Release that Man
: Primer
Everyone who knows the family of Ye feels that this is a common family.
My father, Ye Ye, is a university teacher. Without Tao Liman, if you graduate, you will be forgotten. Others thank the teacher, Huai Ling, who could n’t remember him when he was young.
Mother Ye, a female elder, is a housewife, and she uses her husband's salary, which is not much, or very little, to carefully manage the livelihood of the family.
I have a younger son, Ye Feng, who is studying at an ordinary university. He is not very handsome, but he can definitely handle it.
There is also an eldest daughter, Ye Shuang, who has just worked for two years ... except that his temperament is similar to that of his son.
The family of four is harmonious and ordinary. Parents have had quarrels common to ordinary couples, but have not done anything. The younger son's rebellious period also occurred normally in middle school, but it was not too cynical. The eldest daughter turbulently talked about a little love in the ivory tower, but ended up because of her first boyfriend's empathy and no love ...
From the above non-special examples, it can be seen that the Ye family is really an ordinary citizen. Few people will associate their family with any special event.
On this day, however, the Ye family heard a shocking scream ...
The enthusiastic neighbors rushed in within a minute, knocking on the door screaming and trying to watch the gossip scene as soon as possible: "Old Ye, Teacher Ye! What's the matter? Would you like to help you guys ..."
Three minutes later, Papa Ye, who had an ugly face, finally opened the door of his home, quickly blocked the door and closed it smoothly, blocking the neighbors' curious probes to explore his brain. His mouth was torn for a long time, and finally a stiff smile came: It's okay. "
"Really okay ?!" The neighbors were concerned: "Lao Ye, you don't look so good."
"... My lover was watching a horror movie just now and was scared." Dad Ye drifted away with guilty guts: "I ... I was scared by her screaming."
"..."
I do n’t mind it, watching horror movies during the day is like this ... After all, Ye Ma is very young, and almost 50 years old, she still likes the exciting taste of young people.
The neighbors collectively kept silent. Although they could not wait to torture Ye Dad honestly to explain what happened, such things can only be considered.
"So ... if it's okay, we'll go back ?!" Unfortunately, I couldn't know what happened in the first place, and the neighbors reluctantly said goodbye to Dad Ye.
Dad Ye thanked the neighbors for their kindness. After the people at the door finally left, they stood for another three minutes to make sure that no one was peeping. Then he opened the door hurriedly, almost fast. The level makes it impossible to get a glimpse of the situation inside the house.
In Ye's living room, Ye Xiaodi was standing sleepy on the sofa with a look of sleepwalking, while Ye Ma worriedly welcomed Ye Da, who had just entered the door: "Old Ye, no one found it?"
"No ..." Dad Ye glanced at the handsome man with painful face lying on the sofa behind Mom Ye, and looked like crying: "But our frost ..."
"My sister ... isn't it, my brother ?!" Ye Xiaodi is all hazy, his upper body is lying on the sofa softly, his eyes are a bit out of focus, and he can't stop looking at the sofa even if he is unconscious Man, the paw unconsciously wants to poke over the chest: "What the **** is going on ?!"
With a snapping sound, Ye Ma rushed over and rushed down Ye Xiaodi's paw, in exchange for the latter's pain.
Ye Yema stared at Ye Xiaodi, ignoring his grievances and aloud the lesson: "A girl's chest can let a man randomly touch it! Even if you are her brother!"
Brother Ye Ye was about to cry, and finally turned back and pointed at the man on the sofa and yelled, "Is this a girl ?!"
Look down! Look at the chest, look at the face, look at the pants ... cough!
In short, even if his sister was as generous and generous as the pure grandfathers in the first 24 years, at least women should have some characteristics, and their **** are small.
What is it like now? !!
Anyway, Ye Xiaodi, no matter how you look at it, lying on the sofa is a real man from the inside out.
I was robbed by Ye Xiaodi, and Zheng Ma's righteous Ye Ma turned his finger to the man on the sofa, and then suddenly fell down and wanted to cry: "My frost ..."
Although the boys are also very good, although their family does not value boys or girls, but ... but no matter who has been a good girl for 24 years, suddenly turned into a son, this kind of things ca n’t be accepted by normal people. Is it good!
"Don't cry now!"
Dad Ye finally exerted the majesty of his parents at this time and drank another round of wind and rain: "First figure out what is going on!" He came out of the study after hearing the scream, except Knowing that her daughter suddenly became a son, everything else was unclear.
Ye Yema looked at Ye Xiaodi with tears, and then two witnesses began to recall the scene of the incident together.
Ye Ma, who had a sad look on her face, first offered testimony: "I remember, Shuang Shuang was a little stunned when she came out of her room, probably at that time ..."
次 "Second Olympics! My sister's spirit 恍惚 That was a copy of the game last night ~ www.wuxiaspot.com ~ Ye Xiaodi interrupted the confession, and filled it with indignation and refuted.
"She's playing games again ?!" Dad Ye stared at the table and stared: "I said it earlier, girls can't play games like this either ... Keke! No, it's not the time to say this now! Later ?! "
I responded that Ye Da, who was a little crooked, came back to the subject and asked.
Ye Xiaodi poked his lips and added: "Later, my sister came out and poured water, accidentally knocked off the jade kitten pendant you bought yesterday. She was afraid that you wanted to destroy the evidence, so she was going to secretly I took it out and lost it, but just picked up the debris and passed out within a few steps ... "
"The prodigal girl !!! It took me three months to pay for the jade carving ... wait, that jade carving ?!"
Da Ye Ye finally found a key point, and he hurriedly passed his son and asked, "What about those fragments ?!"
"Still, still on the ground?" Ye Xiaodi pointed at a random point, Dad Ye looked in the direction of his son's fingers, and sure enough, the cat corpse that fell into pieces on the ground remained at the scene.
My daughter has such a big thing, who cares to clean these things.
Father Ye Ye pounced on his body, and at a glance, he noticed the difference between the pieces.
When I bought it yesterday, the jade carving jade was infiltrated with brilliance. But now, these fragments are like a layer of fog, just like a bargain of ten yuan and three pieces.
Hmm ... it seems the cause is found.
Father Ye Ye's expression sank, and his eyes turned to the daughter on the sofa complicatedly ... No, he should probably be called a son now.
Although the cause is found, what exactly is going on? !!
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