"Director, I have discovered a talent. His name is Lin Yan. He is a telepathic power user. He has great potential, but his strength is relatively low. He should have awakened his power not long ago. Can you consider it?"

"Although he has a bit of a venomous mouth, he has no shortcomings except for the social arrogance. He is very strategic and courageous!"

When you encounter a Lightning Leopard, isn't it courageous not to run away?

Being able to flexibly use the weapons of your companions to kill a C-level monster with one strike, isn't this a strategy?

As for awesomeness, it’s really awesome.

After he finished the operation, the boy bought a bunch of bananas and said he wanted to visit him. Then he ate all the bananas while talking, leaving him, the patient, to watch.

Before leaving, he also took away a bottle of his favorite drink.

If this kind of person is not awesome, what is awesome?

"Xiao Zhou, I've read that guy's profile. He's uneducated and has bad habits since childhood. He's not suitable for us."

"Remember to hand over the Lightning Leopard's core later. Don't keep that thing secret!" the director said on the phone.

"Beast core?" Zhou Jie was confused. Wasn't the Lightning Leopard directly handed over to the country, along with the beast core, wasn't it?

"Director, the beast's core isn't broken, right? After all, its head was smashed to pieces by a telephone pole."

"Others don't know, and you don't know, but it's the core of a C-level monster. It can smash a mere telephone pole? Hand it over to me quickly, do you hear me?" After saying that, the other end hung up the phone.

Zhou Jie looked at himself on the hospital bed. His legs were completely gone, and he would probably receive the dismissal documents from the Superpower Bureau soon.

However, where will that beast core go?

Probably not. . .

Zhou Jie smiled bitterly again.

"This computer is pretty good. Wrap it up for me. Isn't it realistic to give it to your wife?" Lin Yan got the money and went to a computer store to pick out a good-looking computer.

The sign reads "Buy a computer and give it to your wife!"

He didn't choose the computer just for his wife, absolutely not!

"Natural and lifelike!" the salesperson nodded.

"What about the wife you gave me as a gift? Let me see?" Lin Yan rubbed his little hands, very excited.

Is there such a good thing? Let yourself be hit!

My ancestral craftsmanship is finally over, and I can start playing cards!

"Understood, arrange it!" The salesperson pointed at the three avatars, "Tell me, which one do you like?"

"Emilia, Rem, Ram, choose one! We will give you a figure in a moment, it is definitely worth your money!" the salesperson explained with a smile.

Lin Yan's dream was shattered instantly, he thought. . never mind.

Just get the figures, it won’t hurt!

Just when Lin Yan decided to pay, he met an acquaintance.

As the saying goes, enemies are extremely jealous when they meet.

Li Gang stared at Lin Yan as if he was constipated. The corners of his clothes were swinging in the wind, and he wished he could fight Lin Yan for three hundred rounds on the spot.

"I'm so poor that I can't even afford a computer. You can afford something worth 4,000 yuan, but my five-year-old nephew's keyboard costs over 10,000 yuan!" Li Gang mocked.

He didn't expect that if he just went out for a walk, he would meet Lin Yan, just in time to settle old and new grudges.

Why is he everywhere? Lin Yan frowned and didn't want to talk to him, "Send me to this place, thank you!"

After saying that, Lin Yan turned around and left.

Unexpectedly, Li Gang was unreasonable and grabbed Lin Yan's arm, preventing him from leaving.

He has already called. Brother Jie and Brother Hu will be here soon. They have to teach him a lesson this time!

Hey, Lin Yan sighed.

Why are you forcing me?

"Li Gang, get away!" Lin Yan pointed behind Li Gang with a horrified expression on his face, as if he had seen something very terrifying.

"Tch, I've seen this kind of little trick a lot, I..." Li Gang looked at him like a fool, and he despised Lin Yan.

With a bang, a basketball hit him, making his head buzz.

Li Gang's consciousness was blurred and his head was dizzy.

( ̄▽ ̄)~*

"Hey, I asked you to hide, don't believe me! It must be very painful if such a big basketball hits you!" Lin Yan said quietly from the side.

Li Gang shook his head and looked at Lin Yan angrily. Today, no one can save Lin Yan. Even if Jesus comes, he has to crawl!

"Hide quickly, Li Gang, here he comes again!"

Li Gang was smarter this time and hurriedly moved three steps to the left, then turned back and saw nothing?

Just when he was confused.

"Take a punch from me!"

boom! With a bang, his fist as big as a sandbag knocked Li Gang several meters away. The right cheek swelled rapidly.

Looking back, Lin Yan was gone.

"Asshole!" Li Gang was so angry that he cursed and chased after him!

Lin Yan, don't let me catch you!

【Ding! Rewards all host attributes +2]

"This kid Li Gang, I haven't messed with him. He keeps picking on me, so let's fuck him head-on!" Lin Yan became angrier as he thought about it, shouting as he ran, with an angry look on his face.

