"Damn it, beauty, you're wrong, I'm really not the Xu An you mentioned!"
"Don't mess around, take the scissors away first, this is not a joke..."
Xu An was lying on the bed, his face pale.
His hands and feet were tied to the four sides of the bed, and a classical beauty in a white dress was holding a pair of scissors, gesturing back and forth between his legs.
If this scissors were cut, the happiness of this life would be ruined.
"What? Where is the courage of Master Xu just now? Now you don't even dare to recognize who you are?"
The scissors in the woman's hand suddenly raised up, pretending to stab!
"Fuck, Xiao Lan'er, don't go too far!"
Xu An suddenly felt a chill in his crotch, and said angrily: "You are murdering your husband, understand? If you cut with a pair of scissors, your lifelong happiness will be gone!"
He traveled to this world because of a car accident, and the woman in front of him was Princess Gaoyang of the Daqian Dynasty.
The former was the young master of the Duke Dingguo Mansion of Daqian, and also the fiancé of Princess Gaoyang of Daqian.
Today, the former was fooled and sneaked into the princess's mansion, trying to force himself on Princess Gaoyang, but was beaten to death.
This idiot was crazy and killed himself, but now he has to bear the consequences!
"Heh, now the young master remembers who he is?"
Xiao Lan'er sneered and said, "Don't worry, after castrating you, I will still marry you. As for my lifelong happiness... Don't you know that I can keep a concubine?"
Fuck you!
You want to cheat on me before you get married? Do you think I'm a decoration?
"Okay, you're so cruel."
Xu An gnashed his teeth and said, "Don't you just want to cancel the engagement? I agree. I'll go back and tell my father and ask him to go to the emperor. Is that okay?"
"If you're worried, I'll write a document and sign it!"
Xiao Lan'er was a playboy in his previous life. He had quarreled with the emperor many times to cancel the engagement.
The reason for making such a scene today was obviously to make him go to Xu Xiao, the Duke of Dingguo, and let Xu Xiao go to the emperor to cancel the engagement.
Xu Xiao was the general of the army and had saved the emperor many times. The emperor might listen to him.
"Haha, it seems that when it comes to life, Master Xu is still very smart."
Xiao Lan'er took the document on the table and said lightly, "I've prepared it for you a long time ago. Sign it!"
"Stupid woman, you tied my hands. How can I sign without untying them?"
Xu An pretended to be furious.
Xiao Lan'er sneered and raised her hand to cut the rope on Xu An's right hand.
She was very alert, but unfortunately she still underestimated Xu An.
As soon as her right hand was free, Xu An turned over and pressed Xiao Lan'er under him in an instant.
He covered Xiao Lan'er's mouth with his left hand to prevent her from calling for help. At the same time, he pinched her right wrist with his right hand and slapped it heavily on the bed twice, and the scissors fell from her hand.
"Woo woo woo..."
Xiao Lan'er struggled violently, but in order to keep it secret, all her people were sent away by her, so no one could hear it.
"Woo woo, sister, if I hadn't grown up under the red flag, you would have screamed now!"
Xu An pressed his body against Xiao Lan'er, picked up the scissors with his right hand and cut the ropes on her hands and feet.
He stuffed a section of bed sheet into Xiao Lan'er's mouth, put Xiao Lan'er's hands behind her back, and slapped her on the part behind her!
"Dare to threaten me? Do you know what it means to take your husband as the leader and follow the three obediences and four virtues?"
Xiao Lan'er's delicate body stiffened instantly.
She was a princess, and this bastard dared to tease her like this.
"Woo woo woo..." Xiao Lan'er's pretty face flushed, and her beautiful eyes were spitting fire.
"You dare to be mean to me?"
Xu An slapped her again, and did not forget to twist it hard:
"Cancel the engagement? Don't even think about it."
"Not only will I not cancel, I also want you to be willing to pay for it! Become one of the six thousand beauties in my backyard."
"I traveled through time just to lie down and enjoy myself. What's wrong with being a princess? I'll sleep with you, so what!"
"Woo woo woo..." Xiao Lan'er's beautiful eyes widened, and she was murderous.
"Just take your time to moan. I'll let you call me differently next time!"
