"Ding dong!"

Just when Lin Yan was overjoyed with the banknotes in his hand, the cell phone's ringtone rang.

Glanced at the phone.

Li Gang?

What does he want to do with him? I didn’t want to talk to him, but I was still curious.

Click on the information on your phone and take a look.

"Lin Yan, I'm warning you, stay away from my goddess, otherwise, you will reap the consequences!"

silly dog! How do I know who your goddess is? None of my business!

Even so, Lin Yan still wanted to disgust him. "Sorry, she just fell asleep."

Then I added an emoticon package with the same style as Brother Wuying, and sent it with a little help.

【Ding! If the host successfully disgusts others, which is consistent with Lao Liu's behavior, the host will be rewarded with +1 for all attributes. 】

"Ding dong!"

Li Gang's message came again, "Lin Yan, I'm **you**, you can't be nice, you idiot!"

What a stinky mouth!

Lin Yan frowned and put him on the blacklist. Out of sight, out of mind!

When Li Gang was greeting Lin Yan's parents, he found that the message could not be sent. Li Gang held his breath and called his brother.

"Hey, Brother Hu, are you here, Brother Jie? I want you to do something for me!"

. . .

While walking on the road, Lin Yan felt a little hungry. He ate a bunch of bean sprouts for lunch, but he was not hungry at all. He touched his stomach and decided to buy something delicious.

There is a snack street nearby, which is clean and hygienic.

"Boss, let's have a cup of milk tea!" Lin Yan walked to a milk tea shop and said casually.

The owner of the milk tea shop is a beautiful woman in her thirties who exudes positive energy and has a very deep career.

She was holding a big, white kitten and stroking it quietly.

"What a cute breast, so big and white! Can you touch it?" Lin Yan's eyes lit up and he swallowed lightly.

"..." Where are you looking? The employees on the side were not happy. Does this young man know what it means to look at no evil? Just take a look at him. He kept looking at him and the boss became shy!

Lin Yan coughed and then looked away.

"What type of milk tea?" the clerk asked expressionlessly.

After looking at the types of milk tea, Lin Yan was completely stunned.

this. . . Is the name really a Chinese character?

Eagle milk tea

鄄騕 milk tea

尜尜 milk tea

. . . .

Stockings milk tea

After looking at it for a long time, I finally found someone I recognized, but is this silk stocking milk tea serious?

It can't be what he thinks!

"Then let's have a cup of stockings milk tea!" Lin Yan sighed and said, there is no other choice. I am not very talented and illiterate!

The clerk didn't hesitate. He silently took off the black stockings on his legs, soaked the stockings in milk tea in front of Lin Yan, and then handed it to Lin Yan.

"You're getting an advantage, kid!" the clerk, a grown man, said shyly.

? ? ?

Holy shit, are you serious?

How disgusting!

You can smell the smell of milk tea through the straw. If you take one sip, you will get a fungal infection in your lungs.

"Forget it!" Lin Yan stroked his forehead, "I'll treat you to this cup of milk tea."

Then, with the clerk's puzzled eyes, he drank it.

No matter how hard he struggled, he couldn't resist Lin Yan's clutches.

"Gudonggudong"

The clerk gulped it down.

Leaving behind ten dollars, Lin Yan walked away.

Before leaving, she even rubbed her lovely breasts, which made the beautiful boss feel shy.

Well, it feels really good, I’m talking about cats!

"Ugh!" The clerk dug his throat and spit out all the milk tea he just drank.

So delicious!

He is only responsible for making it, not drinking it!

The owner of the milk tea shop was a little confused. Logically speaking, the snack street was very popular, and opening a milk tea shop here should be profitable. Who knew that not only did he not make any money, he was always adding money to it.

Also, everyone only orders stocking milk tea and doesn’t even look at other types of milk tea. What’s wrong with young people nowadays?

There must be someone who is illiterate!

"Let's have a bowl of hot dry noodles!" Lin Yan walked to the hot dry noodles stall and was very worried about the sanitary conditions here. The flies were buzzing and screaming, one word, annoying!

"Okay, would you like a medium bowl, a large bowl, or an extra large bowl? Although we are a small business here, we are also very user-friendly."

Lin Yan frowned, feeling that the matter was not simple. Where there was a Crouching Dragon, there must be a Fengxiao, he was convinced.

Lin Yan pointed to the bowl in the middle, "That's it."

Besides, it’s rude!

"Okay, we have a bowl of hot dry noodles with a grilled sausage, and an extra glass of beer. Would you rather pair it with it?" the female stall owner asked with a smile on her face, full of wisdom.

. . .

OK, Feng Chu is here!

"Okay, let me ask first, how much is the total for one portion of noodles and one portion of grilled sausage?"

"ten bucks!"

"good!"

Lin Yan took out a red note and handed it over, and the hostess gave him ninety yuan.

Just as Lin Yan was about to leave, the hostess grabbed him and said, "This is counterfeit money!"

? ? ?

He has checked it and it is true. How could it be false?

