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"You have just crossed over and are suffering from the 'crossover syndrome'. Do you feel flustered, have a splitting headache, and feel that the world around you is strange and dangerous?"

Uncle Cao is in his 70s or 80s, but he said the lines that middle school students were ashamed of when they heard it, "Don't worry, this is a normal phenomenon, and it will be relieved soon - the earth is a beautiful, peaceful and peaceful place, don't be so vicious. , dance with knives and guns, let’s put down our magic weapons first, and have something to say, okay?”

Uncle Cao shook the flashlight, indicating that this was his "magic weapon", then slowly put the flashlight on the ground and spread out his hands, indicating that he had no malicious intentions.

Chu Ge hid in the corner and was stunned. What "traversal syndrome", what "magic weapon", what exactly is Uncle Cao talking about?

Chu Ge wanted to rush on desperately, dragged the fat old man and ran, but his legs were weak, his stomach was twitching, and he couldn't move at all.

I don't know if the green-robed geek understands what Uncle Cao said. With a grim grin, he pulled the ghost-headed sword behind him to his waist, and rubbed it lightly. He didn't mean to let it go.

"I believe you have discovered that the concentration of spiritual energy on the earth is much lower than that in the world of immortals, so the rules of each other's power operation are also very different, but this does not mean that we cannot communicate, nor does it mean that everyone has to fight against each other."

Uncle Cao said calmly, "Introduce myself, my name is Cao Xiaohua, I am a staff member of the Very Association, you can call me Uncle Cao, Master Cao, Lao Cao or even Xiao Cao. A non-profit non-profit organization dealing with extraordinary events and extraordinary life, what cultivators, magicians, paladins, ancient beasts, mythical creatures, out-of-control superpowers, biochemical zombies, future technology, omniscient life... in the Eastern Hemisphere? , all under our control.

"The purpose of this association is to stabilize the social order, maintain the peace of the earth, and resolve the contradiction between extraordinary beings and ordinary people in the new era of spiritual recovery, so that the newly awakened supernatural beings can feel the warmth of society, and let the stray people enter the earth. The cultivators and magicians of the celestial world feel at home, so that the broad masses of the people can enjoy the benefits brought by the rejuvenation of spiritual energy, and work together to build a better tomorrow for the new earth. Therefore, we will not use force unless it is absolutely necessary, and I hope you can control it. Oneself, communicate with each other sincerely, friendly and enthusiastic, and build a bridge of friendship between the earth and the world of immortality."

"..." The green-robed geek continued to be half vigilant and half confused.

"What the hell?"

Chu Ge's chin was about to hit the instep, and his outlook on life, world outlook and values ​​were greatly impacted, "Very association, isn't it the producer of "Earth Warriors"? Really, or is it about to happen?"

boom!

Cutting-edge virtual technology, large-scale promotion regardless of cost, playing games can also enhance physical fitness, even entering middle school classrooms, and will soon be included in the compulsory subject of the college entrance examination... All kinds of evidence are all connected together, turning into a thunderbolt from the blue, making Chu Ge's The brain exploded blankly.

"Oh, you are still injured and need immediate treatment. Don't take it seriously, thinking that a little panacea will do. It's fine in the world of immortals, but there are many bacteria and viruses on the earth that you don't have there, and it's easy to get rid of them. Drilling into the body with a wound, you don’t have the corresponding antibodies and immune mechanisms, in case you get tetanus or sepsis on the earth, it will be very troublesome to treat.”

Uncle Cao's business is very skilled. Although the other party turned a deaf ear, he explained patiently, "The so-called 'bacteria and viruses' can be regarded as a very powerful miasma. You should know that the world of immortality is vast and boundless, and many exotic places have smoke. The miasma is rampant, and there is a shadowless and invisible magic fog-in a sense, the earth is a very special foreign land, or, in other words, the most special foreign land."

The green-robed geek looked at the bloody wounds on his right shoulder, waist and crotch, and right leg.

He spat his green spit nonchalantly, and instead of putting down the magic weapon, he held the ghost-headed sword and took the initiative to approach.

