Retreat, Retreat, Retreat!
Chapter 17: bacon
Xiao Changning couldn't help thinking: If Shen Xuan knew that her'baby' had been eaten by a dog, what would be a bleak way of death for herself as the princess Changning?
[Dayu Changning eldest princess Xiao, 18 years old, was ordered to marry Dongchang admiral bully Shen Xuan as his wife. In order to protect herself, she conspired with Yue Yao, the Fusi Fusi of Weibei Town, Jinyi, and stole the worship of Admiral Shen' baby'. Of course, unfortunately, I encountered a bad dog on the way, and the "baby" was eaten by the bad dog. The Dongchuang incident occurred, the admiral was furious, and the princess died. 】
Above, about Mo is his own tombstone inscription.
Xiao Changning squatted on the ground with weak legs and wanted to stand up, but he was too scared to have any strength.
"His Royal Highness likes to use this posture to talk to the Governor?" Shen Xuan smiled but not smile, reaching out and pulling her up like a chicken cub.
The black dog ate the "baby" that had been stored for ten years, and seemed to have a nausea. It retched on the side... It's not uncomfortable to eat such dirty things!
Xiao Changning, who was only expecting the black dog to vomit the'baby', suddenly didn't expect it. If that stupid dog vomits such indecent things, how can she explain it?
Feeling anxious and frightened, Shen Xuan twisted her eyebrows and looked at Xiao Changning and said, "What kind of dirty food did your hound give me?"
Can this palace be said to be the thing under your crotch, Lord Admiral?
Of course not.
"It found it to eat and eat..." Xiao Changning said with red eyes, trying to make his eyes look so sincere, "One, a piece of bacon."
"Oh, bacon." Shen Xuan prolonged her tone and looked at her with a smile, "Why is your Royal Highness the princess shaking?"
Xiao Changning lowered his head and did not dare to say a word.
The black dog retched a few times, unable to vomit, and lay down on Shen Xuan's feet in despair, looking listless. After training, this dog should not accidentally eat any poisonous things. Shen Xuan no longer worry about it. She only said to Xiao Changning: "Also invite the princess to the main hall for dinner. After lunch, practice riding and shooting."
Hearing this, Dong Sui's heart on the side tightened.
She still remembered that Princess Changning had told herself: If Shen Xuan persecuted Her Royal Highness again, she would postulate that her Royal Highness has chronic illnesses and should not be tired.
Thinking of this, Dong Sui cleared his throat and mustered the courage to speak, but Xiao Changning was the first to speak: "Okay, I would like to ask Admiral Shen to wait a moment, and I will come in and change into riding clothes."
After that, she dodges her eyes, her face is stiff, and she walks toward the room with her hands and feet.
Dong Sui: Huh?
Looking at her desperate back, Shen Xuan squinted her eyes dangerously: Xiao Changning was so obedient, what caused the trouble?
As soon as Xiao Changning entered the room, he closed the door abruptly, slammed the broken cloth bag in his sleeve, and lay down on the case table and started sobbing.
Several maidservants entered the house one after another, all looking at Xiao Changning helplessly.
"His Royal Highness, what's the matter, what's the appearance of being unlovable?" Qiu Hong stretched out her hand to top Dongsui.
Dongsui shook his head innocently and whispered: "I don't know very well. When he came back, Admiral Shen's vicious dog didn't know what was going crazy and snatched the contents of His Highness's bag to eat... Your Highness looked like this. "
"Bag?" Xia Lu said in surprise, "Isn't it the sachet that the imperial concubine embroidered for your Royal Highness? That is the life of your Royal Highness!"
Xia Lu hurried over, took a closer look at the small gold embroidered bag, and wondered: "The sachet of the imperial concubine does not seem to be like this."
Xiao Changning sorrowed from it, and crouched on the case table, staring blankly, and muttered: "This palace is over, everything is over..."
Several imperial servants are unknown.
When I was about to inquire, I suddenly saw Xiao Changning's withered eyes gleaming, and suddenly raised his head and said, "Dong Sui, go to the dining room and steal a piece of bacon!"
