Retirement daily life in Naruto

Chapter 46 Turns into a hammer and slams on your head!(3/3 for collection!)

Su Bai saw through the idea of ape flying to the sun, and said in a flat tone: "I know a lot of things." "

"Ahem...... "Ahem" Ape Fei Ri coughed embarrassedly, he was still found out about this little hobby, even if he was thick-skinned, he would feel embarrassed, so he quickly changed the topic and said: "How many fish did you catch today?"

Hearing this, Su Bai turned his head and looked at the ape Fei Ri with caring eyes, and by the way, he lifted the fishing rod, revealing the hook that was not hung with bait: "How many do you think I can catch?"

Ape Flying Sun Slash: "......".

Fishing does not hang bait, and Ape Fei Ri Slash suspects that Su Bai's brain is not a problem.

Maybe people with high strength have a little quirk, maybe Su Bai's quirk is this.

"You said you know a lot, but something big happened in Konoha recently, do you know?"

Su Bai turned his head and continued to look at Yu Piao: "I don't know anything, don't ask me." "

Ape Flying Sun: Didn't you just say you know a lot of things!

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Ape Fei Ri Slash wanted to slam Su Bai's head violently, but considering the difference in strength between the two sides, he had to pretend that he didn't know anything.

"Forget it. Ape Fei Ri Slash planned to stop caring about this matter, he knew that he couldn't ask anything from Su Bai, so he simply didn't ask about it.

Anyway, now that he is retired, Konoha political affairs, it would be good to give Watergate a headache, he, a retired old man, should think about how to support his old age in the future.

"What kind of pet do you think is better?" asked Sarutobi.

Hearing this, Su Bai finally had a normal reaction, he touched his chin and thought for a while and said, "If the old man says, raise a dog, dogs are more humane, and cats are not bad, but they are too cold ......."

"You can also try to keep birds, parrots are good, I don't recommend this very much, after all, I don't like birds and animals very much. "

"I personally recommend raising a dog, if you don't think it's high-grade enough, you can learn from me to raise a tailed beast ......."

When it came to pets, Su Bai's mouth was opened, and he put forward the advantages and disadvantages of various pets to Ape Feiri, as if he had really raised so many pets.

This bombastic talk stunned Ape Feiri, he thought that Su Bai was a person with a strong demeanor who was cold, didn't like to talk, and couldn't be cold in a high place, but now, why did Su Bai look like a veterinarian?

Ape Feiri slashed his old pipe and said thoughtfully, "How about raising children?"

"Huh?" Su Bai's words came to an abrupt end, "Children, what is there to raise? It's cute when I was a child, and when I grow up, I will be smeared by the world, so it's better to raise a little pet with a pure mind." "

Saying that, Su Bai also hugged the little nine-tails who were napping: "Look, how cute such a little pet is." "

Ape Feiri looked at the little nine-tailed beast jade to Su Bai because he was unhappy about being woken up, and complained wildly in his heart: You call this cute? Why do I think it's so scary!

Xiao Jiuwei lost his temper, but after being suppressed by Su Bai, he suddenly licked his mouth and said, "Hey! I'm hungry." "

"Are you a pig and eat when you wake up?" and what do you call me?" Su Bai looked at Xiao Jiuwei with a "smile" on his face, and stared at Xiao Jiuwei a little fried: "Big ...... Eldest brother. "

"Good~" Su Bai touched the little nine-tail, smoothed out all the hair on his body, and then said to the three generations: "Do you want to stay and eat something, my skills are not bad." "

"Then I'd be respectful and obey. Ape Fei Ri nodded and said, "Anyway, do you still need to eat for the Nine-Tails?"

"He eats wool, he doesn't need to eat at all, he's just hungry," Su Bai knocked on Xiao Jiuwei's head and said, "His current body is made by me using a normal fox as a template, so all kinds of senses are complete, and he can't stop since he tried to eat food." "

"Thanks to the fact that his body is completely made of energy, he can change shape at will, otherwise he would have become a ball. Su Bai said with resentment, he now has to reduce the energy in Xiao Jiuwei's body a little bit every week, because Xiao Jiuwei's body digestion is very weak.

Every time he finished eating, he would find that Little Ninetails' body was fatter than before.

When the two of them reached the shore, Su Bai casually used his thoughts to condense into a fishing net, and fished out more than forty fish from the lake, and by the way, he also caught two Wang Ba.

"Wooden knives, kitchen utensils!".

Hearing Su Bai call himself a wooden knife again, Duantou was not happy at the time, and took the initiative to fly out and then turned into a one-person tall sledgehammer, smashing Su Bai's head with a "bang", and he was not satisfied with the smashing, so he had to smash it a few more times, and he was a little confused.

"Wooden knife?!The old lady turns into a hammer and slams it on your head!Buckle!Buckle!"

"Fog Grass ......" Su Bai covered his head and looked at the four apes in front of him in a daze: "Shadow ...... Shadow clone?".

Ape Flying Sun: "???".

How can this wooden knife still speak? What kind of psychic beast is this?Why is it so short-tempered?

Xiao Jiuwei calmly came back with dry firewood, put it under the pot that Duantou took out, and said, "Don't care, just get used to it." "

As he spoke, Xiao Jiuwei glanced at the wooden knife that returned to Su Bai's waist, and that wooden knife could cure Su Bai.

It was useless for him to bombard Su Bai with the tailed beast jade, but the wooden knife could easily leave scars on Su Bai's body, and Su Bai never resisted, and usually let the wooden knife hit him.

I don't know what Su Bai thinks.

To be continued......

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