Retirement daily life in Naruto

Chapter 30 Compromise (2/3 Collection!).

Su Bai was not angry at the nonsense of the end brain, anyway, it couldn't hurt him, and he was used to it a long time ago.

Grabbing the end brain in his hand, Su Bai sighed and said, "I'm very old, and I can't make a fuss anymore." "

"You can get it, are you still old, and you can't pretend to be two thousand years old?" Duantou spat at Su Bai is mouth, "If you dare to regret not restarting the four-dimensional universe, believe it or not, the old lady cursed you to live forever?"

As soon as he heard the word "eternal life", Su Bai immediately softened: "Can you just let me stop for a few years?"

"Hehe, the devil knows how many years you said about stopping for a few years?" said Duanbrain sarcastically, "Who said that you want to treat every day as if it were your last day?"

"It's me...... Wasn't I still an ordinary person back then......" Su Bai scratched his cheek, his tone a little embarrassed.

"I won't quarrel with you, anyway, until you help me restart the four-dimensional universe, I can't let you die. "The end brain also began to break the jar and fall, this Su Bai is simply not oil and salt!

Originally, according to her database, human beings are greedy, and can give up everything for money, power, lifespan, etc.

But Su Bai is different, money, don't want it, it's useless to hold it, right, don't, intrigue is too tiring, life expectancy, don't, decades are enough to live, no matter how much it is boring, no desire to live is like a "fairy", this guy is often too lazy to eat even when he is hungry!

Originally, according to Su Bai's plan, he should have died when he was in the "One Piece" universe, but he was cheated by this pit father's end brain, and he forcibly extended Su Bai's life span for 2,000 years.

What else can this Su Bai say, suicide? This violates Su Bai's life creed, life is given by his parents, and he must wait until his life is at the end of his life, otherwise he must not die, whether he kills or commits suicide, even if he dies of illness.

So Su Bai has been living in a state of confusion, and his life so far is simply as follows: crossing, becoming the strongest in the current universe, boring for a while, traveling, becoming the strongest ...... in the current universe

Repeating the cycle like this, once or twice is fine, but after too many times, Su Bai is already too lazy to work hard to cultivate.

"Tsk, you humans are so troublesome. "

"......" Su Bai couldn't refute, he also felt troublesome.

"I know one thing that should rekindle your passion. Duanbrain said suddenly.

"What's that?".

"Sexuality, according to the data, you male humans are creatures that think with their lower bodies. "

Su Bai: "...... Are you serious?".

"There are 2,000 small yellow films in the database of this end brain, do you want to watch and watch?" said in a tempting tone.

"Huh. "

Su Bai's face was expressionless, but his breathing was obviously thickened, and it seemed that something was in his brain.

It's not to blame his brain, he hasn't read this kind of literature for a hundred years, and now he kind of wants to revisit this kind of literature.

"Tsk, it seems that your heart is moved, then I'll let it go. "

As soon as the words fell, the body crystal of the end brain suddenly flickered, forming a light blue virtual screen in front of Su Bai, the screen was pitch black, and there was a progress bar below.

Su Bai watched the progress bar slowly advance, but the picture was still pitch black.

At this time, the end brain also reacted: "Oops! I forgot that the pieces in the database are all four-dimensional creatures, you can't observe them, wait a minute, I'll find the ...... of three-dimensional creatures."

Su Bai: "......

".

"That's right. "

The screen flickered, and a forest appeared in the frame, in which two foxes were doing piston ......movements

"Nine Lamas, do you want to see the animal world, you are working hard for the next generation......" Su Bai shouted at the little nine-tails.

Little Nine-Tails: "??".

I'm afraid this person is not stupid.

Duanbrain also saw Su Bai's dissatisfaction, and said unhappily: "Why are you humans so troublesome?

Immediately afterwards, the picture turned, and two unkempt and muscular bodies were dressed in animal skins...... Let's be an ape, ...... piston

Su Bai: "...... I'm more curious about where you recorded these films. "

Duanbrain replied, "Didn't you land on an island full of animals when you were a pirate, and you recorded it at that time." "

"That is, I don't have a magnet in my hand now, otherwise I will definitely let you relive the pleasure of separating the plasma wall. Su Bai said in a flat tone.

End brain: "You threaten me ...... again".

“...... Thanks to you," Su Bai strove to the ground, "my last bit of hope for life is gone." "

The series of "hair pieces" in the end brain just now caused a lot of impact on Su Bai.

"Otherwise, let's make a compromise, the old lady will use a method that is more suitable for your state, and let you become the only three-dimensional creature in this world, and then we will talk about the four-dimensional universe later?" Duanbrain discussed in a calm tone.

"Tell me about it. "

"Cause irreversible changes to this world, forcibly modify the world line, draw out the will of the universe, and let the queen mother assist you to replace you, so that you will become the only three-dimensional creature in this universe. "

|“ Sounds like a great idea, but how?".

"It's okay to make all the creatures in this universe have the same fighting spirit as you, the theme of this world is ninjas, and you can just eliminate the ninja from the world. "

"I'd better retire with peace of mind......

".

"You tm ......".

Duan's brain was also anxious, he had never seen such a stubborn person: "I don't care, anyway, if you don't have any achievements in 20 years, the old lady will throw you to other universes, the crack in the three-dimensional universe can't be opened, and the crack in the two-dimensional universe can be torn open by the old lady!"

"Whatever you want......" Su Bai said still half-dead.

"Gan ......".

To be continued......

Many readers feel that the author is perfunctory in these chapters, but it's not quite, it's paving the way for the next plot, I heard other authors say it's called "rhythm", anyway, I don't understand what it means, maybe I don't have a good sense of rhythm?

"Ask for flowers!", "Ask for a reward!", "Ask for a collection!", "Ask for a monthly pass!".