Resurrection, It's Really Toxic To My System

"Xiaojun, this is your wages for today. It's 250 yuan in total. You can count it. I won't be responsible for leaving the counter." Uncle Du looked like a profiteer.

"No need, I trust you." Lin Jun put the money into his pocket without even counting it.

After receiving today's wages, Lin Jun walked home dejectedly.

Looking at Lin Jun's unhappy look.

"Have I gone too far in exploiting him? Why don't I give him a raise...by ten yuan tomorrow!"

But Lin Jun was not motivated by money at all. He got 10 strawberries and blueberries alone.

If the effect spreads, one thousand yuan will still be considered cheap.

Moreover, the system said that the weapons you get by slaying monsters can also be used by others. Even this bad sword is much better than the first-level weapons in the real world. According to the best first-level weapons on the market, it is about 10,000. Yuan.

Even if you sell it cheaper yourself, let’s say 8,000, that’s still a lot of money!

It was already half past six when we returned to the courtyard of the bungalow.

"Brother, are you fat?"

Just after entering the courtyard, Lu Xiaoluo threw away the branch in her hand and ran to Jun Lin on her short legs.

The chicken thief's eyes kept looking at Mr. Lin's hand.

Seeing Jun Lin come back empty-handed, his little face suddenly fell, he turned around and picked up the branches he just lost, and continued to mess with the ant nest.

"Hey! You have no conscience..."

Lin Jun was speechless for this little kid.

You don't even pretend to be a little longer, so you can impress me for a little longer!

Lin Jun walked over and pinched her face.

"Tell me, did your parents play a mixed doubles match this morning?"

Lu Xiaoluo raised her little eyebrows and fiercely fought against Mr. Lin's hand.

He rubbed his chubby little face, then tilted his head and asked in confusion: "What is mixed doubles?"

"Uh... just your mother and father beating you together."

Lin Jun should tell her this cruel fact!

After Lu Xiaoluo heard this, she suddenly became excited. "Yes, yes, after the beating, my parents even twisted my ears, saying they wanted to twist my ears into rabbit ears!"

"But apart from a little pain, the ears haven't turned into bunny ears. Huh, mom and dad are lying."

Uh...what's with that disappointed look on your face? It seems like we're not supposed to be talking about you being beaten?

Lin Jun suddenly understood why Aunt Mei and his wife wanted to practice the trumpet. The relationship practice was wrong!

"Okay, keep poking at your ant nest!" Lin Jun was too lazy to pay attention to this unlucky child.

Go inside.

Sure enough, the snacks I bought yesterday were already finished.

well! No matter where it is placed, Lu Xiaoluo is like a radar that can always be found by him.

It’s hard to guard against domestic thieves!

After I came out of the shower, I started playing with my phone and found that there were 99+ people in the classmate group. It seemed that the classmates were chatting very enthusiastically!

"Yao Shou! I heard that in our city, people who went out to hunt alien beasts today encountered a herd led by level 5 alien beasts. They suffered heavy casualties!"

"I've also heard that one of my neighbors went out with a hunting party. There's no news yet. It's probably the worst."

"Alas! Didn't you say that there are no strange beasts above level 5 around our Jinyang City?"

When Lin Jun saw these chat contents, he felt a sense of urgency in his heart.

This world is too dangerous. Those who go out to hunt strange beasts do it to collect materials and come back to sell them. If they are not careful, they will lose their lives.

Beep! Someone sent another group of messages, and Lin Jun looked at them.

Mo Xiyun: "If you have such care, you might as well practice hard, otherwise you will die outside in the future."

Lin Jun: "......"

well! Unsurprisingly, this chat was interrupted by the snake goddess again.

"Please don't be obsessed with me. I'm just a legend..."

Just as he was sighing, his cell phone rang.

Mr. Lin took a look and saw that it was a number without a note.

Confused, he pressed answer.

"Hello! Hello, who are you?"

"Aha! Little brother, do you still remember me?"

Lin Jun heard this voice very familiar and asked uncertainly: "Are you... that uncle?"

"Hey! I didn't expect my brother to still remember me!"

"Is it really you? I wonder what you want from me?" Lin Jun asked in confusion.

"It's like this. Your strawberries are very effective. I plan to ask for 20 strawberries and 20 blueberries. I don't know if my brothers have that many."

When Jun Lin heard this, it turned out that business had arrived.

I looked at the system space and found that there were only x20 strawberries and 19 x blueberries, which was not enough!

"Yes, yes, but I can't give it to you until tomorrow night."

Mr. Lin has nothing to say about his attitude towards doing business.

"Haha! It's good to have it. Let's do it tomorrow night. By the way, I'll give you a deposit of 10,000 yuan first!"

Ding! Received 10,000 yuan.

"Hey! Uncle, I'm so happy. It's such a happy decision. Give me a call tomorrow night and make an appointment then."

"OK!"

After hanging up the phone, Lin Jun was in a good mood.

Making money is such a joy.

Suddenly, I felt that the pig pen didn’t smell so bad anymore, and even those piles of pig manure became cute.

But at this moment, the phone rang again.

Lin Jun took a look.

It was actually another call from an unknown number.

"Hello!"

"Are you Li Laoliu's family member?" A pleasant female voice came from the other side of the phone.

"Uh! That's right! May I ask what's wrong with him?"

In Jun Lin's heart, thousands of grass and mud horses are galloping.

No need to guess, Lao Li must have been arrested again.

"Li Laoliu violated some lifestyle issues and was caught by our police on the spot. Please pay the ransom!"

The female voice on the phone was obviously a little impatient.

"Oh! Okay, I'll go right away."

After hanging up the phone, Mr. Lin wanted to curse.

I shouldn't have given him money. As soon as this old man got rich, he was afraid that money would bite his pocket, and he couldn't stop himself.

Helpless, Mr. Lin had no choice but to put on his clothes and go out of the house.

Lu Bailing happened to come out to dry his clothes.

"Jun Lin, what are you going to do?" Lu Bailing looked like a housekeeper.

"Oh, a friend asked me to go and play!" Lin Jun responded casually.

"Friend? It's almost nine o'clock, and your friend still asks you to go out to play?" After that, he added: "Is your friend a boy or a girl?"

This girl is really nosy.

"male!"

"Oh! It can't be Liu Santan, right? I'm telling you, this little fat guy is not a good person. Don't get too close to him."

Lu Bailing kept nagging.

"Okay, okay, you are so long-winded. I'll leave first." Lin Jun didn't bother to pay attention to her, just opened the courtyard door and left.

Lu Bailing was so angry that he threw down a child's dress.

"Hmph! Mr. Lin, you bastard, you dare to think I'm verbose!"

Suddenly he came back to his senses and looked at the dusty clothes on the ground.

"Well, this is my sister's, so it's okay..."

Lu Xiaoluo: "..."