His classmates are all his beloved relatives and friends, and he has never thought of taking too much money from them. Who knows, there are always some people who are not discerning.

Anyway, he is not vain.

If it doesn't work, give him a few bullets.

Li Gang searched for a long time, but couldn't find it, so Lin Yan ran away.

This guy is born in the year of the rabbit, right? So able to run.

Just when he was about to give up, he found that Lin Yan, who had run away, stepped back again, really stepped back.

Running backwards?

What is this operation?

Lin Yan had just run away, but the more he thought about it, the angrier he became. He could not escape the first grade of junior high school, but he could not escape the fifteenth grade. He had to run into him on campus. Why not just defeat him and let him know what he knew? Called Brother Social.

However, Li Gang still has something. He can't confront him head-on, he can only plot against him from behind.

Lao Liu also has principles and cannot lose face.

Lin Yan walked around the mall for a long time, but couldn't find any weapons. Instead, he saw an old man carrying a load and selling laxatives, the kind given to pigs.

In an instant, he had a bold idea.

"Grandpa, I've got it all covered!"

. . .

As soon as Li Gang saw Lin Yan, he instantly activated the super-powerful King Kong, doubling his strength and speed. Li Gang's strength was greatly improved. Even the center on his head looked a bit burly, completely unlike the previous chicken. Angry.

You have to be fast and don't let him fly, otherwise, you won't be able to catch him.

Lin Yan's power is flying. If he doesn't give you a chance to fly, is there any use for it?

"Lin Yan, I *you**!" Li Gang opened his mouth wide and breathed out fragrance, and was about to reach Lin Yan.

There is a broken lake!

Lin Yan quickly poured all the prepared laxatives into his open mouth, then ran away.

Kick your left foot on your right foot and spiral up to the sky.

Then he reached a very safe height. Lin Yan looked at Li Gang with a smile, raised his fingers and said provocatively: "If you have the ability, come up!"

[Ding, congratulations to the host for getting the reward, Swift Step Skill lv1, a unique skill that can greatly improve the host's agility. It is really a must-have for home travel and running. 】

[You can let your enemies eat your exhaust from behind! 】

Yo, this is good.

With this pace, he will be the champion of the school track and field competition, and the rewards will be generous.

And it’s also a good life-saving tool!

Lin Yan looked at Li Gang with a grateful face, looking at Li Gang kindly like an old father.

Rewards are hard-earned, so we have to keep up the good work!

On the other side, Li Gang slapped his throat hard. What was that just now? It was shit yellow powder. It was so disgusting!

Although most of it was spit out, a lot of powder still entered the esophagus.

"Despicable!" Just as Li Gang was cursing Lin Yan below, feeling helpless and furious, his stomach surged like thunder, as if something was brewing, and then a stream of yellow air burst out from between his thighs, A little warm.

puff!

Gulu gulu!

The sound in my stomach became more and more intense, and the stench was overwhelming.

Pedestrians around covered their noses and shouted in unison: "Retreat, retreat, retreat!"

Someone once said, when you don’t know whether you have diarrhea or a fart, don’t believe either fart.

The same goes for Li Gang, he doesn't dare to gamble.

The one just now was just an outpost. I might be about to make a big move. I have to find a toilet first!

Li Gang clutched his stomach and left slowly and hurriedly, settling personal issues first and then coming to settle accounts with Lin Yan.

Reacted?

"Classmate Li Gang, I noticed that your hall has turned black. There will be a bloody disaster in the chrysanthemum today. Why don't you come with me? Can I treat you?" Lin Yan said seriously.

To drag, just drag hard.

I must kill him today!

"Go away, I won't cause trouble for you today, don't be shameless!" Li Gang had a sullen face, fearing that Lin Yan would take advantage of others' danger and launch a sneak attack.

Now, it’s better not to mess with him!

Li Gang picked up his buttocks and moved slowly step by step. The feeling became stronger and stronger, and he was about to choke.

If you delay any longer, it will be too late!

(;´д`)ゞ!

"There is a toilet fifty meters ahead. You're welcome!" Lin Yan gave him a kind reminder.

Li Gang turned around and realized that he had wrongly blamed Lin Yan. This boy still had some humanity. If he beat him in the future, he would be able to let him go.

Li Gang had his target and quickly fled, leaving yellow liquid on the road as he ran.

(;´д`)ゞ

The little girl on the side pointed at Li Gang who was leaving, "Mom, that brother seems to have pooped in his pants! It stinks so much!"

Toilet, toilet!

You must hold back!

Victory was right in front of him, and there was finally a hint of joy between Li Gang's brows.

As long as, as long as we can get to that place!

"Sorry, this toilet can't be used!" The cleaning lady looked at the pale man in front of her with an apologetic look, and sniffed her nose. It smelled so bad!

Her eyes were a little disdainful. Could this person have already had sex?

Before she could react, Li Gang quickly entered the toilet, found an empty seat, took off his pants, and began to release himself.