Lin Yan snatched the red banknote from the female stall owner and looked at it carefully. Damn it, Tiandi Bank!

It was really fake, but it was changed.

Good guy, I actually encountered a liar in broad daylight.

Looking at the few strong men around him who were ready to make a move, Lin Yan frowned slightly and felt that things were not simple.

This is still a gang crime, good guy.

When did I, the sixth child, suffer such a disadvantage? How could I bear such grievance?

Lin Yan turned and looked at the female stall owner, "Hold on to me later! Take off from Wuhu!"

? ? ?

The female stall owner originally looked like she was succeeding in her treacherous plot, but Lin Yan instantly lost her temper.

What is he saying?

The next second, the female stall owner was pulled over by Lin Yan and flew into the air.

Causing people around to look up.

"Damn it, this young man!" The old man in the wheelchair below looked shocked, and stood up with a jerk.

"Dad, are your legs okay?"

What a medical miracle!

"What are you going to do?" The female stall owner is in her thirties, and her charm is still there. She has been doing this kind of business for many years, but she didn't expect to provoke a person with superpowers who can fly?

She looked a little flustered, she didn't expect that she would be taken away.

"What to do, hehe, there are so many things that can be done!" Lin Yan looked at her with evil intentions and let out a arrogant laugh.

"Beast!"

"Sister, you don't want the police to know that you are a liar, why don't you use counterfeit money to defraud!"

【Ding! The host's behavior is detected, and the host is rewarded for raising the power level to the second-level power! Hehe, I'm so excited! 】

. . .

Lin Yan grabbed her fate by the throat with a proud look on his face.

"Okay, be obedient and give me back my one hundred yuan!" Lin Yan's voice was serious.

He even cheated me out of his hard-earned money, and he really didn’t get beaten up by society!

The female stall owner who was about to take off her clothes was stunned. This guy didn't follow the rules!

She thought this kid wanted to play in the air!

"You kidnapped me just for a hundred dollars?" the female stall owner said speechlessly.

She was ready to sacrifice her life, but this young man only wanted the one hundred yuan?

I thought that my son Xiao Chen was already a weirdo, but I didn't expect that there would be an even weirder one.

"Sister, that's one hundred yuan, one hundred packs of bean sprouts!" Lin Yan said heartbrokenly.

[Host, you are so worthless, I despise you! <( ̄ ﹌  ̄)> 】

"Okay, I'll give it to you!"

Lin Yan smiled and nodded as a hundred-dollar bill fell into his hand.

"Okay, you can let me go!"

"certainly."

Lin Yan found the nearest police station, handed her over to the police uncle, and then walked away.

"You brat, you obviously promised to let me go, but you actually handed me over to the police, I'm *your mother!" A woman's curse came from behind, how rude!

"This is where there is room for improvement. I'm optimistic about you!" Lin Yan gave her a thumbs up.

I believe she will reform inside and become a new person!

Lin Yan looked at the second-level superpower introduction on his panel. It seemed that it only made him more durable, and the weight he could control had also been greatly improved, to 600 kilograms.

In the past, I could use telekinesis for half an hour, but now I should be able to use it for an hour. This improvement is considered very strong!

Lin Yan wandered around for a long time and didn't eat anything.

Finally, we came to a decent sausage shop with the words "honest and aboveboard" written on it. It looked upright. Nothing could go wrong this time!

"Boss, how much does a sausage cost?"

The boss looked up at Lin Yan and said quietly: "One stick costs three yuan, two sticks cost seven yuan, three sticks cost eleven, and four sticks cost fifteen."

"Then give it to me...wait a minute." Something seemed to be wrong, and I always felt like my IQ was being rubbed against the ground.

"Boss, was your math taught by your physical education teacher?"

"No!" The boss shook his head, "I am self-taught."

Lin Yan looked at his shiny forehead, which was still shining. He was extremely smart after self-study!

"Give me one!" I won't be fooled by this kind of competition.

"Not selling!" the boss said seriously as he silently lit a cigarette.

? ? ?

"Hurry up front, I'm still waiting to buy!"

"that is!"

[Host, can you bear this? Give him a big mouth and the reward is yours! 】

"You really don't want to sell it?"

"I really don't want to sell it!"

Well! Lin Yan dangled a dark pistol from his collar, "What now?"

The boss quietly put out his cigarette, then skillfully grabbed a handful of sausages, tied them with a skewer, handed them to Lin Yan with a respectful look, and said tremblingly: "Brother, thank you for your business!"

It can be said that turning the page is quicker than turning the page in the book! Expertly heart-wrenching and jaw-dropping.

【Ding! Reward the host with the title, Outlaw! 】

[Outlaw Outlaw: Generally, only those who have committed the most heinous crimes and are extremely vicious are eligible to obtain the title, also known as Zhang San. Effect: None! 】

Trash title?

Lin Yan suddenly felt that the sausage in his hand was no longer fragrant. He thought there would be a good reward, but it was useless?

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