Resurrection: I'm Still Dark Mage

"I've never seen such a person, it's really World Grade."

Xiao Yun leaned on the wall by the side of the road and just vomited.

"It's better to go to Jiang's house in a few days to inquire about some superpowers and spiritual powers of this blue star."

Xiao Yun wanted to eat something, and hadn't eaten for a long time.

I took out my clothes pocket, only ten yuan, or ten yuan.

"What can this eat?"

Xiao Yun looked left and right for a long time, and found an online celebrity shop. It is said that this shop is very popular on Douyin.

The name is Chang Lai Chang Reciprocation.

Xiao Yun walked in immediately after seeing it: "Instant noodles should be very cheap!"

As soon as we entered the door, the enthusiastic proprietress came up.

"Sir, what do you want?"

Seeing that there was no menu in the store, Xiao Yun asked the proprietress, "What instant noodles do you have?"

The proprietress excitedly introduced: "There are ham sausage instant noodles!"

“Seafood Instant Noodles!”

“Braised Instant Noodles!”

Xiao Yun thought for a while, then made a decision, "Let's braise the instant noodles!"

"Okay, you can finish it right away!" The proprietress looked excited and another fool appeared.

I have to slaughter a good meal, which is enough for this month's living expenses.

Xiao Yun wondered how expensive a pack of braised instant noodles would be? Did not ask the price.

"Your braised instant noodles are ready, I added root sausages for you, the intestines are coming!"

"Thank you," Xiao Yun took it and started eating.

There is no aftertaste, nothing special, and there is no difference from the braised instant noodles in a pack of three yuan and a bucket of five yuan.

"Forget it, the restaurant I chose, I have to finish eating while crying."

"Maybe it's only ten yuan, five yuan more!"

"Miss Boss, I'm done eating, I'll put the money here for you!"

Xiao Yun wiped his mouth and walked out after speaking.

The proprietress immediately came up with a broom in her hand, and her expression changed instantly. Grinning at Xiao Yun.

"What's the matter with you?" Xiao Yun was taken aback.

"You want to run the order!"

Xiao Yun was stunned, "I didn't run the order!"

"You still say no? Why is it only ten yuan?"

Xiao Yun realized, "How much more?"

"Five hundred and eight!"

Pfft... Xiao Yun spit out the instant noodles he just ate.

"Five hundred and eight? Go outside and grab it, there are banks outside.

"What instant noodles do I eat, made of gold?"

The proprietress showed a cheeky face: "No? If you don't give it, don't even think about going out. If I eat instant noodles in my heart, don't even think about leaving if you don't give me a few hundred yuan."

"Guys come out."

In the next second, two thirty-year-old men came out of the kitchen.

"Boy, if you don't want to be beaten, you can pay five thousand and eight!"

"Don't ask for trouble!"

Xiao Yun's face changed: "What the hell? Why is it five thousand and eight again?"

"Don't you want my life? My life is not worth five thousand and eight!"

"Then call me," the proprietress pointed at the two of them.

Hit the broom in your hand directly.

Xiao Yun called Zhan Lang directly, and the proprietress beat him as soon as she said she wanted to.

Xiao Yun kept dodging.

"I warn you, do you want ten yuan or not, if this is the case, I will fight back."

The proprietress was extremely rampant, "Stinky boy, you have to throw down a few hundred yuan to the king of hell even if you have a heart and soul."

"You forced me to do this!"

Xiao Yun's fingers glowed.

"Boy, are you still a magician?"

Xiao Yun smiled coldly, "I am Mage."

Swish, the three of them burned with flames all over their bodies. Light gathers at one point.

The clothes of the three people were directly boiled.

"Ahhh! Hooligans!"

Xiao Yun gave a smirk, and received the ten yuan directly into his pocket, "Robbery should be punished."

The two men hugged and blocked the bottom, motionless.

One of the older ones is the husband of the proprietress, and the other is an employee.

The older one suddenly saw the younger employee's panties and froze.

No wonder his wife became less and less interested in him.

There were several employees in my store before, but my wife let this kid stay.

"I said why the couple's underwear between me and you disappeared, so you two are wearing it secretly?"

"*You! Die for me!"

The proprietress was dumbfounded, "How could this be discovered?"

One whips the left leg, the other kicks the right, and the older one hits the person directly.

"Dog men and women, die for me!"

The proprietress screamed.

Xiao Yun watched the play for a while and left directly.

When he left, he crushed all the instant noodles the proprietress had served.

Since then, Xiao Yun has become obsessed with burning other people's clothes. Xiao Yun found that this can solve the problem quickly, and others will stop what they are doing and talking about immediately.

But later he was also dubbed the title of "Shaoyi Hero".

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