Returning to Before Husband’s Castration

On the chaise couch behind the screen, there has been no big movement since the dreamy sigh, and occasionally there was a rustle of clothes rubbing.

The silence speaks.

I have all the pictures in my mind!

Ding Wu couldn't stand it anymore, and secondly, he wanted to distract the two people behind the embroidered screen, so he said to the music artist, "Come and listen to a new set of songs."

The set required a variety of music ensemble. The sandal board was played, the pipa was played, the Ruan Qin, and the flute sounded together. The singer sang "Yichun Ling", "Qingyanghou, misty rain..."

The sound of the song is clear and graceful, straight into the sky, and the accompaniment of the music, overwhelming the ear-pounding sound coming from behind the embroidered screen.

When the music rang, Wei Caiwei whispered: "You can let go."

Knead forever, right?

Wang Daxia was rubbing her heart with enthusiasm, and was suddenly interrupted. She hated Ding Wu and took her finger off her face reluctantly.

Wei Caiwei was still lying lazily on the chaise couch, and Wang Daxia still maintained a leaning posture, eagerly saying: "It's not that I don't want to get up, it's because I can't get up. If I get up, we can see our figure on the embroidery screen. mobile."

Wang Daxia kept a gentleman's distance. It seemed that the two figures overlapped. In fact, he did not press on Wei Caiwei, but the clothes were connected together. He exerted force on his waist, and his body was always a palm distance from Wei Caiwei, like A long and narrow U character.

Wei Caiwei asked: "Aren't you tired?"

I do! Tired and happy.

Wang Daxia said: "I am being urged to practice martial arts every day by Commander Lu. I have already practiced and I am not tired at all."

In fact, there is still some pain in the waist,

But at this time, a man will never admit that he can't do it.

That must be persisted.

The distance between the two of them was too close. With the dim light, Wei Caiwei could see that the green stubble on his chin was trying to get out of the skin.

He is growing up.

In the last life since the palace, Wang Daxia did not grow a beard, and even the hair on his legs was almost gone, so Wei Caiwei had never seen Wang Daxia's beard.

I really want to touch his chin.

Wei Caiwei thinks this way, but she still dare not do it, for fear of frightening Wang Daxia. She had to retreat and beg for second place, lifted her head slightly, and blew into Wang Daxia's green chin.

Wei Caiwei found a reason, "There is a mosquito, I helped you drive away."

"There are mosquitoes?" Wang Daxia said: "I shouldn't, are you wrong? I carry the mosquito repellent sachets you sent on me. It has always worked well, not to mention that we are in the middle of the lake. There are very few mosquitoes here. of."

Innocent Wang Daxia still doesn't understand Fengyue.

Wei Caiwei is an old fox who has practiced for many years. She doesn't blink her eyelashes when she tells a lie, "Oh, maybe it's a small bug brought by the lantern."

Wang Daxia was a little tired, the sweat from the temples rolled down on Wei Caiwei's cheeks.

Wei Caiwei felt sorry that he was too tired, and said, "Let's change posture."

The tips of Wang Daxia's ears that had just cooled down became hot again, "How do I change it? This...posture is pretty good."

I can hold it.

"Get up and sit on the head of the chaise couch."

Wang Daxia's waist was almost petrified. When she was sitting upright, the joints of her waist clicked. Fortunately, the sound of music and singing outside covered the movement. People at the banquet could only see the two people behind the screen changed. posture.

Wei Caiwei also sat up, half-lying on the chaise couch, with his back leaning against Wang Daxia's chest-of course, he did not lean up, always keeping a slap distance, but from outside the embroidery screen, Wei Caiwei was snuggling against Wang Daxia's In their arms, the two were lovingly admiring the starry sky.

The clouds of smoke and yarn softened the original bright stars, like a smoke cage, cold water and moon cage sand, this situation is most suitable for love and love!

Wei Caiwei asked: "Is this posture comfortable?"

Hearing this, Wang Daxia's red ears were about to bleed!

Wang Daxia said: "Soo...comfortable."

Wei Caiwei said, "It's much better than the previous posture."