"Hey, the water in the men's restroom has stopped. Isn't he looking for something for me to do?" The cleaning lady shook her head and went to inform the leader.

She won’t take the blame!

Not far from the toilet, Lin Yan looked around and found a dog wandering at the door of the toilet. Sure enough, dogs can't change their habit of eating shit. The ancients did not deceive me!

"Baby, let me help you!"

Lin Yan picked him up, put on a mask, and entered the toilet.

As soon as I entered the toilet, I smelled a strong stench. The entire toilet was its own area, and the stench was so strong that I almost spit out the bean sprouts I had eaten at noon today.

The dog in Lin Yan's hand didn't think there was anything wrong with it. Instead, it smelled a sweet fragrance and its eyes shone with the light of wisdom.

That's what the food tastes like!

It wants to rush in directly, have a big meal, and taste the delicious food in the world.

Li Gang squatted there for ten minutes. Every time he was about to pick up his pants and leave, his stomach ruminated again, and he screamed in pain. Isn't this the end yet?

"It must be Lin Yan's powder. That bastard, I should just beat him up!" Li Gang cursed Lin Yan inside, so angry that he clenched his teeth and his facial features were deformed.

It's so abominable that he actually drugged him. Is this kind of person worthy of a goddess befriending him?

Li Gang pressed the pumping button, but there was no response. He pressed it again, but there was still no response.

It won't be broken, right?

It stinks to me! (;д;)

What should I do? I've already pulled out bleeding threads. If I pull any more, I'm afraid I won't survive. My legs will become weak.

At this moment, a dog barked, not far from him.

? ? ?

Why is there a dog?

Just when he was confused, a big black dog jumped in from above the door and pounced on it.

"Woof!"

Damn it, don’t come over here!

(ノДT)!

(つД`)!

[Ding, congratulations to the host for receiving a reward of +5 in all attributes, well done! 】

+5?

Lin Yan's eyes lit up, this time the system was very generous.

That's it for today. It's enough for Li Gang to drink a pot.

He quickly backed out of the toilet. The smell was so bad that it made breathing painful.

"Boy, have you seen a boy named Lin Yan?" Two sturdy men came over and asked Lin Yan.

He also specifically pointed to the pictures on his phone.

The picture is a chat interface. The word Li Gang is written on the top of the chat box. Who is Li Gang?

Lin Yan suddenly became angry when he tried to block him, but he acted lightly!

Lin Yan rolled his eyes and said calmly, "I saw him just entering the toilet, in the second cubicle."

After saying that, Lin Yan turned around and left.

"Wait a minute, Brother Hu, this guy looks so familiar. I feel like I've seen him somewhere before?" Brother Jie took a closer look at the person just now. He was wearing a mask and couldn't remember who it was.

"Xiaojie, what the hell, Lin Yan is in the bathroom. You go to the gambling door, and I'll give him some color. If you dare to mess with my brother, you'll get the best of him!"

Brother Hu looked angry, took out a brick from his arms, and walked in quietly.

It can be seen that he is very professional and has many things, but he does not have many things and is face-blind.

The sound of "bah, bah, bah" came from the toilet, which attracted Brother Hu's attention.

Brother Hu frowned, feeling that things were not simple.

He, Brother Hu, is a big brother in society. He has countless younger brothers. He has traveled all over the country and is completely famous in Yangshen Street. Countless audition groups have been defeated by him.

People in society are all frightened when they hear about his reputation as Brother Tiger.

I have seen all kinds of people, but I have never encountered such a strange person.

Judging from the sound, this kid is no longer possessed by Lao Ba and is starting to be self-sufficient.

The food tastes so good, and he can do this in such a smelly environment.

Ask yourself, even Brother Tiger can’t do it.

Good boy, so cruel!

However, that's all.

If you meet him Brother Tiger, you will be in trouble!

"Brother Li Gang, let me help you deal with this kid first."

"Lin Yan, you are a bastard!"

The toilet door was like a brittle piece of paper, kicked open by Brother Hu.

His kick was very powerful, and he kicked Li Gang in the face. The size 44 shoe prints, no more, no less, covered Li Gang's face.

Li Gang was already exhausted, and he no longer had the strength to drive this dog away.

There is one person and one dog, and the water in the well does not interfere with the water in the river. I pull mine and it eats its own. The division of labor is clear.

Just when he couldn't resist anymore, he was kicked away. Before he could recover and see who it was, he saw a brick coming towards him.

Li Gang used his last bit of strength to use his superpower.

It's not to resist, but to protect himself. He won't be able to do it anymore.

boom! A sound.

Li Gang fell down and he was finally free.

The dog was frightened and took a big bite with tears in his eyes.

"I'm here, brother Li Gang!" Brother Hu quickly put down the bricks in his hand and threw them aside.

It wasn't him who did it just now, it was Lin Yan who did it!

Yes, it is like that!

Damn Lin Yan, you deserve to die for bullying my brother!

ヽ(#`Д´)ノ!

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