Reject The System A Thousand Times And Start A Perfect Life

"It's fighting!"

Li Xingquan shouted excitedly.

But soon he questioned: "Cousin, your friend doesn't look very good, does he? He was punched back three steps."

Yue Xiaopeng slapped him on the head again: "You know what a shit! This shows that that kid is terrible, and you still want to take revenge on him. Fortunately, Yuan Wei is here today, otherwise you would be the one kneeling down and apologizing."

"Boss Qiao, go aside, so as not to accidentally hurt you."

Wang Yue said to Qiao Zixuan.

"Wang Yue, be careful."

Qiao Zixuan said with concern.

"Don't worry, I'm fine."

Wang Yue said "ok" to Qiao Zixuan.

"Are you a descendant of Bajimen?"

At this time, Yuan Wei asked.

"I don't know what Bajimen successor is."

Wang Yue waved his hand and said.

"It's fine if you don't want to say it. I haven't met a decent opponent for a long time. Today I want to have a good fight!"

Yuan Wei said excitedly.

Immediately before Wang Yue could speak, he bullied him.

Another punch came over.

This time the fist was more violent than last time.

It can be seen that he did not use all his strength in the first punch.

If it is head-to-head, Wang Yue will indeed fight harder.

But since he got the Fuxi Nine Needles, he knows exactly where the acupuncture points on the human body are weak points.

Now that Yuan Wei is pestering, Wang Yue decides to teach him a lesson.

When Yuan Wei rushed forward, Wang Yue did not receive the punch forcefully.

With two fingers like arrows, he quickly counted points on Yuan Wei's body.

Immediately, Yuan Wei's body began to tremble.

After his fists froze in mid-air, his shoulders shrugged wildly.

A moment later he laughed out loud.

"Hahaha…"

People who didn't know thought he was crazy.

"You... you know how to tap acupuncture points?"

Yuan Wei stretched his hands in the air, and said while laughing.

Yuan Wei was shocked.

He was hit by a joke!

There are very few people who practice acupuncture on Rivers and Lakes.

Yuan Wei had never seen anyone in all these years.

I didn't expect to be so lucky that he bumped into him today.

"Boss Joe, let's go."

Wang Yue ignored Yuan Wei and rode a bicycle to Qiao Zixuan.

"What's wrong with him? Is he sick?"

Qiao Zixuan pointed at Yuan Wei with a puzzled look on her face.

This psychopath just now looked like he wouldn't give up, why is he laughing like a lunatic all the time.

"You may not believe it when you say it, but I tapped his laugh point."

Wang Yue said with a smile.

"I believe!"

Unexpectedly, Qiao Zixuan nodded and said, "Wang Yue, I believe everything you say."

"..."

Now it's Wang Yue's turn and doesn't know what to say.

This silly girl.

"Hahaha...you...hahaha...don't go...hahaha."

Yuan Wei smiled and tried to stop Wang Yue, but it was difficult for him to move even a single step.

This feeling of not being able to stop laughing was really uncomfortable, and he was afraid that he would lose his temper when he smiled later.

"Don't worry, if you laugh for half an hour, it will be untied automatically."

After Wang Yue finished speaking, she drove Qiao Zixuan away.

Yuan Wei was left alone laughing on the spot, and the passers-by all looked at him with crazy eyes.

"Cousin, isn't your friend a lunatic?"

Li Xingquan felt a little Losing face.

"You know what the hell?"

Yue Xiaopeng slapped Li Xingquan on the head again, and then walked quickly towards Yuan Wei.

"Yuan Wei, what's wrong with you?"

Yue Xiaopeng said with concern.

Yuan Wei was laughing so hard that his tears flowed down his cheeks, he really looked like a lunatic.

"Hahaha...I...I was ordered...hahaha...laughing point."

Yuan Wei said while laughing.

It's so fucking uncomfortable.

If I had known earlier, I wouldn't have troubled this kid.

Tapping the laughing acupoint with this hand made him feel miserable.

"Smile hole?"

Yue Xiaopeng's eyes widened.

He only heard about it on TV, but he didn't expect it to exist in the real world.

Li Xingquan didn't believe it either, but there was no way to explain the scene in front of him.

"Then is there anything I can do to help?"

Yue Xiaopeng said cautiously.

Yuan Wei waved his hand, he has no way to speak now.

The sourness of laughing all the time penetrates the bone deeply.

half an hour later.

Yuan Wei's laughter stopped abruptly.

"Yuan Wei, are you okay?"

Yue Xiaopeng asked quickly.

Yuan Wei took a few deep breaths, his whole body was sore.

I have been laughing for half an hour, whoever knows this feeling will know.

"Xiaopeng, I advise you not to trouble this kid again, otherwise, you will see my end."

Yuan Wei said in a hoarse voice.

He's feeling terrified now.

Fortunately, now is a society ruled by law, this kid has no intention of killing himself, otherwise he might laugh himself to death.

"Did you hear that?"

Yue Xiaopeng gave Li Xingquan a sideways look, and scolded: "The fuck will cause me trouble! If you provoke him again in the future, don't come to me if you get messed up."

"Cousin, is this kid really so scary?"

Li Xingquan was a little unconvinced.

But there is still some fear in my heart.

Although he didn't want to believe it, Yuan Wei was a living example, this kid was probably even scarier than he imagined.

"It's scarier than you think."

Yue Xiaopeng said angrily.

And the other side.

on the way home.

Qiao Zixuan kept looking at Wang Yue's profile curiously.

"Wang Yue, what else do you not know?"

Qiao Zixuan asked.

He was too curious about Wang Yue.

It seems that there is no one who can't, but can a person really be so perfect?

"I won't have children."

Wang Yue laughed.

"e..."

Qiao Zixuan was speechless for a moment.

This is so well said that it cannot be refuted.

"Did that person really get tickled by you just now?"

Qiao Zixuan asked again.

"Yes, otherwise why does he keep laughing?"

Wang Yue said.

"Then when I'm unhappy in the future, can you touch my laughing point?"

Qiao Zixuan said suddenly.

"what?"

Wang Yue was surprised by Qiao Zixuan's brain circuit.

"Look, when you are unhappy, if you tap the laugh point, you will keep laughing, so you won't be sad."

Qiao Zixuan said solemnly.

After Wang Yue sent Qiao Zixuan back to the community.

On the way home, as expected, I ran into An Ran again.

An Ran seemed to be staring at him, waiting for him here every day.

"Wang Yue, are you still a Martial Forest master?"

An Ran looked at Wang Yue curiously.

"Have you read too many novels?"

Wang Yue rolled his eyes.

"I just saw the scene at the gate of the school! That person started laughing after you got the acupuncture points done. Are you the sunflower acupuncture point practitioner?"

An Ran tapped the air a few times with two fingers.

"Shall I give you some?"

Wang Yue said with a grin.

An Ran's eyes lit up, then she puffed her chest out and said, "Okay, let me see it."

"Forget it, it's boring."

Wang Yue waved his hand.