Return to Primitive Society and Become a Chief
Chapter 21: -I'm such a genius
Ji thief rushed all the way, using the strength of feeding, and finally reached the cave where the witch was at the fastest speed.
He bent over and lifted his legs to gasp, wiped the sweat from his chin, and asked the two guards who were standing guard: "Brother, how is the wizard?"
Both of them looked at him condescendingly, with a somewhat unnatural expression. One of them was a little gloating and said, "Master Wizard is very nice, that is, if you come, you will kill you."
Just this sentence, let Ji Thief petrify in place.
At the same time, the middle-aged primitive woman who often served witches came out from inside and asked, "hasn't the warrior come yet?"
When the words fell, I saw the thief standing there opposite, his eyes suddenly brightened, came forward, and grabbed the thief: "Warrior, you are here, come in quickly, the wizard is waiting for you. so bitter."
Being dragged in forcibly, Ji Thief didn't have the thought of resisting, but the ghost knew the origin of this primitive female, and it was impossible for Ji Thief to break free with the strength.
It can be said that she was coerced into the cave. Before she could stand firm, she saw the witch holding her belly and looking murderous sitting on the ground floor. Her eyes revealed hatred from time to time. The thief who was watching swallowed it subconsciously. Drooling.
"Come?" the witch suppressed her anger.
Ji Thief's expression was a little stiff: "Ah, come, come."
The witch waved, and the middle-aged primitive woman stepped back.
When there were only two people left in the cave, the witch and the thief, the witch's sneer came out.
"Haha, Ji thief, you are the first person in the tribe who dared to defy my intentions. When the tribe distributed food, I called you to come, but you dragged it down until now?" The witch rubbed her belly and said angrily: " Do you think you have become a warrior, no one can care about you!"
Ji Thief snorted and said bitterly, "The wizard, I came so late for a reason."
The witch said angrily: "You still dare to quibble, don't you? Do you know, in the tribe, if you disobey my order, you will be punished by topping!"
Hearing this, Ji thief crouched, he looked at the witch, and said to his sister, are you the emperor or the queen? Just the second-in-command of a tribe of hundred people, how do you think you are like Wu Zetian?
"Come on, call me the thin elder!"
Just as Ji Zei thought for a while, the witch shouted outside with a throat.
The thief heard the sound, and hurriedly stepped forward to cover the witch's mouth: "Don't don't don't don't, Master Wizard, let me say no."
The witch was holding her mouth and screamed twice. She was heartbroken and opened her mouth to take a bite on Ji Thief's hand. The painful Ji Thief covered her head and jumped and yelled: "Fuck, you are a dog."
The witch looked at the backing thief cautiously: "What are you going to say? Also, what is a dog?"
Ji Thief snorted and waved his hand: "Forget it, tell you that you don't understand. Actually, I came so late for my reasons."
The witch chuckled, and did not believe what Ji Thief said: "The reason? What reason?"
What she thought was very simple, Ji Thief was just floating.
I have only been the number one warrior of the tribe for a few days, so I dare not listen to my own words. If I let it go, what's the matter?
Today, no matter what, he has to clean up and let him get to know the rules of the Frost Valley tribe.
With this in mind, the witch looked at Ji Thief and said, "Go ahead, if you can't say it, don't blame me for calling the thin elder and chiseling for you."
The thief who was covering his palm rolled his eyes, saying that your tribe is simply a group of murderers. Mom always choked the tops, right?
He sighed and took out the **** that he had taken during the day from his body: "I was very happy when I came, because I found a way to heal your body, Master Wizard, but you don't appreciate Master Wizard at all. , I still want to gouge me up. My heart is really cold."
Ji Zei pretended to sigh pitifully, and while speaking, he secretly looked at the witch's expression.
Sure enough, when the witch heard that Ji Zei found a way to cure herself, the expression on her face suddenly changed.
There was a flush of excitement on her face, and then she revealed her pinkness. She pressed the impulse in her heart and asked Ji Thief with her eyes wide open: "What did you just say?"
The thief knew what the witch was talking about, but pretended to be crazy and stupid: "I feel so cold in my heart..."
"It's not this. You said you found a way to heal me?" The witch couldn't wait.
Ji Zei deliberately teased her: "Yes, but Master Wizard, you don’t appreciate it. I can’t help it. Forget it, this is fate. Just gouge the top. Who made me delay Master Wizard because of finding this. As for your major event, I still don’t listen to you. It deserves to be chipped."
When talking, Ji Thief made a look of death, as if it meant to ravage me again, I was already lying down.
However, the witch has already kicked him to death. Why didn't you say it earlier if you found a way?
The witch, who was already painful and hard to move, stood up tremblingly, and walked towards the thief, her voice a little unbelievable: "You, what you said is true?"