Wang Daxia only felt that the soul was out of the body, as if he was about to go back in the wind, "Almost, it's pretty good, in fact, I can hold it just now."

Wei Caiwei said, "It's still this posture, why aren't Lu Ying and the others coming?"

This is one of the purposes of tonight. Because the portraits of the Bailian Sect are long and uncertain, the spy Jin Yiwei who has seen Wu Dianyong lead the way for the Alda Khan army in ten years has retired, so Lu Ying sent someone to take him , Let him recognize it with his own eyes.

As soon as the voice fell, a small boat came in the distance, and the person holding the torch waved the torch to draw circles in the night sky. This was his own signal.

Wang Daxia said: "They are here."

The awning boat swayed to the side of the painting boat, the bow was beating gongs and drums, and there stood a strong man in a green shirt with a yellow whip hanging from his waist. The yellow whip is the yellow belt used to tie the big hem of the gown around the waist in rainy, snowy weather or Cuju. It will not stain the clothes and is also convenient for activities.

The strong man was biting a wooden stick in his mouth. On the stick stood a thin and flexible boy like a monkey. The boy was also dressed in a green shirt. His clothes were lashed around his waist with a yellow board. A red round lacquer plate was on his head. There is a sauced pig's head on the round lacquer plate.

The boatman of the black-top boat, the two musicians beating the gongs and drums, and the young man wearing the sauced pig's head shouted loudly: "Little ones, come to filial piety to the dignitaries! Filial piety to the dignitaries!"

Only the strong man with a stick in his mouth did not speak.

This is called Yuanshe, which is uninvited and forcibly added to the fun of the banquet. They often know some jugglers, or are masters of Cuju, can speak flattery, bring meat and wine to honor guests, and ask for some rewards.

Simply put, it is the market gangsters who have skills and capital. They are well informed. They use some money to buy off the guys in various restaurants. They stare at the wealthy people for banquets. When they get news from the guys, they rush in to offer food. money.

Because it came with gifts such as pig's head, roast goose, wine, etc., it is not the same as a beggar who only stretches out his hand for money. Generally, people who treat guests will order someone to give some money, and those who want Yuanshe to leave quickly.

But sometimes when guests want to watch Cuju or watch juggling, they will accept their wine and meat, and ask them to come over to perform to add to the fun, so that the reward is more, far more than the wine and meat they send.

Zhao Quan is not interested in Yuanshe, but he is going to be the host tonight, and he also asks for the guests. Of course, it depends on whether the guests are interested.

These people usually work in Yuanshe and go to various banquets in the capital to beg for money, but they are all secret agents of Jinyiwei who collect information from high-ranking officials. Among them, the old man who beats the gong is the spy who saw Wu Dian's appearance and beat the drums. He is a delicate little servant, all dressed in Tsing Yi and yellow whip-it is actually Lu Ying's disguise!

Lu Ying hadn't seen enough of the portrait, and wanted to see himself in person. If the beard with a mole on the eyebrows is really what Wu Dian uses, then Jin Yiwei is a big fish in the net.

Ding Wu was also waiting for Lu Ying and his party. He was standing on the painting boat, looking curiously at the Yuanshe who came to play the autumn breeze. "You can stand so secure on the boat. It seems that you have some ability. Come and take a look."

The guests all spoke, and the host Zhao Quan waved his hand, "Come on."

Yuanshe beat the gongs and drums and came upstairs with the sauced pig's head and two jars of wine. They all knelt together and said, "filial piety! Filial piety!"

Zhao Quan ordered Wu Dian to pick up the sauced pig's head, cut it, and re-arranged the plate, then poured the wine from Yuanshe into the jug, and reopened the banquet after adding the wine to the lamp.

Zhao Quan said: "What do you have, you can do it, as long as you make my guests happy, some are rewarding money."

The thin monkey said: "Small ones are best at climbing poles. No matter how swaying the poles are, the small ones can be stable. However, you have already seen the skills of climbing poles just now, and if you repeat the small inconvenience, you will give it to the officials. Play a walkthrough."

