Return to Singapore 1995

Li Xiaofan looked up along his two beautiful white legs and saw that it was Guo Hanyue who was calling him after returning from get off work late at night.

When I looked up at the clock on the wall, it was already half past midnight. Oh shit, as soon as I close my eyes, an hour has passed.

"Sorry, I may be too tired today..."

"Get up and go take a shower and go to bed. Look, the new clothes I just ironed and put on this afternoon are wrinkled and smelly. Take them off and wash them!" Guo Hanyue said angrily.

"Can you let me lie down for a while? I slept so soundly just now, and I had a sweet dream..."

The sleepy Li Xiaofan stretched his waist and said.

Guo Hanyue pulled him up from the sofa: "Guy, what are you doing today? Are you going to be a cowherd? You are so tired! It's getting late, get up quickly, you have to go to work tomorrow!"

"Haha, Cowherd! Classmate Yueyue, you think so highly of me, how much do you think I am worth?"

"You have to ask those rich women from Nanyang! We don't understand the world of rich women!"

After Guo Hanyue left to collect clothes outside, the lazy Li Xiaofan sat back on the sofa again.

"Li Xiaofan, you guys, and Meng Chen too, you two are so lazy that you won't accept the clothes hanging outside! Here, take it, so you can take a shower!"

Guo Hanyue brought back a lot of clothes from outside, two of which were Li Xiaofan's underwear and T-shirt.

"Can you help me take it off? I'm so sleepy, my waist and legs are sore, and I have no energy all over my body!" Li Xiaofan yawned and felt limp. He managed to do a few butterfly strokes in the afternoon, but he felt the muscles in his arms were sore and sore. I no longer have the strength to take off my shirt.

"Guy, you are so lazy! I'm sorry, you won't really go to the nightclub to be a cowherd!" Guo Hanyue glared at Li Xiaofan and said angrily.

She was nagging, but she still came to help.

"Unbutton your buttons and raise your hands!"

"Um!"

After taking off the shirt, a sour smell of sweat wafted out. This long-sleeved shirt can only be worn in an air-conditioned room in Singapore. Once you go outdoors, you will sweat immediately, and the smell will be very strong over time.

"Hey, it smells sour, it smells sour, Li Xiaofan, you look like a human being, why do you smell so bad!"

Guo Hanyue said with disgust, and touched Li Xiaofan's chest muscles a few times: "Look, my body is sweaty and slippery, go and wash it off!"

"Okay, Aunt Guo, stop nagging, I'm going to take a shower right away!"

Li Xiaofan went into the bathroom and took a quick shower, put on the two clean underwear Guo Hanyue gave him, and came out wearing small underwear.

After coming out, Guo Hanyue was disgusted again: "Guy, you come out like this again, where are your beach shorts?"

"You didn't give it to me!"

Guo Hanyue made a classic "brain-wracking" gesture in "Comic Action": "I'll go, it's still my fault! You don't know how to go upstairs and get it yourself!"

"I'll go up right now!"

"Come on, give me all the clothes you've changed out of first, and I'll wash them together later!"

"This, this, I feel sorry for myself..."

Guo Hanyue said angrily: "Stop being so hypocritical, it's not the first time!"

After Li Xiaofan put on his beach pants and came down, in the living room, Guo Hanyue was sitting cross-legged on the sofa, eating Hainanese chicken rice packed from the market.

"Classmate Yueyue, are you finally tired of your Sichuan noodles?" Li Xiaofan said with a smile.

Guo Hanyue said loudly: "Haha, my poverty alleviation mission has been completed. After my salary was paid last week, I have paid off all my family's overseas debts! From now on, I will live a happy life of a well-off society. !”

Bang, bang! Li Xiaofan opened two cans of Tiger Ice Beer and handed one of them to her: "Come, congratulate our classmate Yueyue on starting a better life!"

"Well, thank you!"

On the TV screen, a VCD disc "Domestic Lingling Paint" that Guo Hanyue had just put in was playing. This is a comedy action film released in Hong Kong last summer. It is one of Stephen Chow's series of classic comedy films and was directed by Stephen Chow himself. , starring himself and Anita Yuen.

The film tells the funny story of a reserve state agent who rushes to Hong Kong to track down a priceless dinosaur head skeleton.

This movie could not be released in the mainland due to some special reasons at that time, but you can still buy this disc casually in VCD shops at roadside stalls. This is also one of Li Xiaofan's favorite Xingye classic movies.

Watching this classic film again, the classic lines in it are still hilarious.

[The brothel woman said to Lingling Qi: Do you think I can’t find you if you hide here? it's useless! An outstanding man like you, no matter where he hides, is like a firefly in the dark, so bright and outstanding! Your melancholy eyes, sighing fibrous roots, miraculous knife skills, and cup of DryMartine all fascinated me deeply. However, even though you are so outstanding, there are rules in the industry. No matter what, you have to pay for last night's overnight stay! You don’t need to pay for calling a chicken!

Lingling Qi: I thought our relationship was based on feelings, but I didn’t expect that it turned out to be a business in the end!

...]

Stephen Chow's classic and funny nonsensical dialogue style made Li Xiaofan and Guo Hanyue laugh out loud.

With potato chips and peanuts, the two of them drank a dozen cold beers without even realizing it.

Guo Hanyue's alcohol tolerance is not very good. After one can, her face turned red. After two cans, she felt dizzy. She didn't know when her body was leaning on Li Xiaofan.

Guo Hanyue's body was soft, warm and elastic in a short skirt.

Now it was Li Xiaofan's turn to take advantage of him and said to Guo Hanyue in his arms: "Hey, classmate Yueyue, you smell so bad, didn't you take a shower after coming back?"

In fact, because Guo Hanyue worked in an air-conditioned room, she didn't smell of sweat, but had a faint body fragrance.

She blushed and said angrily: "I won't wash tonight. Who told you to drink? I drank too much and feel dizzy!"

"Hey, it stinks!"

Guo Hanyue deliberately rubbed her body into Li Xiaofan's arms: "Haha, I just want you to stink to death!"

Li Xiaofan teased: "Ah! Or I can help you wash?"

Guo Hanyue glared and said angrily: "Okay, do you dare?"

"Haha, I'm not afraid of you!"

After saying that, he stretched out his hands and picked up Guo Hanyue horizontally, and walked upstairs.

Full of fragrant jade!

Guo Hanyue, caught off guard, struggled and screamed, hitting Li Xiaofan's back with her pink fist: "Li Xiaofan, guy! Put me down! I'm kidding!"

"But I'm serious!" Li Xiaofan teased.

"Hey, I was just kidding!"

"But I'm serious!"

"No!"

Li Xiaofan held her and entered Guo Hanyue's room on the second floor, then threw her on the bed with a smile: "Be good and clean yourself up, and serve me well later!"

"Haha, go to hell!"

Guo Hanyue got up from the bed, pushed Li Xiaofan out of the door, and locked the door.

"Haha, classmate Yueyue, good night!" Li Xiaofan laughed outside.

"Hate it! Are you sleeping?"

"Well, I have to go to work tomorrow!"

"Oh..."

Hearing this, Guo Hanyue felt a little disappointed.