Dongsui looked blank: "...Huh?"
Xiao Changning frowned and lowered his voice anxiously: "Go!"
"Oh..." Dongsui went out confused, thinking: Is the princess poisoned by bacon? How can every word not leave it?
After packing everything up, Xiao Changning slowly moved to the front hall and sat cautiously at the back of his case.
Shen Xuan was not very talkative when eating. Although she ate fast, she did not make unpleasant chewing noises. Xiao Changning absent-mindedly grabbed the rice grains, and kept glancing at Shenxuan with his eyes.
Shen Xuan put down the bowls and chopsticks, picked up the wet kerchief on the side and wiped her hands slowly, squinting at her: "Is there something to say?"
"Cough!" Xiao Changning was almost choked, turning his eyes away and said with a guilty conscience, "Your dog, are you okay?"
"Fortunately, I can't die." Shen Xuan replied lightly.
Xiao Changning said ‘oh’, and the stone in his heart finally fell to the ground. Fortunately, Shen Xuan found no abnormalities.
Shen Xuan asked: "His Royal Highness did anything bad?"
Xiao Changning hurriedly shook his head: "Nothing!"
Shen Xuan's gaze was like a torch, and she put down her veil and said, "Isn't His Royal Highness the most annoying martial arts? What about today, she is a little abnormally well-behaved."
"Really not!" Xiao Changning tried hard to pick up the rice, and said with no confidence.
Shen Xuan only looked at her thoughtfully, as if she was discerning the truth of what she said, but did not continue to question.
After lunch, Shen Xuan taught her to ride and shoot as usual.
Let’s start with the imperial horses today, but the horses in the East Factory are all stubborn military horses, with one person coming up high. Xiao Changning has never ridden a horse before, and has not been able to get on the back after ten attempts.
The horse with dark clouds and snow is getting a little impatient, and it keeps snapping its nose. Xiao Changning was also a little discouraged, with a layer of crystal clear sweat oozing from the tip of his nose, and muffled: "The stirrup is too high for my palace to climb up."
Shen Xuan stood aside with arms folded and pointed to her. Hearing this, she gave a ‘tsk’, unable to tell whether it was intolerance or contempt. He frowned for a moment and walked over to stand behind Xiao Changning.
"What are you doing...Hey, wait!"
Shen Xuan actually pinched her thin waist directly, and put her on the horse with ease as if lifting her high, calmly said: "Grab the reins, don't move."
Xiao Changning clasped the horse's reins indiscriminately with one hand and held the saddle with the other. He leaned forward on the horse's back, daring not to move, and said with tears, "I...I'm afraid!"
The horseback is high, and it is difficult to balance, which is very uncomfortable.
Shen Xuan was holding the reins for her, her tall body stood aside, almost able to look at Xiao Changning, who was lying on horseback, and raised her a little bit: "Step on the stirrups with your feet, and tighten your legs. How afraid? There is this superintendent here. , Can't fall down."
Xiao Changning tried to do what he said, and tried several times before stepping on the stirrups. The clinker horse suddenly trot and frightened Xiao Changning. He bit his lip and lay on the horse's back, sweating coldly.
"Scared stupid?" Shen Xuan laughed, "leaning forward, but there is no need to lie on the back of the horse. The more your Royal Highness is afraid, the more the horse will panic along with it."
Xiao Changning adjusted his sitting posture.
Shen Xuan said again: "Very good, now your Royal Highness can try to control the reins to trot."
"No... wait!" Xiao Changning panicked, "This is too bumpy, this palace can't do it!"
Lin Huan and Wu Youfu passing by on the sidelines, stopped when they saw this, and watched with enthusiasm.
Seeing that Xiao Changning was really scared, nervously, the knuckles holding the reins turned white, and Shen Xuan finally felt soft for a moment. Without even thinking about it, she straddled her long legs and jumped onto her horse's back, next to Xiao. Changning sat behind her.
The horse's back was narrow, and the front of the two men was close to the back. It was obviously the cold season of early winter, but Xiao Changning was so hot.