After that, the thin monkey and the strong man tied a rope to the two columns of the painting boat. The thin monkey wore a monkey mask, and the strong man put an eye on his forehead. It turned out to be Monkey King fighting Erlang in "Journey to the West".

Two musicians beat the gongs and drums, the thin monkey and the strong man jumped onto the rope, one with a stick and the other with a wooden gun, and they stepped on the rope to fight!

The two tumbling and fighting each other with the drumbeats, like walking on the ground, the fight was inseparable, and it was very lively. The red-sleeved musicians clapped and applauded, and the atmosphere started again.

Zhao Quan coughed slightly, and asked Ding Wu, "Should I ask them to come out and watch?"

"They" certainly refer to Wei Caiwei and Wang Daxia.

Zhao Quan said that he was inviting Ding Wu. In fact, the drunkard’s intention is not to drink. He wants to win over Wang Daxia, the four evils of the North City. Now the master is only looking after the pretty widow behind the screen. Chao's faint look.

Ding Wu looked back at the pair of cuddling figures and said, "No, my sister was a little tired from dancing the Zhezhi dance just now, so let her rest."

If Wei Caiwei didn't reply, Wang Daxia certainly couldn't ask her to lie on the chaise couch alone. Of course, it was important to accompany her sweetheart.

After performing a walkthrough, the Yuanshe accompany the guests to make a round of wine orders, all kinds of auspicious words and flattery, Ding Wu drew a wine order, asking for an adult, a villain, and two more proverbs.

Ding Wu said: "Umbrella (written in traditional Chinese) has five people. The following small people are treated to one big person. The so-called blessed people all serve, and the unhappy people serve others."

It was Wu Dian's turn to use the next headline. He thought for a moment and said: "There are five people in Shuangzi, and there are many villains next to them, and there is a big one in China and Tibet. The so-called people do not talk about the length of the people, and there are even more people among the first believers." (Note 2)

When it was Zhao Quan's turn, Zhao Quan couldn't think of it for a moment, and toasted: "I'm so talented, I can't do it. I'll fine myself three cups!"

In order to give Zhao a face-to-face, the members of the round club followed by toasting, "The same is true for me! Three glasses of self-punishment!"

"I can't do the same, drink a jar! Haha!"

In this way, drinking until the second shift, the host and the host enjoyed themselves. When Zhao Quan saw Ding Wu showing sleepiness, he scattered the banquet, rewarded the Yuanshe members with five taels of silver, and passed away.

On the Wu Peng boat, Lu Ying couldn't wait to ask: "See clearly, did you hear clearly, isn't it him?"

Just now Ding Wu put forward the order to play wine, which deliberately led Wu Dian to speak, so that he could easily identify the voice.

The old man nodded, "I recognize him when he turned into ashes. He has been blessed in the past ten years, but the mole is still there, and his voice has not changed much. He is one of the four major successors of the White Lotus Sect."

In the painting boat, after embroidering the screen, the two "cuddling", Wang Daxia moved her body back, Wei Caiwei whispered: "Don't worry, stay calm, wait for Lu Ying and their boat to go farther, we will go out to say goodbye, don't stay Flaws, hold on again and finish the trick."

Wang Daxia thought to herself, it's not that I can't hold back, but that if I don't step back, Wang Xiaoxia might meet you.

The author has something to say: Note 1: The setting of Yuanshe is from the fifteenth chapter of "Jin Ping Mei". "Jin Ping Mei" was written at the end of Jiajing in the Ming Dynasty. It is in the same era as "Returning to the Husband from the Palace". Therefore, my customs, local customs, and various industries in this article include daily expressions, allegorical sayings and courtesy. All refer to "Jin Ping Mei". According to the party, the protagonist Ximenqing of "Jin Ping Mei" is Lu Bing... I think it is a bit similar, but I personally think that Emperor Zhengde fits the character of Ximen Qing the most.

Note 2: From Feng Menglong's "Ancient and Modern Tan" in the Ming Dynasty, it is a wine order made by Han Yong and Xia Xun.