.
The body I lent to my "self" was the body archived by the beast-eared girl of my seven bodies.
Because I was young and frivolous at the time, in order to see Setu, I deliberately changed the character's attributes in this archive to be "charming".
This results in her being very attracted to the opposite sex and even the same sex.
Even the Lich Tribe, who had all the elite assassinated by him, was not spared.
All of them were so fascinated that even their bodies and heads were separated and they still didn't know.
Even if you just hear his words but don't see his face, you can't escape the result of losing your life in a daze.
Although in the later stage, Future Link Technology deliberately chose various items and spells that could suppress this ability.
For example, directly transforming into a kitten is one of Nalan Shu's favorite methods.
But how can this kind of charm that confuses all sentient beings be completely concealed?
"If I show my true face to others, I'm afraid these people will all have an orgasm immediately."
"You said so, 'self'."
Through psychic communication, Nalan Shu heard these smiling words and replied angrily:
"No, I've seen this kind of scene so many times in Kazexiwen that I almost vomited."
"And every time I show my true colors, I will receive an immediate invitation... What is this? Am I like that kind of person?"
"There are still some Shi Lezhi who want to do something directly. Are their emotions all about mating?"
Regarding the complaints about "another me", Nalan Shu, the original self, replied calmly:
"Who made your body so astringent? Good things should be shared with everyone. It would be a pity if you didn't participate in the impart and were teased."
"As far as I know, this body has not been developed yet. How about I help you develop it?"
Nalan Shu replied nonchalantly:
"Okay, do you want me to ask Inhalita to come out and have academic exchanges with you? She will never care whether she is attacking or receiving."
The other side of the conversation was silent for a long time, and then warned in a low tone:
"I'm not interested in weak characters, and if you release her, you might want to destroy the world, right? The dimension where Blue Star is located cannot accommodate the birth of this great god."
"Haha, that's right."
Nalan Shu sneered:
"You asked me not long ago if I was afraid that you would kill me and replace me."
"I'll answer you right now - of course I'm not afraid."
"You and I both know very well that I am not only the 'prison' where the 'Archangel' is imprisoned, but I am also the last 'safe haven' to protect you, the 'son of destiny'."
"If I die, where will there be a place for you?"
Seeing that the other party was silent again, Nalan Shu went on to say sarcastically in even more ruthless words:
"Let's not talk about anything else, let's just talk about now."
"So what if you get a body with power close to that of a god? Can you still compete with a real god?"
"If you really had that ability, why would you keep hiding in a garden the size of a walnut, not daring to step out of the narrow door?"
Id Nalan Shu was speechless by these words. After holding it in for a long time, he said angrily:
"What you're saying is all bullshit. I'm too lazy to argue with you."
"Forget it, I mainly want to get some air when I come out this time. I'll leave this body to you to develop yourself later."
"But when the time comes, remember to call me "Impart". Lend me a body, and you can be the attacker or the receiver... Of course, I still prefer to attack..."
"roll roll roll!…"
…
Mental communication is only instantaneous, so it does not affect the dialogue with the outside world.
Nalan Shu tilted his head slightly, pointed at the black kitten on his shoulder and made up a random joke:
"It's called Jiba Cat, and it comes from a fairy forest called New Nippori in the Garden of Eden."
"There are many elves living in it, the most famous of which is the Goblin King Billy who is dormant in the night..."
"Speaking of taming this cat, I met a free and confident man there that day. He called himself 'Banana'..."
…
Listening to Nalan Shu's serious nonsense, the four people were confused, while Maomao squinted his eyes and nodded, with an attitude of "Yeah, yeah, yeah".
Of course, he doesn't have nothing to do.
Nalan Shu was talking nonsense on the surface, but secretly he was slowly revising the perceptions of these people.
Let them unknowingly get used to the existence of "self" and temporarily become immune to the charm of the beast-eared girl (in cat form).
"...That's it, I took back this Jiba cat."
It made my mouth dry, but I finally adjusted these people's cognition.
Nalan Shu put his hands behind his back, raised his head slightly and looked up at the rusty ceiling, sighing:
"To this day, even though that era has ended, I still miss my friend who called himself 'Banana', and the Goblin King Billy who has left us forever."
Fina, who was following invisibly, was also stunned when she heard this, and asked hesitantly:
"Nalan, I haven't found any record of what you just said in the historical materials of our Holy Tree Royal Court. This..."
Nalan Shu coughed slightly:
"What I just said was just to tease them, don't worry about it."
"Then this cat..."
"I'll make it clear to you sometime."
"……good."
On the other side, Nalan's house.
While she was doing her job, Miss Qiu Gumeng, the historian who recorded the gospels, heard her own god talking about a lot of irrelevant things.
I was also stunned for a long time and found it difficult to write.
The main reason is that the plot is too nonsense, and she always feels that writing it down is just another insult to her intelligence.
"Although the words my brother said are purely silly, the content is not that simple."
Nalanzi was sitting on the sofa with her legs crossed, looking at Feiya's busy figure in the kitchen, and raised the corners of her mouth slightly:
"It seems that my brother has also seen many unusual things through the 'omniscientness' of the 'Trinity'."
"I just don't know if he can...hehe."
Qiu Gumeng has long been used to the situation where such a god only speaks half of his words.
He just sighed softly and wrote down the absurd story he just heard from his memory.
"By the way, when it comes to the threads connecting the body, Gu Meng, what do you think of first?"
Faced with this sudden question, Qiu Gumeng was slightly stunned for a moment, then subconsciously said two words:
"puppet."
Nalanzi nodded:
"Yes, and the more wires that are connected and wound, the easier it is to control the puppet."
As she spoke, she showed a playful smile again, and followed the "thread" that connected herself and meandered to the distance and connected to someone, and said to herself:
"A rebellious puppet is just a puppet after all. How can it really disobey the puppet master's will?"
"However, 'fate betrayal'... Hehe, I am quite curious, quite curious..."
…
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