Ji Thief pretended to sigh pitifully and put out the Jiang Tan in his hand: "Yes, that's all, but I think Master Wizard doesn't need it now, so I will throw him away."
With that, Ji thief made the action of throwing into the fire.
"Stop it!" Like the roar of a Hedong lion, the witch's voice was so loud that it even alarmed the two guards at the entrance of the cave.
They ran in in a hurry, looking panicked and asked, "What's the matter?"
"It's none of your business, go out!" The witch scolded the two of them.
The two guards, look at me, and I look at you. I don't understand what happened to the wizard, who is not always angry.
They didn't understand, so they had to go down.
After they left, the witch came up and grabbed Ji Thief's arm: "Are you saying this can cure my body?"
Seeing a witch who was eager to try but was afraid of disappointment with a tangled expression on his face, Ji Thief couldn't help but want to laugh, he forced it back, hum, nodded and said: "Even if it can't be cured, it can be improved very well. Your situation, Lord Wizard."
The witch patted her chest and panted: "It's great, great."
However, Ji Thief still threw it out.
Upon seeing this, the witch looked like a cat with its tail stomped on. At the same time, she screamed out and trot over to pick it up. She patted it clean with distress, and turned her head angrily: "What are you doing!"
Ji Thief looked straightforward and confident: "It's all this thing, which made me delay the time to meet you, Master Wizard. It's the curse. Why don't I throw it away!"
After finishing this passage, the witch couldn't help but hum.
She also heard Ji Zei's implication, still complaining to herself.
She lowered her head and coughed twice: "This matter, I am wrong, I misunderstood you, Warrior."
Ji Zei pretended to be deaf and dumb: "What? Master Wizard, what did you just say, I didn't hear?"
The witch blushed and gritted her teeth and shouted, "It's all my fault, I'm sorry, I heard you now!"
Ji Thief's smiling eyes couldn't close: "Hey, I heard it now, Master Wizard, behave."
If the eyes could kill people, Ji Thief would have broken into pieces now.
Not wanting to argue with Ji Thief too much on this issue, the witch took Jiang and asked Ji Thief: "You said this can cure my body, how can I cure it?"
Ji Thief said: "Simple, just add red dates and boil it into soup and drink it."
The witch did not understand for a while: "What what? What soup? What is red dates?"
Hearing this, Ji Thief couldn't help but snorted, forgetting that there are no red dates and no soup concept in this era.
After all, there is no soup vessel, so how can there be soup?
Seeing the embarrassment on Ji's face, the witch just thought that something had happened again, frowned and asked, "What's wrong?"
Ji Thief came back to his senses: "No, no, I was talking nonsense just now, in fact, this **** slice sticks to the stomach, it can cure your sickness, Master Wizard."
The thought in Ji Zei's heart is naturally impossible for the witch to know. She was already a little pleased after listening to Ji Zei's method of sticking **** slices on her stomach.
"Really? Just cut this weird, um, weird tree root into slices and put it on the belly?" the witch asked.
Ji Thief's expression did not change: "It's Jiang."
The witch muttered: "Jiang, what a strange name."
Ji Thief grinned and did not speak.
The witch didn’t care about him either. At this time, her thoughts were all on the **** block. After all, dysmenorrhea was uncomfortable. Although the wormwood ball was useful, the witch didn’t know what wormwood was. The two guards collected a lot of weeds and came back, but none of them worked. Otherwise, she would not bother to call Ji Thief over.
There were stone slices in the cave. Because of the excitement, the witch even cut the **** slices by herself.
Ji thief watched quietly from the side, feeling a little more active in his heart.
I didn't think about it before, but now I think about it, utensils are indispensable in life.
Aside from other things, you can't eat barbecue every day, right?
In this case, how much carbon dioxide should I eat into my stomach? Now that the witch has been reminded, Ji Thief feels that it is necessary to make the utensils, whether it is drinking hot water or cooking things, it can be used.
It's just that ordinary soil won't work at all when making utensils, and even after mixing with water, the adhesion is somewhat insufficient.
The best material for making utensils is clay.
However, where should I find something like clay?
By the way, isn't the termite cave made of clay? Why did you forget this? Just smash the termite's burrows to take soil, mix them with water and make them into the shape of a vessel, and process it with fire. Then the vessel will come out.
I am such a genius.
As soon as he figured this out, Ji Thief was a little bit happy from ear to ear.
"Wow, this tastes weird."
At this time, the witch who cut **** into slices smelled the **** and made a voice of dissatisfaction.
Ji Zei also recovered, looked at the witch, laughed, and if the resources that were now in front of him were not used, wouldn't it be a waste?
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