The figure is as strong as an iron tower. Under the shadow of the bloody night, the shadow completely swallowed Uncle Cao.

Although he didn't draw the knife, his fingertips made a "squeak" sound, and the ten oily nails gradually stretched, like ten poisoned daggers.

The meaning of evil and contempt is beyond words. In the eyes of the green-robed eccentric, Uncle Cao is probably just a piece of fat that can walk, just to eat.

Even Chu Ge, who was hiding in the distance, could feel the incomparably stench of malice coming from the green-robed geek.

"Stop, don't move, cherish your few opportunities, the people of the earth love peace, but they are never afraid of war!"

Seeing that the other party did not enter the oil and salt, Uncle Cao's waist straightened every inch, picked up the flashlight, and when he waved his mace like that, his tone became severe, "Illegal immigrants, please pay attention, you have entered the legal territory of the Earth Alliance, and Carrying untested and sealed controlled weapons, you are limited to put down the magic weapon within three seconds and raise your hand to surrender, otherwise, I will take coercive measures against you in the name of the earth, and you will be responsible for all the consequences arising therefrom! "

The upright and awe-inspiring posture reminded Chu Ge of the fear of being caught by Uncle Cao for doing bad things when he was a child.

Then, Uncle Cao even brought a flashlight, and was slapped by the other party.

The speed was so fast that Chu Ge couldn't see what was going on at all. The green-robed eccentric curled his lips impatiently and waved his claws. Uncle Cao flew dozens of meters away and slammed into a big tree that hugged each other. There was a "click" sound, and I didn't know if it was the trunk or the spine.

"Ah!" Chu Ge exclaimed, clenching his fists subconsciously.

"Hoho." The green-robed geek gave a wild beast-like grin, his body swayed, his claws spread open, like a falcon descending from the sky.

Chu Ge only felt a flower in front of his eyes, and the green-robed monster appeared in front of him. The monster's claws pierced deeply into his flesh and blood. Same as above.

Now, the difference between Chu Ge's face and the green-robed weirdo's face is only twenty centimeters.

He could clearly see the minced flesh between the opponent's teeth and smell the breath of death.

Although he fought with immortals for life and death thousands of times in the game, in reality, Chu Ge still had black tides in front of his eyes. not come out.

At this moment, a strange force slammed hard from the right side, like a high-speed train, knocking the green-robed weirdo out of the way, and at the moment of collision, you could even hear the sound of "clicking" inside the strange person's body, and the sound of broken tendons. .

Chu Ge only felt that the world was spinning, and he was caught by someone and landed safely.

"Little Chu, why are you?"

It's Uncle Cao, he didn't die, he even showed his might and knocked out the immortal cultivator, long live!

Chu Ge cheered for a while, and his brain, nerves and muscles gradually regained vitality, and stammered: "I, I came out to run at night, Uncle Cao, are you alright, what is that?"

"I'm a fan. I live in the third unit of the twenty-five buildings in front of me. I'm addicted to virtual games like "Earth Warriors" all day long. I like to dress up as a cultivator in the game. No, my girlfriend thinks he doesn't Promising, I just broke up two days ago, my spirit is stimulated, I don’t sleep in the middle of the night, and I come out to play monsters in COS clothes.”

Uncle Cao said earnestly, "So, you young people still have to study hard, improve every day, play games, don't get addicted, you know?"

"...Uncle Cao, you are good at making up nonsense. You are also 'a lover, you live in the third unit of the twenty-five buildings in front'. He has nose and eyes. If I hadn't seen him fall from a hole in the sky with my own eyes, I would have listened to him. When it comes to your words, it's very associational or something, I almost believed it!"

Chu Ge was angry and anxious, "Don't think about it before you make up nonsense, just, can a buddy with this look still have a girlfriend? Even I don't have a girlfriend. How can he have a girlfriend like this?"

Chu Ge has a problem. When he is nervous, he talks a lot. Hey, when he talks, he is not nervous anymore.