Xu An tied Xiao Lan'er up like a dumpling in a few seconds, threw her on the bed, and raised his hand:
"I have something to do today, so I won't play with you. Uncle..."
He turned around and walked away swaggeringly.
Xiao Lan'er kicked her feet wildly, wishing she could kill Xu An.
Shameless, scum, dare to treat her like this!
Walking in the front yard is courting death. Xu An closed the door of the princess's boudoir, and immediately tiptoed to the backyard and climbed over the wall to leave the princess's mansion.
Jumping off the street, Xu An immediately held his head high and walked out with his chest out.
From a distance, he saw his group of friends probing outside the princess's mansion.They immediately surrounded him when they saw him, all of them excited.
"Xu An, how is it? Did you succeed?"
"Yes, tell us the result quickly, we are so anxious!"
"Tell us quickly, how do you feel? That is Princess Gaoyang, who is known as the most beautiful woman in Daqian!"
"..."
Everyone immediately surrounded him and talked about it.
Xu An held his head high and patted his chest and said, "If this young master goes out in person, it will be easy to capture her. Our princess can't get out of bed now!"
Being tied to the bed, she couldn't get out of bed.
"Oh my god, is this true?" Everyone was shocked.
That was the dream lover of countless men in Kyoto, and she was really harmed by this guy?
"It must be fake, how can you believe his words?"
"The princess is pure and innocent, how could she fall in love with him?"
At this time, a sneer came.
Xu An looked back and saw that the person who spoke was a teenager of about seventeen or eighteen years old with a livid face.
After integrating his memories, he knew that this guy was the young master of the Anguo Mansion, Zhao Gao. His father was the prime minister of the dynasty and the head of the civil officials. He didn't learn anything, but learned all the bad things from his father.
The reason why his predecessor went to the princess's mansion was that he was fooled by this guy.
Moreover, he had always admired Princess Gaoyang, and fooled his predecessor to go to the princess's mansion just to kill someone with a borrowed knife!
In fact, he did it, and his predecessor was really beaten to death.
It's a pity that he would never expect that the modern Xu An would travel through time.
He originally didn't want to care about this bird's business, and it would be great to be his own prodigal son happily, but he couldn't swallow this breath.
"Bingqingyujie, that's also my wife. His Majesty the Emperor personally granted the marriage. It has nothing to do with you."
Xu An walked in front of Zhao Gao and punched Zhao Gao in the eye without warning, knocking Zhao Gao to the ground directly.
"You, you are crazy! You dare to hit me?!"
Zhao Gao covered his eyes and was furious.
"I hit you! You are fooling me, right?"
"Do you know that I was almost beaten to death? If it weren't for my wife Princess Gaoyang who came to my rescue, I would be dead."
"Fuck you, you are using a knife to kill someone, right?"
"Hide, you dare to hide? I will kill you!"
"..."
Xu An hit Zhao Gao with his fists and feet, cursing!
The group of playboys behind him watched the show with their hands folded and laughed, and no one stood up to stop him.
However, they believed Xu An's words a little more.
Without the reminder of Her Royal Highness Princess, Xu An obviously could not have thought of using a knife to kill someone.
"How dare you, Young Master Xu! You are a relative of the emperor, how dare you fight in the street? How disgraceful!"
At this time, an angry shout came over.
Xu An looked up and saw a middle-aged man with a goatee rushing down from the sedan chair.
At this time, he was staring at him angrily.
It was the Imperial Censor Zhang Anshi.
Memories immediately emerged in Xu An's mind. He knew that this old guy was known as the iron mouth of the Daqian court. For the sake of fame, he opened his mouth and spit everywhere, even the emperor.
The previous incarnation was beaten several times, all thanks to this old guy.
So when he saw him, I don't know if it was influenced by his predecessor, Xu An blurted out almost instantly: "What? Old bastard, are you going to meddle in other people's business again?"
(New books are here, everyone must remember to add them to the bookshelf~ Same taste, more exciting! Please support me! Good reviews, all are welcome! Thank you brothers! PS: The eldest son of the hereditary duke can be called the prince, which is a title, or he can be called the little prince, which is an ordinary honorific)
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