She was so close to an **** that she had never expected. She blushed, awkwardly trying to move an inch forward, but Shen Xuan held her shoulders on her shoulders, and said in an official tone: "Don't move, I don't care if you break your leg."
The horse bumped its hoofs, and Xiao Changning immediately did not dare to move.
An imperceptible smile appeared in Shen Xuan's eyes, and only then stretched out her arms from her waist to control the reins for her.
With Shenxuan behind him, Xiao Changning felt more at ease. He no longer worried about falling off his horse and being trampled into fleshy by his hooves. He slowly relaxed his heart and could adapt to the bumpy horseback within a quarter of an hour.
Lin Huan stared at the pair of Bi people who were riding a horse in front of him without blinking, and said with envy: "The factory manager and his wife are really affectionate. I don't know if one day in the future, I can also have one like an adult. What about girls who can ride a ride together?"
"Oh, our Xiaolinzi has grown up!" Wu Youfu said with a smile, "I only knew how to eat before, but now I know how to find the right lady!"
Xiao Changning happened to be riding a horse, and couldn't help but interject: "Dear Lin, don't worry, when you grow up, you will have everything."
"Really?" Lin Huan's eyes lit up.
On horseback, Xiao Changning nodded solemnly: "Well. Because the forest is big, there are all kinds of birds."
Lin Huan was still dumbfounded, apparently not realizing that he was teased by the eldest princess, and Wu Youfu, who was on the side, had already leaned forward with a smile. Tears burst into his squinted eyes, and he was out of breath: " Hahahaha, what a forest is big, there are all kinds of birds!"
Xiao Changning was also amused by herself, just happy, and a cold voice suddenly came from behind him: "The hour is here, get off the horse."
The voice was too oppressive, and Xiao Changning immediately did not dare to laugh.
Shen Xuan stepped down on her horse expressionlessly and reached out to help her down. From beginning to end, the corner of her mouth had never even been curved, and it was as cold as a handsome stone sculpture.
Xiao Changning's legs weakened on his horseback, lost in heart, glanced at him a few times, and couldn't help asking, "Doesn't Admiral Shen find it funny?"
Shen Xuan handed the horse bridle into Lin Huan's hand, looked at her with arms folded, and said nothing.
Well, it seems not funny.
Xiao Changning's inner thighs were worn torn by the saddle, and she was very uncomfortable. Seeing that Shen Xuan's face was cold and hard, she didn't want to stay too much. She gently said'Thank you', and went back to the room with her feet soft.
Within this day, there were twists and turns, Xiao Changning was exhausted physically and mentally, and collapsed on the soft couch, allowing several maids to massage her.
When he was drowsy, he heard dull laughter from the opposite side of the courtyard.
Then, the weird laughter was intermittent, becoming more and more uncontrollable, as if he was about to laugh. Xiao Changning was immediately awakened by a fright. He sat up and said, "Who is laughing? What happened!"
The maid Xia Lu listened for a while, and whispered: "It seems to be coming from...Admiral Shen's room."
It was indeed Shen Xuan's voice after hearing this.
Xiao Changning couldn't help being horrified, and the more he thought about it, the more disturbed he became. He panicked and said, "What is he sneering at? Is it because he intends to attack my palace?"
Xia Lu and Dong Sui hugged together, and said: "Your Highness, don't scare the servants, okay!"
"There are no life-saving things, can the bacon top it? Will he see it through!" She muttered to herself, filled with panic in her life soon.
At the moment when she was at a loss, she heard Shenxuan's low laughter coming from next door: "The forest is big...There are all kinds of birds! Hahahaha, it turned out to be...a joke!"
"..."
The world is quiet.
If I remember correctly, half an hour has passed since this joke...
Xiao Changning silently climbed back to the couch and lay down, his calm appearance could not hide a heart like a tsunami: Did the cold and vicious Admiral Shen just react slower than ordinary people? !
The author has something to say: Gouzi: Bao...baby is poisonous!
A serious explanation: In fact, it has only been stored for too many years and it has deteriorated! So friends, don’t eat expired products!
Changning: Is this the point? ! [○;`Д′;○]
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