Refuse To Bind The System, Meet God At The Corner

"I am the god Loftista." The girl, whose hair has not yet dried, raised her index finger on her right hand, raised it to the sky, and stepped on the sofa with her bare feet. "Become my believer! I will bless you!" "

Nalan Shu looked at the girl he had just picked up and was wearing his own clothes, wondering if her mind might not be normal.

God? I think it's mental illness.

It's really not too bad to have this second disease once.

"I'll ask again." Nalan Shu took the trouble to repeat what he just said, "What's your name? Where do you live? Where do your parents work?"

"Didn't I already say it." The girl who called herself "god" said dissatisfiedly, "My name is Loftista, the leader of the kingdom of the supreme gods, and I have now come to this world."

"Oh, forget it." Nalan Shu had completely given up communicating with the girl with secondary school syndrome. He took out his mobile phone and dialed 110: "Hey, I have a lost child here. Please come and take her away."

It is better to leave this kind of matter to professionals.

After making the call and explaining some necessary things, Nalan Shu took out the unfinished meals from the refrigerator today, heated them up in the microwave, and brought them to the dining table. Loftiste poked her head out from under the dining table, blinked her eyes, and asked curiously: "Is this your offering to the gods? It smells so good!"

"Yes, yes, this is an offering for you." Nalan Shu was too lazy to argue with her and handed her the bowl and chopsticks.

"How to use this thing?"

"You're such an old man and you still don't know how to use chopsticks? Oh, forget it, I'll teach you."

After some demonstrations, Loftiste was able to use chopsticks normally. I saw her holding vegetables and eating the rice with big mouthfuls. The yellow vegetable juice and white rice grains were stained on her face, and there was no sign of the slightest reserve of the god.

On the contrary, it looks quite off-line.

About ten minutes later, there was a knock on the door of his house.

"Hello, classmate Nalan, we are the police from the xx Police Station. Where is the missing child?"

The leading female police officer showed her ID and asked Nalan Shu.

"Well, please wait a moment. I'll bring her here right now."

Nalan Shu turned around and returned to the kitchen, holding Loftista's elbows and lifting her up in front of the police uncles.

"Hey! This god hasn't finished enjoying the offerings yet!" The girl kicked her slender white calves vigorously, shouting with dissatisfaction, "Put me down! This is (referring to being carried like a cat by Nalan Zhu)." This is disrespectful to the gods! You will be punished by the gods!"

Nalan Shuxin said, Auntie, please calm down and the policemen will take you home later. Stop eating and drinking here. Then Nalan Shu sent Loftista forward and said: "That's it. Take her away quickly."

The four policemen in front of them looked at Nalan Shu's hands suspiciously. The leader turned red with anger and shouted, "You are here to entertain us!"

Nalan Shu couldn't react to her roar and was stunned.

"Her name is Nalanzi, your sister!" The leading female police officer tried to calm down the anger in her heart, "How could you call the police and falsely claim that your sister is a lost child because you are a little naughty? How old are you? You still play this kind of game!”

"Do you know what you are doing? You are wasting public resources! There are so many things going on now, do you know how busy we are..."

Just like that, the police officer gave Nalan a slap in the face and left angrily.

Nalan Shu was so frightened that he didn't react for a long time.

younger sister? I am the only child in the family. Where did I get a sister?

Also, didn’t I pick her up? Why did she become my sister?

"Brother, my arms are so sore... please put me down..." Loftista - or Nalanzi - who could no longer struggle, said aggrievedly.

Nalan Shu silently put the girl with light blond hair down, and as soon as her feet touched the ground, she ran back to the kitchen.

Nalan Shu also returned to the kitchen and sat directly opposite Nalan Zi, silently watching this petite girl eating like a hungry ghost.

"Uh~" Nalanzi, who was full, touched his slightly bulging belly and said with satisfaction, "My brother's cooking is really delicious."

"I don't have a sister." Nalan Shu clasped his fingers and supported the table with both hands. "In my memory, there are only three people in my family: me and my parents. There is no so-called 'sister' at all."

"who are you?"

"I am your sister Nalanzi!" Nalanzi replied with a smile, "Don't you remember me?"

"Here, this is a family photo we took when we traveled to the sea last year." Nalanzi took out the cell phone from nowhere and put it in front of Nalan Shu, "Look."

A photo was displayed on the screen of the mobile phone. Dad and mother were holding hands. Their free hands were resting on the shoulders of Nalan Shu and Nalan Zi respectively. Behind them was the dark blue sea level and the clear sky that was the same color as the sea. Not a cloud in sight.

Nalan Shu's pupils dilated. In his memory, there was no such person beside him when he took this photo!

Nalan got up and left the kitchen, and took out all the photos of his family. As expected, "Nalan Zi" appeared in almost every photo; even in the household registration book he took out, there was a specific When I checked the website, it clearly stated: Nalan Shu, Nalan Zi, brother and sister relationship.

"Huh? What's wrong?" Nalan Zi, who was following, tilted her head and looked at Nalan Shu, who was sitting at the computer desk. She didn't seem to understand what her "brother" was doing.

"You are not my sister! I don't have a sister at all!" Nalan Shu muttered to himself, turning to look at the cute little girl next to him who looked harmless, "Who are you? What are you going to do?"

"Don't be so afraid, brother." Nalanzi stretched out his two delicate hands and touched Nalan Shu's face, saying softly, "I am your sister. Don't you remember me?"

A memory that had never belonged to him and a vast amount of "knowledge" swept through his brain like a torrent. Nalan Shu felt that his brain was swollen and painful like a burned out CPU.

"Hold...hand..." Nalan Shu's eyes lost their brightness and he passed out.

"Huh? Can't you stand it at this level?" Nalan Zi loosened his hands in confusion and looked thoughtfully at Nalan Shu, who was twitching all over. "I thought people in this world had good enough hardware. Well, it seems they are still not qualified to enter the Kingdom of God."

"Well, I finally gained a believer, but don't kill him." Nalanzi smiled innocently, hugging Nalansu's neck and rubbing hard.

"Please give me your advice in the future, brother."